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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #40 on: May 19, 2011, 02:04:48 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on May 19, 2011, 01:40:15 PM
I could add to said army...

And I am getting a vasectomy. And will get checked a couple of months later...and then rechecked after that...

We are now already having one surprise and I'll be god damn if I have another one...

You just like beating off in the doctor's office
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« Reply #41 on: May 19, 2011, 02:26:39 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on May 19, 2011, 12:37:19 PM
This happened to me.  I now have a fourth child, and have had a second vasectomy.  I went and got checked after the second one damn it.
Since when could dudes get other dudes pregnant?
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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #42 on: May 19, 2011, 02:35:44 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 19, 2011, 02:26:39 PM
Since when could dudes get other dudes pregnant?

Getting a little worried that a Vandy AWK Vol will be running around eh?
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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #43 on: May 19, 2011, 03:23:52 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 19, 2011, 02:35:44 PM
Getting a little worried that a Vandy AWK Vol will be running around eh?
I can't breed with hobbits, sorry.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #44 on: May 19, 2011, 03:25:42 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 19, 2011, 03:23:52 PM
I can't breed with hobbits, sorry.

AU AWKizad then?   :thumsup:
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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #45 on: May 19, 2011, 04:19:25 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 19, 2011, 02:04:48 PM
You just like beating off in the doctor's office
variety is the spice of life.
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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #46 on: May 19, 2011, 04:43:41 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on May 19, 2011, 01:52:12 PM
I guess I balance you out, No kids-Never wanted them. I want all the toys.

But my cost: I'll have some min wage fucker changing my diaper and wiping my ass. Of course that happens to people with kids too.

Actually, thinking about it, not only will be a min wages fucker, it’s going to be some fucker who didn’t work out at the 7-11.

Va hospitals are renowned for their hiring practices. 

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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #47 on: May 19, 2011, 05:07:27 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 19, 2011, 03:23:52 PM
I can't breed with hobbits, sorry.

That's only because you're a eunuch.
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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #48 on: May 19, 2011, 05:23:14 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on May 19, 2011, 04:43:41 PM
Actually, thinking about it, not only will be a min wages effer, it’s going to be some effer who didn’t work out at the 7-11.

Va hospitals are renowned for their hiring practices.

Careful.

Some of us work at the VA...
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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #49 on: May 19, 2011, 09:46:18 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on May 19, 2011, 05:07:27 PM
That's only because you're a eunuch.
Is that a pastry?
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #50 on: May 19, 2011, 10:11:58 PM »
Yeah, those Jackson-Olin teachers weren't that good looking in HS.  But, we did have a science teacher that would smoke weed with us and bang a couple of the football players, but she was a little too homely looking for my taste.
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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #51 on: May 19, 2011, 11:24:06 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 19, 2011, 09:46:18 PM
Is that a pastry?

Yes, you are a giant pastrnsy.
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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #52 on: May 20, 2011, 11:25:56 AM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on May 19, 2011, 05:23:14 PM
Careful.

Some of us work at the VA...

Case closed.   :poke:
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