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« Reply #40 on: May 25, 2011, 01:27:00 PM »

And nothing worse, IMO, than having to take a dump with your buddies like this, or in the old wooden ones out on the ranges.




I never really thought about it.  Just the way it was.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #41 on: May 25, 2011, 01:27:21 PM »
In high school, the basketball team (starters) my sophomore year consisted of a 4 guys all 5'10" (including Charlie Trottman) and 6'4" center, Jerry Davis.  Amazing anyone ever recalled his name because he was just known as "Dick".

It what my sister tells me is true-she failed him while she was a grad asst at Auburn-Caused some problems for him while he was playing. 
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« Reply #42 on: May 25, 2011, 01:35:42 PM »

I never really thought about it.  Just the way it was.

Taking a dump is "me time".  I like my space and privacy to enjoy it.
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« Reply #43 on: May 25, 2011, 01:38:18 PM »
Taking a dump is "me time".  I like my space and privacy to enjoy it.

Taking a dump in the Corps takes time away from killing and screwing whores.

Can't lose time on those fronts.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #44 on: May 25, 2011, 01:45:50 PM »
Taking a dump is "me time".  I like my space and privacy to enjoy it.

My dog thinks that when I take a dump its his time. Cause he knows I ain't going no where for a while.
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Re: Josh Holsey Commits
« Reply #45 on: May 25, 2011, 01:51:55 PM »
I'm black from the waist down.

Can you jump real high?  Can you do the running man but your arms flail about aimlessly?  I don't understand.
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« Reply #46 on: May 25, 2011, 01:55:53 PM »
It what my sister tells me is true-she failed him while she was a grad asst at Auburn-Caused some problems for him while he was playing.

Back in those days, you didn't fail the starting QB.  Someone would make that shit go away.  Seriously, I can't speak specifically to his grades because he never had me sign his report card.  I knew him pretty well in HS and college and he was Mr. All American, good guy, most popular etc.  Had the hot ass girlfriend who was Ms. Everything every woman wants to be and every man wants to eat.  Cindy Murphy....aahhh Cindy Murphy.

Still think he was the best color man we ever had.  (Mainly because I could walk up to him at the pregame booth outside the stadium and act like a big shot in front of my friends.  Yep...me and CT....we go way back) 
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Re: Josh Holsey Commits
« Reply #47 on: May 25, 2011, 02:00:09 PM »
Can you jump real high?  Can you do the running man but your arms flail about aimlessly?  I don't understand.

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« Reply #48 on: May 25, 2011, 02:09:40 PM »
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« Reply #49 on: May 25, 2011, 02:28:41 PM »
You saying you like to go ATM?

No tossed salads for me.

What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake.
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« Reply #50 on: May 25, 2011, 06:40:37 PM »
Back in those days, you didn't fail the starting QB.  Someone would make that shit go away.  Seriously, I can't speak specifically to his grades because he never had me sign his report card.  I knew him pretty well in HS and college and he was Mr. All American, good guy, most popular etc.  Had the hot ass girlfriend who was Ms. Everything every woman wants to be and every man wants to eat.  Cindy Murphy....aahhh Cindy Murphy.

Still think he was the best color man we ever had.  (Mainly because I could walk up to him at the pregame booth outside the stadium and act like a big shot in front of my friends.  Yep...me and CT....we go way back)
What happened to ole dick as the color man?
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« Reply #51 on: May 26, 2011, 02:35:57 PM »
Back in those days, you didn't fail the starting QB.  Someone would make that shit go away.  Seriously, I can't speak specifically to his grades because he never had me sign his report card.  I knew him pretty well in HS and college and he was Mr. All American, good guy, most popular etc.  Had the hot ass girlfriend who was Ms. Everything every woman wants to be and every man wants to eat.  Cindy Murphy....aahhh Cindy Murphy.

Still think he was the best color man we ever had.  (Mainly because I could walk up to him at the pregame booth outside the stadium and act like a big shot in front of my friends.  Yep...me and CT....we go way back)

I have requested more info from her on this.
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« Reply #52 on: May 26, 2011, 02:37:13 PM »
I have requested more info from her on this.

Is she hot?
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Re: Josh Holsey Commits
« Reply #53 on: May 26, 2011, 02:40:24 PM »
Is she hot?

If she is does he have pics?
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« Reply #54 on: May 26, 2011, 02:59:22 PM »
Is she hot?

She's my sister, so I'll say no.
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« Reply #55 on: May 26, 2011, 03:03:00 PM »
If she is does he have pics?

Since I said no, I don't. (or do I?)

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« Reply #56 on: May 26, 2011, 03:05:00 PM »
Since I said no, I don't. (or do I?)
You're a cheeky little monkey, aren't you?
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« Reply #57 on: May 26, 2011, 03:09:09 PM »
You're a cheeky little monkey, aren't you?

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« Reply #58 on: May 26, 2011, 03:12:13 PM »
Is she hot?

Also she has a fucking brady brunch-Current marriage-She brought 3 kids into it-Husband brought 2 in.
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« Reply #59 on: May 26, 2011, 03:18:40 PM »
Also she has a fucking brady brunch-Current marriage-

Carol and Alice three-way over bloody marys and cantaloupe?
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