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Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...

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Bad News: According to Harold Camping, the World as we know it will be starting to come to an end this Sat. May 21st during the Rapture, Godspeed to the chosen ones.  October 21st, 2011 will be the end of the World for the rest.

Good News: Auburn will be the last National Champions....BOOM!!!!!

http://judgementday2011.com/
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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2011, 02:14:43 AM »
Fuck Harold.
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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2011, 04:29:10 AM »
Fuck Harold.
He's so misunderstood.
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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2011, 09:27:23 AM »
Bad News: According to Harold Camping, the World as we know it will be starting to come to an end this Sat. May 21st during the Rapture, Godspeed to the chosen ones.  October 21st, 2011 will be the end of the World for the rest.

Good News: Auburn will be the last National Champions....BOOM!!!!!

http://judgementday2011.com/

My wife told me about this. I laughed. It seems there is a pivotal verse in the Bible that the guy seems to be missing.

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Matt. 24:35-37 Jesus said,  "Heaven and earth will pass away, but My words shall not pass away.  36"But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.  37 For the coming of the Son of Man will be just like the days of Noah."

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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2011, 09:32:42 AM »
My wife told me about this. I laughed. It seems there is a pivotal verse in the Bible that the guy seems to be missing.

That verse doesn't apply if you use arbitrary numbers.
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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2011, 09:41:16 AM »
That verse doesn't apply if you use arbitrary numbers.

Tis is true. I guess the first time around Camping wasn't using a Jobber calculator or C++ had not come out yet.
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2011, 09:57:50 AM »
You know lots of people keep pointing to the Mayan thing as well and that they did not take their calender past that date.....It ever occur to people maybe they just got tired of doing math?  Maybe the Incas moved in and could do better and were scoring higher on the temple exams.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2011, 10:15:31 AM »
Guys like this give Christians a bad name. What a loon. As Simp said, the guy doesn't even read his own doctrine.
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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2011, 10:22:46 AM »
Tonight I'm gonna party like it's May 20th!!!
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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2011, 10:48:25 AM »
Tonight I'm gonna party like it's May 20th!!!

So is it a 12:01 rapture?  Noon tomorrow?  Tomorrow at 11:59? 

Or did he not calculate that far?
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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2011, 10:52:41 AM »
I laughed when he said he based it all on "three prime numbers.  3, 10, and 17"

Uh, 10 isn't a prime number.
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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2011, 10:55:35 AM »
I laughed when he said he based it all on "three prime numbers.  3, 10, and 17"

Uh, 10 isn't a prime number.
Well sure, not in your world.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2011, 10:55:46 AM »
I laughed when he said he based it all on "three prime numbers.  3, 10, and 17"

Uh, 10 isn't a prime number.

Duh...3.33333333 3
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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2011, 10:57:14 AM »
yeah.  Why can't you let the world end in peace?  Trouble maker.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2011, 10:59:57 AM »
Well, I always said that I wanted to go out with a bang... so how many of y'all are with me?
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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2011, 11:04:12 AM »
Well, I always said that I wanted to go out with a bang... so how many of y'all are with me?

Are we talking fireworks and alcohol here? I mean I'm not one to be staring down the barrel of a gun.
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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2011, 11:06:28 AM »
Well, I always said that I wanted to go out with a bang... so how many of y'all are with me?
Depends, spit or swallow?
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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2011, 11:10:13 AM »
Well, I always said that I wanted to go out with a bang... so how many of y'all are with me?

Technically you get to party for a while. 

Only the rapture is going to happen tomorrow.  Harold says that the world will then going into a tribulation period until October when it is utterly destroyed.
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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2011, 11:16:01 AM »
Well, I always said that I wanted to go out with a bang... so how many of y'all are with me?
a gang for the bang?  huh?
You know lots of people keep pointing to the Mayan thing as well and that they did not take their calender past that date.....It ever occur to people maybe they just got tired of doing math?  Maybe the Incas moved in and could do better and were scoring higher on the temple exams.
I think that was just the upper bound on the integers in the Mayan calculators - they should have used long integers instead
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Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2011, 11:19:01 AM »
Technically you get to party for a while. 

Only the rapture is going to happen tomorrow.  Harold says that the world will then going into a tribulation period until October when it is utterly destroyed.

Well I guess that explains why I have not seen any game play footage from the next Call of Duty which usually comes out in November.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."