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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #100 on: June 08, 2011, 11:31:46 AM »
Hey Chad, what happened at the Sugar Ray concert?
There was a murder scene involved.
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #101 on: June 08, 2011, 11:34:47 AM »
There was a murder scene involved.
The day good music died.
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« Reply #102 on: June 08, 2011, 01:12:22 PM »
Mark McGrath used to make my wife moist.  Only white man ever make my wife moist.

You've never made your wife moist?
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« Reply #103 on: June 08, 2011, 01:14:34 PM »
You've never made your wife moist?

I'm not white
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« Reply #104 on: June 08, 2011, 01:16:32 PM »
I'm going straight to hell, just like my momma said................

Saw them at the Supper Club a year or two after "Honeysuckle Blue" came out.
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« Reply #105 on: June 08, 2011, 01:19:13 PM »
I'm not white

You're a lawyer with snagglepuss as your avatar.  You are at the least beige.
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« Reply #106 on: June 08, 2011, 01:21:54 PM »
You're a lawyer with snagglepuss as your avatar.  You are at the least beige.

From the waste up
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #107 on: June 08, 2011, 04:27:59 PM »
From the waste up

If you never get to use it, the whole damn thing is a waste...
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #109 on: June 09, 2011, 10:19:00 AM »
Saw them at the Supper Club a year or two after "Honeysuckle Blue" came out.
Great song!  Saw Hootie and Edwin McCain at Beard–Eaves then went and seen McCain at the Supper Club. 

If you never get to use it, the whole damn thing is a waste...

I missed this gem.   :bugs:

So THS since this thread was nothing but a hijack from the beginning, have you decided what to do?

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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #110 on: June 09, 2011, 10:54:13 AM »
http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/06/09/2258351/flo-rida-arrested-on-dui-and-suspended.html

Karma.

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South Florida rapper swerve several times while driving his 2008 Bugatti.

I fucking hate him for that.
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #111 on: June 09, 2011, 01:00:55 PM »
I remember this one time back in the day, I had just broken up with my girlfriend, and my buddies were throwing me a big party.  A kind of releasing me to the wild kinda party.  My one friend who owned a couple of speaker stores had a stage all set-up, I thought he was bringing in some local band.  It turned out to be Snoop Dog it was AWESOME!!  I don't remember much after that, other than I woke up with my bosses 17 year old daughter in my bed.
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #112 on: June 09, 2011, 01:05:02 PM »
I don't remember much after that, other than I woke up with my bosses 17 year old daughter in my bed.

Early retirement from said employer?
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« Reply #113 on: June 09, 2011, 01:08:19 PM »
I remember this one time back in the day, I had just broken up with my girlfriend, and my buddies were throwing me a big party.  A kind of releasing me to the wild kinda party.  My one friend who owned a couple of speaker stores had a stage all set-up, I thought he was bringing in some local band.  It turned out to be Snoop Dog it was AWESOME!!  I don't remember much after that, other than I woke up with my bosses 17 year old daughter in my bed.

I'm here for the gangbang
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #114 on: June 09, 2011, 01:09:44 PM »
I'm here for the gangbang
:thumsup: glad to see someone is on the ball.
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #115 on: June 09, 2011, 01:14:42 PM »
:thumsup: glad to see someone is on the ball.

Blue, you're my boy!   <--- would have been the correct response, just sayin............
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #116 on: June 09, 2011, 01:15:04 PM »
And for the story Weskie told it was the Lincoln Financial spread.  I remember because it was the early as fuck 11:30 game and we had to get to the tailgate spot at 6:30 am in the rain because the Warden would have shot us if not.  We were all fuckin hungover and hungry as shit and god damn if Chick-fil-a in the student center isn't open for breakfast.  I didn't care what the spread was, it could have been a buffalo turd smeared in gravy I would have eaten it.  We ere very proud of our conquest!
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #117 on: June 09, 2011, 01:15:25 PM »
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #118 on: June 09, 2011, 01:17:05 PM »
Blue, you're my boy!   <--- would have been the correct response, just sayin............
actually I was looking for "Bring your Green Hat or We're going streaking"  but since simp dropped the ball I accepted Jar's response.  His points have been tallied.
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #119 on: June 09, 2011, 01:18:53 PM »
actually I was looking for "Bring your Green Hat or We're going streaking"  but since simp dropped the ball I accepted Jar's response.  His points have been tallied.

No I was saying that should have been your response to Jar....


All I want to do is get some effing sleep.

Oh, and simp needs to watch more movies, but with 19 kids running around the house to raise, i can see where TV might not get watched.
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