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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2011, 10:45:17 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on June 08, 2011, 09:53:26 AM
Link please.
Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2011, 10:47:41 AM »
Quote from: AWK on June 08, 2011, 10:45:17 AM
Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2011, 10:56:54 AM »
What a lovely tea party.
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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2011, 11:12:32 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 08, 2011, 10:56:54 AM
What a lovely tea party.

Tha fuck you waiting for?  Start sucking.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2011, 11:35:48 AM »
Fucking, we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker.
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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2011, 02:05:24 PM »
Quote from: AWK on June 08, 2011, 10:45:17 AM
Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2011, 05:53:27 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 08, 2011, 10:47:41 AM
What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something?
Dude, she called you retarded.
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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2011, 06:51:12 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on June 08, 2011, 05:53:27 PM
Dude, she called you retarded.

Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a sheep!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2011, 09:51:11 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 09, 2011, 06:51:12 AM
Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a sheep!

This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2.
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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2011, 10:05:34 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on June 09, 2011, 09:51:11 AM
This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2.

Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #30 on: June 09, 2011, 09:50:28 PM »
Returning to the diary, taking a momentary break from a movie I considered to be utterly shitty...

Airport yesterday there was a large black man surrounded by autograph seekers at one of the bars.  It was dark, I couldn't see who it actually was, but one of the people trying to get to into his sphere said he thought it was Chad Ocho Cinco.  I have my reservations, but it was somebody. 

Meanwhile, less than 20 feet away, the gentleman below dined essentially unnoticed. 
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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #31 on: June 10, 2011, 07:50:39 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on June 09, 2011, 09:50:28 PM
Returning to the diary, taking a momentary break from a movie I considered to be utterly shitty...

Airport yesterday there was a large black man surrounded by autograph seekers at one of the bars.  It was dark, I couldn't see who it actually was, but one of the people trying to get to into his sphere said he thought it was Chad Ocho Cinco.  I have my reservations, but it was somebody. 

Meanwhile, less than 20 feet away, the gentleman below dined essentially unnoticed.

It's grainy at full size...Buffett?
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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2011, 07:54:21 AM »
Quote from: JR4AU on June 10, 2011, 07:50:39 AM
It's grainy at full size...Buffett?

Look at the file name.
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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #33 on: June 10, 2011, 08:00:46 AM »
Quote from: Aubie16 on June 10, 2011, 07:54:21 AM
Look at the file name.

Ah...maybe my computer...but I just can't tell by the pic at all.  Thanks. 
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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #34 on: June 10, 2011, 08:38:27 AM »
You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #35 on: June 10, 2011, 08:42:34 AM »
You need at least 15 pieces.

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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #36 on: June 10, 2011, 08:53:27 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on June 10, 2011, 08:42:34 AM
You need at least 15 pieces.


Brian has 37 pieces of flair.
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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #37 on: June 10, 2011, 09:00:57 AM »
Quote from: Jumbo on June 10, 2011, 08:53:27 AM
Brian has 37 pieces of flair.


You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?
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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #38 on: June 10, 2011, 09:07:34 AM »
Well, I thought I remembered you saying that you wanted to express yourself.
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Re: Travel diary
« Reply #39 on: June 10, 2011, 09:09:45 AM »
WOOOOOO....
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