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The Prowler · « **Reply #20 on:** June 27, 2011, 07:21:22 AM »

Quote from: RWS on June 27, 2011, 06:56:49 AM

It's a glorious mixture of idiocy. You have so many sources. Former players, walk-ons, texts, e-mails, phone calls. That's the joke. The last time you had a big sure-fire thing you totally blew it. And hell, it was AU related. And your sources were supposedly on the team. Excuse me if I don't get terrified when you threaten to "let the cat out of the bag" in regards to something huge at Alabama.

Your "Moon Walking" is pretty good, you're still way off compared to Jack Arute's.

Token · « **Reply #21 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:10:21 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on June 27, 2011, 02:34:52 AM

Are you too retarded to recognize the difference? If I had a blog site where I posted everything as facts and made it sound like I did all of the investigation, then yeah it would be similar. Do I get some things strictly from other message boards...Uh, yeah. But I also get information from emails, texts, direct Tweets, phone conversations, face to face conversations, etc. There is a story brewing on SPuat that I got from a message board post, as did a few others here (I'm not going to let this cat outta the bag. But when/if it hits, I'll let you know if that's what I was talking about.)

So long as you are admitting that you both derive your information in the same spectacular fashion, that's enough for me.

AWK · « **Reply #22 on:** June 27, 2011, 11:10:39 AM »

I know a walk-on named Corey Grant.

JR4AU · « **Reply #23 on:** June 27, 2011, 11:37:52 AM »

Quote from: AWK on June 27, 2011, 11:10:39 AM

I know a walk-on named Corey Grant.

SKREETZ!

RWS · « **Reply #24 on:** June 27, 2011, 01:43:15 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on June 27, 2011, 07:21:22 AM

Your "Moon Walking" is pretty good, you're still way off compared to Jack Arute's.

If I have to sit here and explain how it is a combination of stupid shit you have said in the past, then there really is no point in explaining it.

djsimp · « **Reply #25 on:** June 27, 2011, 02:09:40 PM »

Quote from: RWS on June 27, 2011, 01:43:15 PM

there really is no point in explaining it.

Is that not what you just did?

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #26 on:** June 27, 2011, 06:07:35 PM »

It seems as though I just woke from a 7 month coma, but this thread reminds me that I didn't.

vv This line, however... vv

Quote from: Kaos on June 27, 2011, 02:56:24 AM

Stick a lit candle up your ass and shit wax, Updyke.

is pure gold! I'm using it tomorrow at work on an asshole that desperately needs a verbal beatdown.

GH2001 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 27, 2011, 11:49:49 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on June 26, 2011, 06:25:17 PM

I've saved it as well. Came here just to see if you all saw that.

What a fucking idiot. If NtY saw that, it would be a perfect story. He's basically just admitted he's making shit up to be original, or he posts things based on phone calls and texts.

Was THIS the the sort of thing that can justify having girls named "whores"?

This guy needs to go down. Hard.

I saw where you lit him up a bit on teh twitters in the last 24 hours.

The Prowler · « **Reply #28 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:17:55 AM »

Quote from: AWK on June 27, 2011, 11:10:39 AM

I know a walk-on named Corey Grant.

BOOM goes the dynamite...Suck on that, fucking updicks.

RWS · « **Reply #29 on:** June 28, 2011, 07:24:13 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on June 28, 2011, 12:17:55 AM

BOOM goes the dynamite...Suck on that, fucking updicks.

I'm not really seeing why I should be upset over Corey Grant switching to AU....

AUChizad · « **Reply #30 on:** June 28, 2011, 08:00:08 AM »

Quote from: RWS on June 28, 2011, 07:24:13 AM

I'm not really seeing why I should be upset over Corey Grant switching to AU....

The Prowler · « **Reply #31 on:** June 28, 2011, 08:02:31 AM »

Quote from: RWS on June 28, 2011, 07:24:13 AM

I'm not really seeing why I should be upset over Corey Grant switching to AU....

Because, he'd rather walkon at Auburn than have a full scholarship at Inbred U....that's where your shitty University is at now. It feels sooo good being the Mutha Fuckin Champs. Choke on that, Updick.

JR4AU · « **Reply #32 on:** June 28, 2011, 08:17:29 AM »

Quote from: RWS on June 28, 2011, 07:24:13 AM

I'm not really seeing why I should be upset over Corey Grant switching to AU....

