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Any Photo-Bombing Stories?
« on: July 05, 2011, 03:22:34 PM »
So yesterday morning, we're up at the lake for the annual 4th of July, too much family, too much food and too much drank celebration.  The wife's sister has her family there and they do love em' some photo ops.  Me and one brother in law are sitting on the pier watching them take turns by the water, snapping shots of each other....so I sez to him....why don't you be the gracious one and offer to take some family shots of them....and I'll be right here on the pier....behind them....you know, for support and all that.

So he goes down there and snaps family shot after family shot....with my very ample sized, white hairy ass in the background of every picture.  Worst thing is, we watched them review all the pics about 3 times each...without noticing. :facepalm:

They eventually did.....and claim payback will be hell. 

Have you ever bombed anyone?
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Re: Any Photo-Bombing Stories?
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2011, 03:33:25 PM »
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Re: Any Photo-Bombing Stories?
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2011, 03:35:34 PM »


That's you, Buzz?  I thought you were taller.
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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2011, 03:40:01 PM »
Of course it has been taken down and it wasn't meant to be a bomb but turned out that way. 

The guidance counselor where my wife teaches was preggers last year.  Her husband took a picture of her lying on the couch with her belly, looking all miserable.  She was less than a week out and had a look on her face that was funny.....anywho, they have this huge mirror above the couch.  She thought it was a funny pic and posted it on teh bookfaces.  What she didn't notice was her hubby's reflection in the mirror from him taking the picture.  Him standing there in his glory. 

It wasn't until about comment 20 or so on the photo that someone said something.   The comment said "Tell, Chris to turn the AC up, it must be cold in the house."  Which got the response, "I will, but I have been burning up these last few weeks."  Hilarity ensued for the next few hours until it was taken down. 
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Re: Any Photo-Bombing Stories?
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2011, 03:43:54 PM »
That's you, Buzz?  I thought you were taller.
I rock the speedo though.
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Re: Any Photo-Bombing Stories?
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2011, 03:45:42 PM »
I rock the speedo though.

Well yeah...but the potato goes in the front.
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Re: Any Photo-Bombing Stories?
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2011, 03:57:24 PM »
Have you ever bombed anyone?

Always...  Especially with people I don't know.  I usually walk up behind the group being photographed and do something that they won't catch until later.  I'll merge myself into the group, make a face, peek around a wall or just appear in the background with a cigar or drink.  It's great...
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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2011, 04:14:35 PM »
This past week, my son almost unintentionally bombed a couple of families.  If you've ever been to Seaside Florida, you know they have a big grassy ampitheater area where they do concerts etc.  Kids run and play in that area and my 10 year old was out there running with some kids he just met.  They're shooting nerf guns at each other when this lady comes up and starts gathering all these kids up for a photo on the side of the hill.  My son doesn't know any better.  He just knows that suddenly, all these kids he's been playing with are sitting down for this lady to take a picture.  There's about 10 kids. 

My wife and I are watching this scenario unfold and she walks down there to the lady.  About that time, the lady is ready to snap the shot and backs away for a second and says, "Who is that kid?  Is he with us?"  We just fell out laughing at what could have happened.  All these wonderful family memories...with this strange kid that nobody knows who he is.
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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2011, 05:17:06 PM »
Always...  Especially with people I don't know.  I usually walk up behind the group being photographed and do something that they won't catch until later.  I'll merge myself into the group, make a face, peek around a wall or just appear in the background asleep.  It's great...

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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2011, 05:45:27 PM »
At Disney, some people were trying to take a pic of their large group of kids in front of a window where you could see fish and stuff underwater.  Spencer walked right in front of the group just as they snapped the picture.  I saw him and yelled "Spencer, come here!  Get out of the picture!"  He completely ignored me and stayed where he was, with the group between me and him.  Stayed where he was, that is, until the large group of kids was lined up again for a shot - then he walked right through the middle of it AGAIN... I apologized again, and the parents just laughed and said they would always look at the picture and think "there are the kids and Spencer!"

At least they were cool about it... plus my kid made the picture more awesome because he is so cute and all... they got lucky.
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Re: Any Photo-Bombing Stories?
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2011, 06:58:27 PM »
At Disney, some people were trying to take a pic of their large group of kids in front of a window where you could see fish and stuff underwater.  Spencer walked right in front of the group just as they snapped the picture.  I saw him and yelled "Spencer, come here!  Get out of the picture!"  He completely ignored me and stayed where he was, with the group between me and him.  Stayed where he was, that is, until the large group of kids was lined up again for a shot - then he walked right through the middle of it AGAIN... I apologized again, and the parents just laughed and said they would always look at the picture and think "there are the kids and Spencer!"

At least they were cool about it... plus my kid made the picture more awesome because he is so cute and all... they got lucky. 

There are ways to resolve that obedience problem...
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They even have one to break a woman's nagging...
http://www.radiofence.com/products/PetSafe-Deluxe-Bark-Collar.html
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Any Photo-Bombing Stories?
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2011, 08:12:45 PM »
There are ways to resolve that obedience problem...
http://www.radiofence.com/products/SportDog-SportHunter-SD%252d1225.html


Here we can agree.   Common ground: ain't it sweet?
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Re: Any Photo-Bombing Stories?
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2011, 09:22:13 PM »
This was the first thing I thought about when you started this thread...
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Re: Any Photo-Bombing Stories?
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2011, 12:25:41 AM »
This was the first thing I thought about when you started this thread...


bald men?
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Re: Any Photo-Bombing Stories?
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2011, 12:27:28 AM »
bald men?

I thought it was the young boys?
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« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2011, 03:04:20 PM »
I thought it was the young boys?

What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?




The little boy in my trunk.
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« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2011, 03:05:13 PM »
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?




The little boy in my trunk.

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« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2011, 05:08:51 PM »
"Tarheel, you'll appreciate this........."

Speaking of.......where the hell has he been?
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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2011, 05:14:23 PM »
Speaking of.......where the hell has he been?

I don't know, but I miss him.  I mostly miss his butthole, but also him to some degree.
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« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2011, 05:16:21 PM »
I don't know, but I miss him.  I mostly miss his butthole, but also him to some degree.
Yeah, but whose don't you miss?
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan