Josh Holsey Commits

The Prowler · « **Reply #20 on:** May 24, 2011, 07:26:59 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on May 24, 2011, 07:22:49 PM

God damn. I would break it off in Hosley's mom...if that is her on the left of him. She is hawt...

Yyyyup!!

djsimp · « **Reply #21 on:** May 24, 2011, 09:17:37 PM »

Thats one helluva offer list.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #22 on:** May 24, 2011, 11:02:21 PM »

When he put the hat on... the clean cut appearance, strong jaw, nice smile, well spoken words and obvious good raising - I got Cam flashbacks...

THIS guy got me moist - cannot wait to see him in another year... here's hoping he has a safe, successful senior season!

chinook · « **Reply #23 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:44:31 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2011, 03:58:13 PM

Especially on a reach around....for the ball

it appears you have a typo...sack isn't spelled ball.

we x 3 I agree the mom is totally fucking hot.

The Prowler · « **Reply #24 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:15:36 AM »

How 'bout when he grab the Georgia hat and Mama Holsey said, "you better put that back."

Saniflush · « **Reply #25 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:38:54 AM »

1) I can really still do without all this hat shit a lot of the kids do.

2) Looks like a heck of a pickup.

3) Mom is totally smokin'!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #26 on:** May 25, 2011, 10:04:30 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on May 25, 2011, 07:38:54 AM

1) I can really still do without all this hat shit a lot of the kids do.

2) Looks like a heck of a pickup.

3) Mom is totally smokin'!

She's too old for you.

Now me.........? Oh yeah

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 25, 2011, 10:22:44 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on May 25, 2011, 07:38:54 AM

1) I can really still do without all this hat poop a lot of the kids do.

2) Looks like a heck of a pickup.

3) Mom is totally smokin'!

This man knows what's up.

Saniflush · « **Reply #28 on:** May 25, 2011, 10:30:18 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 25, 2011, 10:04:30 AM

She's too old for you.

Now me.........? Oh yeah

I'm down with that black panther.

djsimp · « **Reply #29 on:** May 25, 2011, 11:46:18 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on May 25, 2011, 10:30:18 AM

I'm down with that black panther.

I'm black from the waist down.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #30 on:** May 25, 2011, 11:55:56 AM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on May 25, 2011, 11:46:18 AM

I'm black from the waist down.

I'm hung like a baby.

8 lbs. 6 oz.

AWK · « **Reply #31 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:03:53 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 25, 2011, 11:55:56 AM

I'm hung like a baby.

8 lbs. 6 oz.

The correct answer is: My dick looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.

djsimp · « **Reply #32 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:04:54 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 25, 2011, 11:55:56 AM

I'm hung like a baby.

8 lbs. 6 oz.

That aint no premature baby.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #33 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:04:58 PM »

Quote from: AWK on May 25, 2011, 12:03:53 PM

The correct answer is: My dick looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.

I'll bet they call you tripod.

djsimp · « **Reply #34 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:05:43 PM »

Quote from: AWK on May 25, 2011, 12:03:53 PM

The correct answer is: My dick looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #35 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:15:58 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 25, 2011, 12:04:58 PM

I'll bet they call you tripod.

Okay, I have to admit to something. I know what the comments will be so fire away. Years ago, we had a group of us that played tennis at lunch. We finish up and hit the locker room. A friend of mine played with us for the first time and we're all in there talking manly talk...about the Bears...women in thongs...you know...manly stuff like that. Anyway, this guy turns around and the first thing out of my mouth was..

DAMN TRIPOD!!!

Now, I ain't one to look at a man's junk....uuunnnless I been drinkin'.....and it's laaate...you know. But when a guy turns around and the damn thing about slaps you in the chest..you gotta' comment. I noticed from then on that his wife always seemed to be similin' like Bob's wife.

Saniflush · « **Reply #36 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:18:24 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 25, 2011, 12:15:58 PM

Okay, I have to admit to something. I know what the comments will be so fire away. Years ago, we had a group of us that played tennis at lunch. We finish up and hit the locker room. A friend of mine played with us for the first time and we're all in there talking manly talk...about the Bears...women in thongs...you know...manly stuff like that. Anyway, this guy turns around and the first thing out of my mouth was..

DAMN TRIPOD!!!

Now, I ain't one to look at a man's junk....uuunnnless I been drinkin'.....and it's laaate...you know. But when a guy turns around and the damn thing about slaps you in the chest..you gotta' comment. I noticed from then on that his wife always seemed to be similin' like Bob's wife.

People who didn't play sports never understand this. Just like two guys sitting two feet apart, both taking a shit.

JR4AU · « **Reply #37 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:37:24 PM »

This thread went to shit, but yeah...kid has mad skillz...is a CB at 5-9 171, and mom needs some lovin' from me! My dick works fine...never fails to satisfy....it gets a nut every time.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #38 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:05:18 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on May 25, 2011, 12:18:24 PM

People who didn't play sports never understand this. Just like two guys sitting two feet apart, both taking a shit.

In high school, the basketball team (starters) my sophomore year consisted of a 4 guys all 5'10" (including Charlie Trottman) and 6'4" center, Jerry Davis. Amazing anyone ever recalled his name because he was just known as "Dick".

JR4AU · « **Reply #39 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:23:29 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on May 25, 2011, 12:18:24 PM

People who didn't play sports never understand this. Just like two guys sitting two feet apart, both taking a shit.

When I was in the Nasty Guard, we were on Summer Camp. I was in ROTC, so I got officers billet. We had this Captain...Infantry...had huge ears...Tubs would have looked normal next to this guy. And they stuck straight out. I walked in the shower at the end of the hall, and he's standing there drying off and talking to a couple of other officers...and he turns around and that thing is banging on his knee caps. I didn't comment, of course, but told my roommate that the Captain's ears were radar for the cannon he was sporting.

And nothing worse, IMO, than having to take a dump with your buddies like this, or in the old wooden ones out on the ranges.