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Not only is today Tax Day...
« on: April 15, 2008, 10:06:46 AM »
But it's also AWK's birthday.  Someone better put the Quest on notice!
« Last Edit: April 15, 2008, 10:07:33 AM by Ogre »
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Re: Not only is today Tax Day...
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2008, 10:19:39 AM »
Happy Birthday fuckstick.

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Re: Not only is today Tax Day...
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2008, 10:52:45 AM »
Quote from: Ogre on April 15, 2008, 10:06:46 AM
But it's also AWK's birthday. 

This matters to who?   :sneer: 

Are you guys hooking up later, playing dress-up and such?


I suppose that sharing your birthday with tax day isn't quite as bad as sharing it with Hitler, Hillary Clinton, Ho Chi Minh, Osama Bin Laden, Barack Obama, Saddam Hussein, John Kerry, Fidel Castro, Jimmy Carter, Ted Kennedy, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Mao Zedong, etc...  Although, everything here is still about abolishing success, destroying the human spirit and punishing achievement. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

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Re: Not only is today Tax Day...
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2008, 11:01:39 AM »
Happy Birthday Taylor.  I sent you a stripper, he should be there this evening.  He goes by the name Buck Naked.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Not only is today Tax Day...
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2008, 11:03:24 AM »
haha, Thanks Guys.  I wonder if the Furnace gives free lap dances on your bithday?
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Re: Not only is today Tax Day...
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2008, 11:11:11 AM »
Quote from: AWK on April 15, 2008, 11:03:24 AM
haha, Thanks Guys.  I wonder if the Furnace gives free lap dances on your bithday?
No, but I hear Charlie's does.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Not only is today Tax Day...
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2008, 01:52:42 PM »
Happy Birthday Taylor, I called the Quest and reserved the speaker box for you and Chad, lapdances and free drinks all night, you better work.
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Re: Not only is today Tax Day...
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2008, 03:38:00 PM »
Hells yeah, you doing the Karaoke?
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Not only is today Tax Day...
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2008, 03:54:54 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on April 15, 2008, 10:06:46 AM
But it's also AWK's birthday.  Someone better put the Quest on notice!

Happy birthday fucktard.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Not only is today Tax Day...
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2008, 04:40:48 PM »
Happy Birthday, sweet potato!!!
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Re: Not only is today Tax Day...
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2008, 04:49:18 PM »
Happy Birthday.  Here's to many more.  :shit:
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Re: Not only is today Tax Day...
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2008, 05:35:01 PM »
Quote from: AWK on April 15, 2008, 03:38:00 PM
Hells yeah, you doing the Karaoke?
Anything for you Sweet Potato!
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Re: Not only is today Tax Day...
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2008, 06:32:33 PM »
Happy "COCK, FUCK, PUSSY, TITTIES, ASS, MOTHER FUCKER, SHITHEAD, BAMMER FAN, COCK SUCKER, MONKEY SHIT EATER" birthday... :pb:

Just For You "Sweet 'Tater"
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Re: Not only is today Tax Day...
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2008, 01:26:45 AM »
Quote from: The Prowler on April 16, 2008, 06:32:33 PM
Happy "COCK, FUCK, PUSSY, TITTIES, ASS, MOTHER FUCKER, SHITHEAD, BAMMER FAN, COCK SUCKER, MONKEY SHIT EATER" birthday... :pb:

Just For You "Sweet 'Tater"

that video is funny as hell!
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Re: Not only is today Tax Day...
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2008, 02:16:08 AM »
Thanks again guys, you rock.
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Re: Not only is today Tax Day...
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2008, 03:57:23 AM »
Quote from: AWK on April 17, 2008, 02:16:08 AM
Thanks again guys, you rock.
What did you do for your birthday?
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