Cam Newton Masters the Art of Messing with the Paparazzi

[AUChizad]

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/20/cam-newton-nfl-draft-pick-carolina-panthers-nfl-football-messing-with-the-paparazzi/

"Show John Gruden wrong, my man."
 

What? That he's the best player in the country? Because that was the only thing he had to say about Cam's talent...

[Tiger Wench]

Tomorrow when the world ends?  Ain't gonna be anyone left but Gayer Evans, Joe Schad and a bunch of fucking paparazzi.

[Godfather]

Tomorrow when the world ends?  Ain't gonna be anyone left but Gayer Evans, Joe Schad and a bunch of fucking paparazzi.

I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me, Papa-paparazzi

[AWK]

I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me, Papa-paparazzi

/wrists

[Godfather]

/wrists

This place about to blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow

[Kaos]

I hate Lex and Terry, but that video reminds me of a bit they do.  When some telemarketer calls in, they ask whatever question he asks right back at him. 

"Hi, this is Jafir, I'm calling about your AT&T long distance. I'd like to ask you some questions about your current service."

"I'd like to ask YOU some questions about your current service..." 

On and on and on. 

[Buzz Killington]

This place about to blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow

OHHHHHH EMMMMMMMMM GEEEEEEEEEEE...you did not just mix Lady Gaga and Ke$ha!!!