Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???

Saniflush · « **Reply #140 on:** June 17, 2011, 03:02:47 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on June 17, 2011, 02:57:49 PM

Time for homemade napalm.
3 parts gasoline
1 part washing powder.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #141 on:** June 17, 2011, 03:04:14 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on June 17, 2011, 03:02:47 PM

Time for homemade napalm.
3 parts gasoline
1 part washing powder.

Once again

djsimp · « **Reply #142 on:** June 17, 2011, 03:14:29 PM »

OH SHIT! was the first thing I thought too the first time I saw this pic. I received this in email a couple of years ago just for you AUT. There were a couple of other pics too. Let me see if I can find them.

This is from Florida Power Company working at the Orlando International Airport.

djsimp · « **Reply #143 on:** June 17, 2011, 03:16:26 PM »

This is the site where it came from apparently.

http://www.snakecatcherstick.com/mustsee.htm

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #144 on:** June 17, 2011, 03:19:45 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on June 17, 2011, 03:14:29 PM

I received this in email a couple of years ago just for you AUT.

Gators don't bother me....I have been watching swamp people and now know how to deal with them properly.

There are gators up here on Wheeler (and other places too I am sure) and you can see them from time to time on the backwaters when fishing. I know you aren't supposed to have a gun on the wildlife refugee, but I may or may not have been known to keep a .45 in the boat in case I heard one of those bad boys growl at night and saw eyes about 6inches apart glowing from the boat light.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #145 on:** June 17, 2011, 03:25:26 PM »

All this talk about snakes, bugs, animals...we need to bring in an expert, Brian Fellow.

Once I saw a video of a monkey washing a cat, THATâ€™S CRAZY

djsimp · « **Reply #146 on:** June 17, 2011, 03:28:58 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 17, 2011, 03:19:45 PM

Gators don't bother me....I have been watching swamp people and now know how to deal with them properly.

There are gators up here on Wheeler (and other places too I am sure) and you can see them from time to time on the backwaters when fishing. I know you aren't supposed to have a gun on the wildlife refugee, but I may or may not have been known to keep a .45 in the boat in case I heard one of those bad boys growl at night and saw eyes about 6inches apart glowing from the boat light.

They gots 'em Lake Eufaula too. GH has been known to get drunk and throw beer bottles at them.

djsimp · « **Reply #147 on:** June 17, 2011, 03:31:12 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 17, 2011, 03:25:26 PM

All this talk about snakes, bugs, animals...we need to bring in an expert, Brian Fellow.

Once I saw a video of a monkey washing a cat, THATâ€™S CRAZY

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #148 on:** June 17, 2011, 03:33:00 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 17, 2011, 03:19:45 PM

Gators don't bother me....I have been watching swamp people and now know how to deal with them properly.

There are gators up here on Wheeler (and other places too I am sure) and you can see them from time to time on the backwaters when fishing. I know you aren't supposed to have a gun on the wildlife refugee, but I may or may not have been known to keep a .45 in the boat in case I heard one of those bad boys growl at night and saw eyes about 6inches apart glowing from the boat light.

One of my best days of fishing ever started with me trying to hit a gator with a spinnerbait. Ended up catching about 8 fish out of the middle of the slough we were in.

Saniflush · « **Reply #149 on:** June 17, 2011, 03:33:16 PM »

There was one in the duck pond one of my brothers and I hunt in. It's illegal to hurt them without a license so I am sure he left of his own accord. I heard he found some batter and hot grease.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #150 on:** June 17, 2011, 03:37:26 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 17, 2011, 03:25:26 PM

All this talk about snakes, bugs, animals...we need to bring in an expert, Brian Fellow.

Once I saw a video of a monkey washing a cat, THATâ€™S CRAZY

What about the devil goat dog?

Quote from: djsimp41 on June 17, 2011, 03:28:58 PM

They gots 'em Lake Eufaula too. GH has been known to get drunk and throw beer bottles at them.

