Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #100 on:** June 08, 2011, 03:39:39 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 08, 2011, 02:27:08 PM

Swap that beer with a glass of bourbon and I will do exactly that.

The drink doesn't matter. You have to practice the steely Clint squint. That's what scares away the beasts and draws in the women.

GH2001 · « **Reply #101 on:** June 08, 2011, 03:40:05 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 08, 2011, 03:30:11 PM

Stopping by Lowes on the way home to pick up a case of Hot Shot 20' streamer. I'll be coming up the driveway, cans-a-blazin

Im disappointed. I thought you had those stockpiled like me.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #102 on:** June 08, 2011, 03:41:08 PM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on June 08, 2011, 03:39:39 PM

The drink doesn't matter. You have to practice the steely Clint squint. That's what scares away the beasts and draws in the women.

Well, I can't even begin to get the steely Clint squint on beer. I need something more hardcore to get on Clint's level.

GH2001 · « **Reply #103 on:** June 08, 2011, 03:44:19 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 08, 2011, 03:41:08 PM

Well, I can't even begin to get the steely Clint squint on beer. I need something more hardcore to get on Clint's level.

Like some Crown Reserve and a lot of pussy.

Godfather · « **Reply #104 on:** June 08, 2011, 03:50:19 PM »

AUT...you should get a hawk...or a mongoose...or a midget. The midget won't really take care of your snake problem, but I have laways wanted to have a midget around, he can get you bourbon and snacks.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #105 on:** June 08, 2011, 04:03:47 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on June 08, 2011, 03:44:19 PM

Like some Crown Reserve and a lot of pussy.

You know, Crown is delicious, especially when it's cold as is Special Reserve. Hmmmm, may have to make a run this evening now.

Quote from: Godfather on June 08, 2011, 03:50:19 PM

AUT...you should get a hawk...or a mongoose...or a midget. The midget won't really take care of your snake problem, but I have laways wanted to have a midget around, he can get you bourbon and snacks.

There are plenty of hawks that hang out believe it or not, but it's so damn hot right now, they are even like "fuck it".
A mongoose would be ideal, but I am afraid they would be a bit on the violent side and I like my limbs where they are. Plus I think it is illegal to import them. I may need to check into that

Now a midget, yes! No, he would cure the snake problem, but it would be freaking awesome to have a "foul mouthed midget" running around. I could call him half-squat and he could call me papa!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #106 on:** June 08, 2011, 04:09:43 PM »

No...a she-midget

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #107 on:** June 08, 2011, 04:10:57 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 08, 2011, 04:09:43 PM

No...a she-midget

What's a good midget set a man back now days?

Godfather · « **Reply #108 on:** June 08, 2011, 04:23:26 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 08, 2011, 04:10:57 PM

What's a good midget set a man back now days?

Weskie what is the going rate for a midget?

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #109 on:** June 08, 2011, 04:27:16 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on June 08, 2011, 04:23:26 PM

Weskie what is the going rate for a midget?

http://www.hireamidget.com/

AUJarhead · « **Reply #110 on:** June 08, 2011, 04:46:09 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 08, 2011, 04:27:16 PM

http://www.hireamidget.com/

Holy shit.

Couple of years ago, my buddy and I were planning a bachelor party for another friend. We thought it we'd start it off with a basketball game, against midgets, on 7 foot rims. Mainly so we could just dunk on them. I even put an ad on craigslist, offering to pay the midgets $50/hour. No replies. So my dreams of the "Michael Jordan Experience" for my friend would not come true. So we got him whores instead.

But this... This is genius.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #111 on:** June 08, 2011, 04:50:20 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 08, 2011, 04:46:09 PM

Holy poop.
But this... This is genius.

Why in the hell didn't one of us think about this?

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #112 on:** June 08, 2011, 05:01:16 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 08, 2011, 04:46:09 PM

Holy shit.

Couple of years ago, my buddy and I were planning a bachelor party for another friend. We thought it we'd start it off with a basketball game, against midgets, on 7 foot rims. Mainly so we could just dunk on them. I even put an ad on craigslist, offering to pay the midgets $50/hour. No replies. So my dreams of the "Michael Jordan Experience" for my friend would not come true. So we got him whores instead.

But this... This is genius.

Hire midget whores-Basketball game and then a fuck. two for one.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #113 on:** June 08, 2011, 05:06:58 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 08, 2011, 05:01:16 PM

Hire midget whores-Basketball game and then a eff. two for one.

This man is thinking..........

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #114 on:** June 08, 2011, 05:24:56 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 08, 2011, 05:06:58 PM

This man is thinking..........

Perfect match- The guys get to dunk-the midgets get the junk.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #115 on:** June 08, 2011, 05:29:03 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 08, 2011, 04:46:09 PM

Couple of years ago, my buddy and I were planning a bachelor party for another friend. We thought it we'd start it off with a basketball game, against midgets, on 7 foot rims. Mainly so we could just dunk on them. I even put an ad on craigslist, offering to pay the midgets $50/hour. No replies. So my dreams of the "Michael Jordan Experience" for my friend would not come true. So we got him whores instead.

I wanna party with you, cowboy.

Godfather · « **Reply #116 on:** June 08, 2011, 05:35:42 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 08, 2011, 05:29:03 PM

I wanna party with you, cowboy.

Will you be our big toe?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #117 on:** June 08, 2011, 05:57:36 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on June 08, 2011, 05:35:42 PM

Will you be our big toe?

Let's hear it for Sgt. Hulka

chinook · « **Reply #118 on:** June 08, 2011, 06:40:03 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on June 08, 2011, 03:50:19 PM

AUT...you should get a hawk...or a mongoose...or a midget. The midget won't really take care of your snake problem, but I have laways wanted to have a midget around, he can get you bourbon and snacks.

and tell you da plane da plane. r.i.p. herve

GH2001 · « **Reply #119 on:** June 08, 2011, 09:42:09 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on June 08, 2011, 04:23:26 PM

Weskie what is the going rate for a midget?

Little people. They are little people.