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Countdown to Football

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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #80 on: July 13, 2011, 10:24:37 AM »
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #81 on: July 13, 2011, 10:41:27 AM »


Now you see, the changing of the worrd is inevitabre!
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #82 on: July 13, 2011, 11:19:36 AM »
Wow...

Nicely done dude. That was exceptional. Quite possibly the best thing I have read from you.

By the way, which player were you talking about and how did you know what his morning routine was? That's some skreet knowledge...
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #83 on: July 13, 2011, 11:24:52 AM »
Wow...

Nicely done dude. That was exceptional. Quite possibly the best thing I have read from you.

By the way, which player were you talking about and how did you know what his morning routine was? That's some skreet knowledge...

Somebody has been stalking him at the gym no doubt.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #84 on: July 13, 2011, 11:28:05 AM »
Wow...

Nicely done dude. That was exceptional. Quite possibly the best thing I have read from you.

By the way, which player were you talking about and how did you know what his morning routine was? That's some skreet knowledge...

Thanks.

I'm not sure which player.  My source never gave me the name.  He got it from his brother-in-law.  I'm sure he can find out for us.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #85 on: July 13, 2011, 11:45:14 AM »
Thanks.

I'm not sure which player.  My source never gave me the name.  He got it from his brother-in-law.  I'm sure he can find out for us.

He'll get on that.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #86 on: July 13, 2011, 11:55:26 AM »
Thanks.

I'm not sure which player.  My source never gave me the name.  He got it from his brother-in-law.  I'm sure he can find out for us.

If that's the case, it had to be Craig Sanders.  He's from Ariton, you know. 
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #87 on: July 13, 2011, 12:02:57 PM »
If that's the case, it had to be Craig Sanders.  He's from Ariton, you know.

I'd love to see some pictures...
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #88 on: July 13, 2011, 12:03:59 PM »
I'd love to see some pictures...

video?
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #89 on: July 13, 2011, 12:10:57 PM »
If that's the case, it had to be Craig Sanders.  He's from Ariton, you know.

Where is that, by the way?
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #90 on: July 13, 2011, 12:12:45 PM »
Where is that, by the way?

I don't know but they have a Gold's Gym, I think...
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #91 on: July 13, 2011, 12:18:46 PM »
I don't know but they have a Gold's Gym, I think...

Oh wait, I found it.  It's just off Highway 268.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #92 on: July 13, 2011, 12:51:36 PM »
Wow...

Nicely done dude. That was exceptional. Quite possibly the best thing I have read from you.

By the way, which player were you talking about and how did you know what his morning routine was? That's some skreet knowledge...

You should be giving me the praise.  It was my criticisism barely 14 hours ago that led to his strife of perfection. 

It was a well done effort on Townhall's part, but the golf claps belong to me.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #93 on: July 13, 2011, 12:55:56 PM »

Nice Buzz, you just created a new smiley.   :thumsup:

:kimclap:
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #94 on: July 13, 2011, 12:59:27 PM »
Nice Buzz, you just created a new smiley.   :thumsup:

:kimclap:
You are on a fucking roll.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #95 on: July 13, 2011, 01:00:05 PM »
I like the white spots around Kim.  It's his aura.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #96 on: July 13, 2011, 02:10:40 PM »
Nice Buzz, you just created a new smiley.   :thumsup:

:kimclap:

Fuck yeah...I'm a contributor!!!
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #97 on: July 14, 2011, 09:33:09 AM »
51 Days

What's changed about college football? 

The following quarterbacks have hit the 2,000 yards passing/1,000 yards rushing in a season.  They are the only ones in history:

Cam Newton
Colin Kaepernick
Joe Webb
Dwight Dasher
Dan LeFevour
Vince Young
Brad Smith
Woodrow Dantzler

The more interesting fact?  Dantzler was the first to do so, and Dantzler played in the year 2001.

From 2001-2010, eight players have accumulated enough yards through the ground and the air to make this list.

Three of them (Kaepernick, Webb, Smith) did it twice. 

From 1890-2000?  Zero players achieved this mark. 

Obviously for a long time, seasons were shorter.  Would Cam Newton have hit the mark only playing 10 games? 

Possibly not. 

Nonetheless, quarterbacks are lighting up the statistics with exciting dual threat ability the likes we have never seen. 

For most (and for me), this makes the game more exciting. 

A true leader on the offensive side of the ball.  A crucial integral that steals the spotlight and leads the other 10 guys to victory. 

While the statistics do become more individualized, they are still reliant on the other guys on the field.

It was exciting to watch Cam Newton because he could do it all.  He could run.  He could throw.  And more importantly, he could be the general on the field.  The receivers had to catch.  The linemen had to block.  The running backs had to open things up. 

And the fans got to watch a star. 

Seven out of the last ten seasons have featured a dual threat quarterback that was adept at both throwing and running.

We have no reason to not expect one this season.

I've got my eye on Denard Robinson at Michigan. 

What about you?

51 Days.
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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #98 on: July 14, 2011, 02:20:56 PM »

I've got my eye on Denard Robinson at Michigan. 

What about you?

My money is on Phillip Sims at Alabama. 

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Re: Countdown to Football
« Reply #99 on: July 14, 2011, 02:22:04 PM »
My money is on Phillip Sims at Alabama.

That's one muscled up he-man
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