Arnold wanted to mate with the fortune tellers from Total Recall....

[Townhallsavoy]

...and did.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1388212/Mildred-Baena-Mother-Arnold-Schwarzeneggers-lovechild-revealed.html

[CCTAU]

"She looked better 12 years ago" - Ahnuld.

[Snaggletiger]

The Sperminator

[Jumbo]

Shriver and his mistress were both pregnant at the same time.

[Buzz Killington]

"She looked better 32 years ago" - Ahnuld.

fixt

[dallaswareagle]

As he gets out of bed:

I won't be back.

[GarMan]

Seriously, if you had to go home to this every night... 



Damn, she aged badly.  Yikes!!!

Ahnuld could have done better... on BOFF fronts.

[Townhallsavoy]

Seriously, if you had to go home to this every night... 



Damn, she aged badly.  Yikes!!!

Ahnuld could have done better... on BOFF fronts.

Arnold and Maria are hitting 60, right?  I mean, after a long marriage with kids and careers, would you not expect to look a little haggard? 

Actually, I'd say for retirement age, Shriver is something I wouldn't mind going home to. 

[GarMan]

Arnold and Maria are hitting 60, right?  I mean, after a long marriage with kids and careers, would you not expect to look a little haggard? 

Actually, I'd say for retirement age, Shriver is something I wouldn't mind going home to.

I'm afraid that boney skank has never really done it for me.  She was always overrated. 




Are those crazy eyes?

[Tiger Wench]

Throw in her politics and her fucked up family, and yeah, he could have done better.

But he ain't exactly a prize either.  Muscles turn to flab very quickly and he looks like shit.

[Snaggletiger]

Throw in her politics and her fucked up family, and yeah, he could have done better.

But he ain't exactly a prize either.  Muscles turn to flab very quickly and he looks like shit.

You close that dirty whorish pie hole.  Predator, the greatest movie ever made.  Get to da choppah..

[Tiger Wench]

You close that dirty whorish pie hole.  Predator, the greatest movie ever made.  Get to da choppah..

You like my dirty whorish pie hole...

And I personally like Ahnold movies - but fat is fat.  Val Kilmer has made me cream my jeans since Top Gun... and Tombstone nearly sent me into a coma, TB and all - but now... I have to hold on to the past and completely ignore the reality... yee gads he looks like shit!!!