I heard they "eyeball" his beer and he winds up talking shit to them since it offends him.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #151 on:** June 17, 2011, 03:38:41 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on June 17, 2011, 03:33:16 PM

There was one in the duck pond one of my brothers and I hunt in. It's illegal to hurt them without a license so I am sure he left of his own accord. I heard he found some batter and hot grease.

Well, being the good person that I am, I would have never shot one and left it for dead. You know, just a couple of shots in it's direction so it would leave the area. That is if I carried........

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #152 on:** June 17, 2011, 03:47:45 PM »

GH ain't kidding about a Eufaula gatah. That lake is loaded. We've had a few up in our slew (Slough...however you spell it). Called the wildlife management people and they sent out a guy straight out of Swamp People. (I like that show too) He tried several times to cast the big treble hook to it but kept missing. Set up the hanging chicken guts bait in a tree at the end of the slew/slough. Caught a 7 footer a couple of days after we left.

djsimp · « **Reply #153 on:** June 17, 2011, 03:57:52 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 17, 2011, 03:47:45 PM

GH ain't kidding about a Eufaula gatah. That lake is loaded. We've had a few up in our slew (Slough...however you spell it). Called the wildlife management people and they sent out a guy straight out of Swamp People. (I like that show too) He tried several times to cast the big treble hook to it but kept missing. Set up the hanging chicken guts bait in a tree at the end of the slew/slough. Caught a 7 footer a couple of days after we left.

They have a really nice park on the north side of town called Old Creek Town with the playground, picnic areas, and beaches. I don't take my kids to those beaches. Too close to the size dem gators like to snack on.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #154 on:** July 05, 2011, 11:52:23 AM »

Soooooo, on Sunday there was another Spitting Kingcottonheadedcopperrattlerviper, killed. So what happens? AUT1 has two nice dreams about snakes and doesn't sleep very well. Ugh!

chinook · « **Reply #155 on:** July 05, 2011, 12:03:35 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on July 05, 2011, 11:52:23 AM

Soooooo, on Sunday there was another Spitting Kingcottonheadedcopperrattlerviper, killed. So what happens? AUT1 has two nice dreams about snakes and doesn't sleep very well. Ugh!

though mrs. aut1 dreams of boa snakes but only wakes to a worm.

GH2001 · « **Reply #156 on:** July 05, 2011, 12:04:16 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 17, 2011, 03:37:26 PM

What about the devil goat dog?

I heard they "eyeball" his beer and he winds up talking shit to them since it offends him.

Late to reply, but you are damned right. I didn't haul ass 40 miles to the lake with beer in tow just to have some anchient gator eyeball it. Fuck him, he can get his own beer. Beady eyed bastahd.

GarMan · « **Reply #157 on:** July 05, 2011, 12:10:51 PM »

I've enoucoutered a few water moccasins at the lake that tend to annoy me. I can deal with them on land, but when they're swimming right towards you, that'll make your nuts go right up inside, especially when you're waist deep in the water. You can splash, throw schit, whatever, they still keep coming at you. I don't know if they'll actually strike if they get up on you in the water like that, but I'm not sticking around to find out.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #158 on:** July 05, 2011, 12:11:31 PM »

Quote from: chinook on July 05, 2011, 12:03:35 PM

though mrs. aut1 dreams of boa snakes but only wakes to a worm.

Damn right sh.....................wait, hey, fuck you man and stop peeking in my windows!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #159 on:** July 05, 2011, 12:12:37 PM »

Quote from: GarMan on July 05, 2011, 12:10:51 PM

I've enoucoutered a few water moccasins at the lake that tend to annoy me. I can deal with them on land, but when they're swimming right towards you, that'll make your nuts go right up inside, especially when you're waste deep in the water. You can splash, throw schit, whatever, they still keep coming at you. I don't know if they'll actually strike if they get up on you in the water like that, but I'm not sticking around to find out.

This X6. Those things are incredibly aggressive. It's like you stepped on some gang's turf.