In trying to act like a "level headed" bammer fan, you've gone slam off the deep end and don't even realize the shit you're pumping. I guess y'all didn't want him anyway?

Oh, and imagine the shit storm of negative pub that would be coming Auburn's way via the Finebaumistas if a player left scholarship at AU to walk on at bammer! Hell, Russell Wilson chose Wisc. and those fucking rubes conjured up every negative scenario you could imagine off of Finebaum's prompt of "what should we read in to this about Auburn...what does it say about their program?"

So, yeah, stick a lit candle in your ass and shit hot wax.

RWS · « **Reply #33 on:** June 28, 2011, 08:19:43 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on June 28, 2011, 08:02:31 AM

Because, he'd rather walkon at Auburn than have a full scholarship at Inbred U....that's where your shitty University is at now. It feels sooo good being the Mutha Fuckin Champs. Choke on that, Updick.

If he feels AU is better for his career, I'm not going to get upset over it. He made a decision to leave, and was very classy about it. No harm, no foul. I'm pretty sure he will have a scholarship at AU next season, so he should be in good shape. I'm not going to get upset about where an 18 year old kid decides to play football.

Saniflush · « **Reply #34 on:** June 28, 2011, 08:21:33 AM »

Quote from: JR4AU on June 28, 2011, 08:17:29 AM

Hell, Russell Wilson chose Wisc. and those fucking rubes conjured up every negative scenario you could imagine off of Finebaum's prompt of "what should we read in to this about Auburn...what does it say about their program?"

Hey Pawlllll, don't chu thank dis is jest another peace of evidance?

AUChizad · « **Reply #35 on:** June 28, 2011, 09:00:31 AM »

Callers to all JOX shows now stating as fact that Wilson was the difference in 4-6 games.

Funny how we didn't hear that until he went to Wisconsin.

So I guess that means we're going anywhere between 1 win and -1 wins now since they had us not bowl eligible before.

AUChizad · « **Reply #36 on:** June 28, 2011, 09:10:21 AM »

Also, if there is a better justification for smack talk, off the field, than a four star RB forgoing his scholarship to walk on for his rival, I'd certainly like to hear it.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #37 on:** June 28, 2011, 09:12:25 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on June 27, 2011, 11:49:49 PM

I saw where you lit him up a bit on teh twitters in the last 24 hours.

Ha. Yeah. It was fun... Picked up some new followers. Evidently he doesn't like being called a fraud. He banned me from his Facebook page. I guess he runs his sight, so if he wants to be a pussy he's got that right. He's got plenty of support from a few Bammer minions that suck his cock the second he hits the keyboard. Pretty common actually.

djsimp · « **Reply #38 on:** June 28, 2011, 09:17:59 AM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on June 28, 2011, 09:12:25 AM

He's got plenty of support from a few Bammer minions that suck his cock the second he hits the keyboard.

Thats what happens when goats have become scarce.

RWS · « **Reply #39 on:** June 28, 2011, 09:50:41 AM »

Quote from: JR4AU on June 28, 2011, 08:17:29 AM

In trying to act like a "level headed" bammer fan, you've gone slam off the deep end and don't even realize the shit you're pumping. I guess y'all didn't want him anyway?

Oh, and imagine the shit storm of negative pub that would be coming Auburn's way via the Finebaumistas if a player left scholarship at AU to walk on at bammer! Hell, Russell Wilson chose Wisc. and those fucking rubes conjured up every negative scenario you could imagine off of Finebaum's prompt of "what should we read in to this about Auburn...what does it say about their program?"

So, yeah, stick a lit candle in your ass and shit hot wax.

Obviously Alabama wanted him; they wouldn't have accepted his commitment otherwise. In the end, the kid just didn't want to play at Alabama. He kept it classy when leaving, so there's no reason for our fans not to do the same. If you want to be pissed off at the rubes for trying to make something out of nothing in regards to Wilson, or you want to be hypothetically pissed off at a hypothetical situation, then you go do that.

I'm not sure why the whole Russell Wilson thing is such a huge deal. I haven't been following recruiting much lately, but from what I understand, he is a traditional drop back pro-style type QB. That doesn't really seem like the best fit for AU's offense. Him choosing one school over another is no more indicative than any other recruit choosing one school over another.