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Guess it's the titties...
« on: May 17, 2011, 10:59:18 PM »
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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2011, 11:03:46 PM »
Yeah...18 year old horn dogs + teacher with reasonably big tatas = janitor closet sex
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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2011, 11:46:16 PM »
Why did I never have hot teachers that wanted to fuck...all of mine looked like Garman with a wig.
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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 12:02:43 AM »
Why did I never have hot teachers that wanted to fuck...all of mine looked like Garman with a wig.

Looking back I may have had one, but I was too stupid to catch the signals. 

Back then, though, teachers just quietly moved on they didn't get their picture on Fox News. 

I've seen it happen a few times. 

IMO, it's crazy to take a 23 year old, just out of college who still likes drinking, smoking and fucking and putting him/her in a high school classroom. 

This plump-tittied bag-face was just 27 I think.  That's a baby, really.  You don't know shit about shinola when you're 27 (you think you do, but you've got some hard ass lessons coming). 
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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 02:32:59 AM »

IMO, it's crazy to take a 23 year old, who still likes drinking, smoking and fucking and putting him/her in a high school classroom. 


Um when, exactly, does that stop? That way I can plan to throw myself off a bridge.
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« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 07:18:23 AM »
Um when, exactly, does that stop? That way I can plan to throw myself off a bridge.

Don't drywall anything on the way down.
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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2011, 07:26:23 AM »
Looking back I may have had one, but I was too stupid to catch the signals. 

Back then, though, teachers just quietly moved on they didn't get their picture on Fox News. 

I've seen it happen a few times. 

IMO, it's crazy to take a 23 year old, just out of college who still likes drinking, smoking and fucking and putting him/her in a high school classroom. 

This plump-tittied bag-face was just 27 I think.  That's a baby, really.  You don't know shit about shinola when you're 27 (you think you do, but you've got some hard ass lessons coming).

Or how about taking a 23 year old just out of college and putting him in a classroom at his old high school where the seniors were 8th graders when the 23 year old was a senior there? 

Cause that was me, and it was fucking awkward to see some my friends' little sisters with perfect bodies, and they just loved telling me about how they had a crush on me. 
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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2011, 08:03:53 AM »
Or how about taking a 23 year old just out of college and putting him in a classroom at his old high school where the seniors were 8th graders when the 23 year old was a senior there? 

Cause that was me, and it was fucking awkward to see some my friends' little sisters with perfect bodies, and they just loved telling me about how they had a crush on me.

I have a crush on you
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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2011, 08:46:08 AM »
Hmm. Were the students male, female, or both?
And at least all of them were 18. At 18, whether or not it is a teacher should not matter.
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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2011, 10:04:57 AM »
Why did I never have hot teachers that wanted to eff...all of mine looked like Garman with a wig. 

You told me I was HOT!  Phucker!!!
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« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2011, 10:05:38 AM »
You told me I was HOT!  Phucker!!!
98.6 counts.
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« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2011, 11:36:01 AM »
Um when, exactly, does that stop? That way I can plan to throw myself off a bridge.

When you have kids the drinking gets dialed up and the other two fall off.
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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2011, 11:38:21 AM »
Hmm. Were the students male, female, or both?
And at least all of them were 18. At 18, whether or not it is a teacher should not matter.

In texas it does, No teacher-student contact. Regardless of age.
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« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2011, 12:11:19 PM »
In texas it does, No teacher-student contact. Regardless of age.

It seems to take all the fun out of teaching.......

What guy didn't want to be the high school coach in Porky's.....Aye Lassie.
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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2011, 12:22:21 PM »
Absolutely zero hot teachers in all of my schoolin'.  I mean, those guys were all much older and...

I mean, what?
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« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2011, 12:40:32 PM »
When you have kids the drinking gets dialed up and the other two fall off.

Sez you.  Smoking was never in the playbook, but I have seen no downturn in either of the others... even at my age and after two kids.

So don't you worry, Sweets - the chick always sets that agenda anyway.  You are in control.
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« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2011, 03:44:20 PM »
Sez you.  Smoking was never in the playbook, but I have seen no downturn in either of the others... even at my age and after two kids.

So don't you worry, Sweets - the chick always sets that agenda anyway.  You are in control.

My wife is puking every 3 hours and giving me dirty looks in between.  The effing has fallen off and will not be getting up for approximately 3 more weeks at which point she will start begging me for it even when she is crying because she can't reach to tie her shoes or mad as hell because I asked her how her day was.

I am so getting a vasectomy before this one pops out.
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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2011, 03:45:27 PM »
My wife is puking every 3 hours and giving me dirty looks in between.  The effing has fallen off and will not be getting up for approximately 3 more weeks at which point she will start begging me for it even when she is crying because she can't reach to tie her shoes or mad as hell because I asked her how her day was.

I am so getting a vasectomy before this one pops out.

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Re: Guess it's the titties...
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2011, 03:48:00 PM »
Who is she fucking every 3 hours?  Just who is this woman?
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« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2011, 03:55:23 PM »
The girls BB coach at my HS was smoking hot.  Christie Maples, fresh out of college.  Ahh, I remember flirting with her and her flirting back.  I once asked her when we could go out and she said once you graduate and laughed.  I didn't think anything about it until I heard my Sophomore year of college from my old Baseball Coach who told me she ran off with one of her husbands ball players.   I called my mom who taught there and she confirmed it.  All that ran through my head was "you damn idiot, she was serious!".       :facepalm:
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