Zombies!

GarMan · « **on:** May 19, 2011, 10:54:02 PM »

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

The forgot the firearms from their list... Losers!

Saniflush · « **Reply #1 on:** May 20, 2011, 07:01:19 AM »

Quote from: GarMan on May 19, 2011, 10:54:02 PM

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

The forgot the firearms from their list... Losers!

There is no need for them to list firearm because they plan on having all of them.

Godfather · « **Reply #2 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:03:21 AM »

I also have included a bus in my kit, in order to save some fools who think a mountain hideout would be a good zombie plan.

Saniflush · « **Reply #3 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:07:06 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on May 20, 2011, 10:03:21 AM

I also have included a bus in my kit, in order to save some fools who think a mountain hideout would be a good zombie plan.

I actually think the best plan of action if it were available would be a nuclear aircraft carrier.

Godfather · « **Reply #4 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:09:34 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on May 20, 2011, 10:07:06 AM

I actually the best plan of action if it were available would be an nuclear aircraft carrier.

Similar to my plan actually...my plan is Rykers Island and you sir are welcome to join....however if you were able to secure said aircraft carrier, I am with you.

Saniflush · « **Reply #5 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:16:42 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on May 20, 2011, 10:09:34 AM

Similar to my plan actually...my plan is Rykers Island and you sir are welcome to join....however if you were able to secure said aircraft carrier, I am with you.

Not being nitpicky but isn't that place designed to keep motherfuckers in? Although there has to be some pretty good control points.

Godfather · « **Reply #6 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:24:18 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on May 20, 2011, 10:16:42 AM

Not being nitpicky but isn't that place designed to keep motherfuckers in? Although there has to be some pretty good control points.

Once you got the island cleaned out I figure its the safest place you can be. Surrounded by water...last time I check Zombies can't swim. Walls and like you said control points. Have to have a boat to go and get supplies from time to time.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #7 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:24:42 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on May 20, 2011, 10:03:21 AM

I also have included a bus in my kit, in order to save some fools who think a mountain hideout would be a good zombie plan.

Don't forget rule #4...wear your seatbelt.

Saniflush · « **Reply #8 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:27:40 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 20, 2011, 10:24:42 AM

Don't forget rule #4...wear your seatbelt.

No surprise that the fatties will be the first to go.

Cardio.

Godfather · « **Reply #9 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:29:33 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on May 20, 2011, 10:27:40 AM

No surprise that the fatties will be the first to go.

Cardio.

Rule #115: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket. Oh wait

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:42:20 AM »

Hijack: I bought "The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead" for our Dirty Santa dept Xmas party. Only two others than myself got it and appreciated it. /Hijack

Wait, doesn't someone on here have a nice boat?.....zombies can't swim.......hmmmm?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #11 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:53:20 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 20, 2011, 10:42:20 AM

Hijack: I bought "The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead" for our Dirty Santa dept Xmas party. Only two others than myself got it and appreciated it. /Hijack

Wait, doesn't someone on here have a nice boat?.....zombies can't swim.......hmmmm?

Yeah, but you wouldn't want to take your kids on it. I hear it's pretty dangerous.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 20, 2011, 11:10:10 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on May 20, 2011, 10:24:18 AM

Once you got the island cleaned out I figure its the safest place you can be. Surrounded by water...last time I check Zombies can't swim. Walls and like you said control points. Have to have a boat to go and get supplies from time to time.

No but they can walk along bottom. You would have to pick an island with deep enough water so that the zombies would be crushed.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 20, 2011, 11:21:15 AM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 20, 2011, 11:10:10 AM

No but they can walk along bottom. You would have to pick an island with deep enough water so that the zombies would be crushed.

Damn you and your facts!

djsimp · « **Reply #14 on:** May 20, 2011, 11:24:06 AM »

This is why I can't wait till the next series of the 'Walking Dead" comes on TV. You can get some pretty decent pointers of what to do and not to do.

Saniflush · « **Reply #15 on:** May 20, 2011, 11:26:03 AM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 20, 2011, 11:10:10 AM

No but they can walk along bottom. You would have to pick an island with deep enough water so that the zombies would be crushed.

Well see this is a whole different conversation. What is the crush depth for a zombie? Seems like we need to ask these questions of the CDC.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #16 on:** May 20, 2011, 11:33:30 AM »

The only way to complete destroy a zombie is to crush its entire head. Otherwise the disassembled parts will still try and reanimate themselves...

Per Monster Hunter International, the preiminent monster erradication company on the planet:

There are many different variations of undead, with your basic zombie being the simplest of all. A zombie is just an animated corpse, wandering around in search of one thing: flesh. The big problem with zombies is that they multiply like rabbits. Their bites are always eventually fatal, and the bitten always rise as zombies themselves. Their poison travels instantly through the nervous system, and not even amputation of the bitten limb can stop the transformation. Basically, they're a major pain in the ass, the Monster Hunter's equivalent to cockroaches. Usually stupid, and normally slow, zombies are not much of a challenge for an experienced Hunter, provided that said Hunter has a decent gun and friends with guns.

Saniflush · « **Reply #17 on:** May 20, 2011, 11:38:13 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 20, 2011, 11:33:30 AM

The only way to complete destroy a zombie is to crush its entire head. Otherwise the disassembled parts will still try and reanimate themselves...

Well see we are back to needing to know the crush depth of a zombie.

We're dealing with some serious shit here.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #18 on:** May 20, 2011, 11:53:01 AM »

What about people that couldn't swim before they were infected? Would they just automatically learn the ability to swim? Or are the zombies just not buoyant at all?

Godfather · « **Reply #19 on:** May 20, 2011, 12:55:20 PM »

Ok first of all who are we assuming the can walk under the water? Uhhh what keeps them from floating, is that a special zombie power fighting the laws of buoyancy? Second, pretty sure they can't make a swimming motion, so even if they walked in the water they would just kind of bob and dloat there. I guess it is possible through the tides that they could get to where I was at.