Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!

[The Prowler]

*Keyboard and Monitor Warning*

[djsimp]

I could think of a couple other things she could sign up for.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

I'm officially an old married fart.  My first thought was, "Damn, she has got some serious kung fu grip."

My second thought was, "I would never have to get up to open a jar of jelly again."   

[AUTiger1]

I'm officially an old married fart.  My first thought was, "Damn, she has got some serious kung fu grip."

My second thought was, "I would never have to get up to open a jar of jelly again."   

                                                                     
You old married fa......wait, what?

[The Prowler]

She's going to give a new meaning to "Tiger Prowl"...we gon' get all dem Star prospects, BOOYAH BITCHES!!!

[djsimp]

She's going to give a new meaning to "Tiger Prowl"...we gon' get all dem Star prospects, BOOYAH BITCHES!!!

And dolla bills.

[AUsweetheart]

I'm officially an old married fart.  My first thought was, "Damn, she has got some serious kung fu grip."

My second thought was, "I would never have to get up to open a jar of jelly again."   

Thank God you aren't a recruit.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Thank God you aren't a recruit.

Even in my playing days I wasn't much of a recruit.  Unfortunately for me even Troy and UNA weren't in the need of 5'11" 190 lbs offensive linemen.

[AWK]

Even in my playing days I wasn't much of a recruit.  Unfortunately for me even Troy and UNA weren't in the need of 5'11" 190 lbs offensive linemen.

Don't sell yourself short.  You're worth a few $100 handshakes.

[djsimp]

Don't sell yourself short.  You're worth a few $100 handshakes.

Yeah, because thats about all The University of the Blind could afford.

[AUTiger1]

Don't sell yourself short.  You're worth a few $100 handshakes.

I thought that was $100 handjobs?

[AUsweetheart]

I thought that was $100 handjobs?

No such thing. At least not when I was in high school.

[Saniflush]

No such thing. At least not when I was in high school.

Just because you were giving them away does not mean they did not exist.

[Buzz Killington]

I gotta agree with sweets though...at my HS, they were free with the second date usually.

[dallaswareagle]

I gotta agree with sweets though...at my HS, they were free with the second date usually.

I didn't need no date for  (wait a minute)

[Jumbo]

I gotta agree with sweets though...at my HS, they were free with the second date usually.

I usually gave hand jobs on the first date, I knew he would dump me before Valentines Day.

[BZ770]

Did anyone else get mentally scarred from the Guy Pole Dancer on Americas Got Talent.  Gayest thing ever.