To those of you who play the "don't give him any publicity" card I mean no offense when I say please yank your head out of your ass.
Do you have any children? Have you ever had children?
These motherfuckers are like children. They're looking for boundaries. They want to be punished.
Say something that Nick Saban doesn't like and he'll rip you a new asshole in the press conference. Stallings the same. Shula was nicer and calmer. So was Bill Curry. They ate their ass alive and kept them from ever being able to succeed.
What do our people do when fuckers like Brooks and Finebaum go public with baseless accusations that Trooper Taylor is a pimp, whoring out Auburn students? What did they do when Cam was being crucified? What was their response when HBO drug out five fucking losers looking for another four minutes in the spotlight?
They do nothing. They ignore it because it's the Auburn way. Well FUCK-A-MIGHTY, that way's not working. The shit gets worse and worse and worse and worse and worse every single fucking year. It was fucking HELL in the 70s, it tapered off a bit when the bastards weren't winning, but since the day Saban set foot on their cursed ground and Paul Finebaum attached his lips to Saban's ass, it's back and as bad as ever.
If nobody steps up and calls bullshit on these motherfuckers they'll keep on. They're not going to get tired of fucking with Auburn and move on. They'll finally quit when they taste blood in their mouth because somebody knocked the fuck out of them.
If it's the Never to Yield Foundation doing the fuck-knocking, well god bless those motherfuckers and their kin. If Jay Jacobs wants to pop his melon head up and make a strong statement I'd be right behind his ass cheering him on.
"Rising above" only works when your opponent has character. None of the fucks aligned against Auburn right now do.
Motherfuck.
Amen.
Fuckin' A!
Bammers, this particular ilk anyway, won't fight fair. They hit you, you turn the other cheek, they'll kick you in the nuts, kick you in the mouth while you're yacking your guts out, then kick you in the kidneys. Turning the other cheek won't work. You kick their asses, and they'll go hire a bunch of Guidos to kick your ass for them. That's EXACTLY what's been going on since November, only they saw the ass whipping coming and hired Guido before the ass kicking and still got their asses kicked. Now it's them that has taken it to levels not previously seen. You have a fan base, most of which (those 40 and under) only knows bammer as just another team, but knows what their pappy and grandpappy told them about "tradishun" and "nasheenul championchips every year" and have learned to pop off about something that is half made up in the first place, and that they've only read about in books, or seen on one of those dumbass "bammer classics". The kind of idiot that thinks that a 25 year span that ended 30 years ago, is more important in defining the two programs NOW, than the last 30 years is. HELL, THEY THINK THE LAST 30 YEARS MEANS NOTHING. And Auburn winning the BCS was the last straw. They still had that until January. We could beat them on the field, and they'd come back with talk of a half a NC 50 years ago, and their 438 National Championships and the world greatest coach. We beat them on the field, and they'd puff their chests out and say "It's only because we suck, and that's all y'all care about is beating bammer". Well FUCK YOU bammers. It's not your sandbox, it's not your mountain. We'll play in it, and kick your asses. If you claim king of the mountain for a day, you better look down, because we're coming for your asses, and we'll knock your toothless, mullet head off it and we'll plant Auburn's flag there,
JUST LIKE IT IS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. Try to reclaim it, and you got a fight on your hands, AND YOU'RE FUCKING PROVING YOU DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING NUTS TO KEEP THE FIGHT ON THE FIELD. That's what's happening right now, except instead of trying to reclaim the mountain top, you're at the bottom of the mountain screaming "It's our mountain, and it's a birth right, and we'll blow the fucking mountain up if y'all don't come down and give it back to us, the rightful owners! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Y'ALL!
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