I'm trying to formulate a joke, but I just keep reading his name over and over again. Mind boggling.
That's the type of name you see when you get one of those emails...
Welcome kind sir,
I am contacting you as I have issue of highest importance. As heir to an inheritance of substantial wealth, I am in need of your valuable and professional assistance. I have recently established citizenship in America however there are three bank accounts in India that.....