Casey Anthony Trial

Townhallsavoy · « **on:** May 24, 2011, 05:19:35 PM »

So, Casey Anthony didn't kill her daughter. It was a freak drowning accident that went haywire and it was covered up because Caylee Anthony is the product of an incestuous relationship forced by Casey's father upon his daughter. Also, Casey's been fucking her brother. And the meter maid found the body first but wanted an award and then the body was found all decayed.

http://www.cfnews13.com/article/news/2011/may/250347/

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 24, 2011, 05:22:15 PM »

This guy nailed it earlier today

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on May 24, 2011, 02:04:28 PM

The human race sucks.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #2 on:** May 24, 2011, 05:23:01 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 24, 2011, 05:22:15 PM

This guy nailed it earlier today

Also, the Casey Anthony defense team sucks.

I mean, who the hell opens up with that? That was worse than a Jerry Springer episode.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #3 on:** May 24, 2011, 05:27:21 PM »

This fucking bitch needs to be taken ten miles out into the Everglades and dropped off naked. In July. With raw pork chops tied around her neck.

You don't cover up real accidents. She killed that baby. Ten bucks this winds up like Susan Smith and the boyfriend didn't want the kid hanging around.

Token · « **Reply #4 on:** May 25, 2011, 09:03:33 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on May 24, 2011, 05:23:01 PM

Also, the Casey Anthony defense team sucks.

I mean, who the hell opens up with that? That was worse than a Jerry Springer episode.

Do they suck? Seems to me this is a solid case and they are just doing their part to ensure that justice is served.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #5 on:** May 25, 2011, 09:50:37 AM »

Quote from: Token on May 25, 2011, 09:03:33 AM

Do they suck? Seems to me this is a solid case and they are just doing their part to ensure that justice is served.

This man knows. And if it doesn't work...then there's always the wookie defense

GH2001 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 26, 2011, 09:48:34 AM »

Quote from: Token on May 25, 2011, 09:03:33 AM

Do they suck? Seems to me this is a solid case and they are just doing their part to ensure that justice is served.

You don't say much friend, but when you do.......

AUJarhead · « **Reply #7 on:** May 26, 2011, 10:12:07 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 25, 2011, 09:50:37 AM

This man knows. And if it doesn't work...then there's always the wookie defense

What's the wookie defense?

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 26, 2011, 10:24:03 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on May 26, 2011, 10:12:07 AM

What's the wookie defense?

Cochran
...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Gerald Broflovski
Dammit! ... He's using the Chewbacca defense!
Cochran
Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.[1]

MarkChand · « **Reply #9 on:** May 26, 2011, 10:36:45 AM »

Exhibit A

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #10 on:** May 26, 2011, 10:39:31 AM »

So Casey Anthony is clearly innocent?

CCTAU · « **Reply #11 on:** May 26, 2011, 11:04:10 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 26, 2011, 10:39:31 AM

So Casey Anthony is clearly innocent?

Either that, or she wants to mate with Chewy.........on Endor!

None of this makes any sense!

djsimp · « **Reply #12 on:** May 26, 2011, 11:11:23 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 24, 2011, 05:27:21 PM

This fucking bitch needs to be taken ten miles out into the Everglades and dropped off naked. In July. With raw pork chops tied around her neck.

You don't cover up real accidents. She killed that baby. Ten bucks this winds up like Susan Smith and the boyfriend didn't want the kid hanging around.

^THIS!

Did everyone forget that while her daughter was missing she was out rolling her ass off and partying the night away. If all of this horse shit was true that she is now claiming, I guarantee fucking T she would have said this loooooong ago.

Saniflush · « **Reply #13 on:** May 26, 2011, 01:02:57 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on May 26, 2011, 10:12:07 AM

What's the wookie defense?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** May 27, 2011, 03:47:15 PM »

Just read where the prosecution put on a guy who runs the towing yard where Anthony's car was at for a few days in the weeks after Caylee had disappeared. He says he had been around decomposing bodies at least 8 prior times in his career and knew right off what that smell was coming from Anthony's car.

Now.....just curious here....and maybe it's just me, maybe I'm off base...maybe I don't handle things like most people. But....I'm just sayin'...if you have a car on your lot and you smell a decomposing body eminating from within....do you:

A. Say to yourself, "Damn, smells like a dead body in that car"...or:

B. Call the police to report the distinct possibility of a corpse being in said car....?

Personally, I'd take door number B. But that's just me.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 27, 2011, 04:07:07 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 27, 2011, 03:47:15 PM

Just read where the prosecution put on a guy who runs the towing yard where Anthony's car was at for a few days in the weeks after Caylee had disappeared. He says he had been around decomposing bodies at least 8 prior times in his career and knew right off what that smell was coming from Anthony's car.

Now.....just curious here....and maybe it's just me, maybe I'm off base...maybe I don't handle things like most people. But....I'm just sayin'...if you have a car on your lot and you smell a decomposing body eminating from within....do you:

A. Say to yourself, "Damn, smells like a dead body in that car"...or:

B. Call the police to report the distinct possibility of a corpse being in said car....?

Personally, I'd take door number B. But that's just me.

There was some TV show a few years back (Homeland Security USA?) where they were filming the border guards at the US/Canada border. Some guy was trying to come home to the US from Canada and they found a skull in his car. It was obviously old and they asked him where he got it from. He said he found it in a junkyard 20 years ago and kept it for "good luck". They asked him if he called the police when he found a human skull in a junkyard and he said, "No, why?"

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** May 27, 2011, 04:10:54 PM »

Well come on. If it was in a junk yard, someone was obviously through with it and didn't want it anymore. It;s abandonment, plain and simple.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 27, 2011, 04:20:51 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 27, 2011, 03:47:15 PM

Just read where the prosecution put on a guy who runs the towing yard where Anthony's car was at for a few days in the weeks after Caylee had disappeared. He says he had been around decomposing bodies at least 8 prior times in his career and knew right off what that smell was coming from Anthony's car.

Now.....just curious here....and maybe it's just me, maybe I'm off base...maybe I don't handle things like most people. But....I'm just sayin'...if you have a car on your lot and you smell a decomposing body eminating from within....do you:

A. Say to yourself, "Damn, smells like a dead body in that car"...or:

B. Call the police to report the distinct possibility of a corpse being in said car....?

Personally, I'd take door number B. But that's just me.

You are so weird.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #18 on:** May 27, 2011, 04:29:15 PM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 27, 2011, 04:20:51 PM

You are so weird.

It's a curse but chicks dig it. Speaking of chicks, that Anthony babe is some more hot when she's all gussied up to go out on the town. Just crack the windows to let out some of that annoying decomposing body smell and hit the bars.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 27, 2011, 04:43:32 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 27, 2011, 04:29:15 PM

It's a curse but chicks dig it. Speaking of chicks, that Anthony babe is some more hot when she's all gussied up to go out on the town. Just crack the windows to let out some of that annoying decomposing body smell and hit the bars.

I had a car that smelled like a decomposing body. Turned out to just be regurgitated ranch sauce and tequila from Wild Wing Cafe. Tip: If you are driving faster than 65 and puke out the window of a car, it comes back in.