Unfinished John Heisman bust revealed

The Prowler · « **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2011, 11:20:16 PM »

Boooooooo...

It should look more like the Vince Young statue in the UT Walk of Fame.

Kaos · « **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2011, 11:39:47 PM »

That Vince Young thing is a joke, right?

It looks like one of the players from Electric Football.

Damn. I could make a better one with some playdoh and chicken wire.

chinook · « **Reply #3 on:** May 18, 2011, 12:14:38 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on May 17, 2011, 11:39:47 PM

That Vince Young thing is a joke, right?

It looks like one of the players from Electric Football.

Damn. I could make a better one with some playdoh and chicken wire.

statues have been verified through teh woopig.

The Prowler · « **Reply #4 on:** May 18, 2011, 01:09:17 AM »

That's not the best part, ALL of the players look exactly the same no matter if they're white or black. They have three poses the Vince Young/RB pose, the QB pose and the standing straight up pose. Also, the Chinese guy that did the football players, did the basketball players too...they all look like Micheal Jordan, even the white guys.

The Shaggy Bevo Texas fans aren't happy...LMAO

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #5 on:** May 18, 2011, 08:52:47 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on May 18, 2011, 01:09:17 AM

The Shaggy Bevo Texas fans aren't happy...LMAO

Please take time to read the whole thread...it is so fucking funny...

djsimp · « **Reply #6 on:** May 18, 2011, 09:12:00 AM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on May 18, 2011, 08:52:47 AM

Please take time to read the whole thread...it is so fucking funny...

Yeah, like this:

Kaos · « **Reply #7 on:** May 18, 2011, 09:50:45 AM »

Oh holy cow. This is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. Who in their right mind could defend this abomination?

Jay Jacobs would never stand for this kind of cartoony mess. Can you imagine if we had Chinese Bo In Supergloss outside JHS?

FWIW: About 12 pages in, I'm reminded again of how piggishly obsessed Alabama fans are and just how much I hate those motherfuckers. I have tornado comments but don't wish to go to hell.

No Huddle · « **Reply #8 on:** May 18, 2011, 10:51:41 AM »

I thought that was a Texas page.

Kaos · « **Reply #9 on:** May 18, 2011, 11:00:35 AM »

Quote from: No Huddle on May 18, 2011, 10:51:41 AM

I thought that was a Texas page.

It is. But about 12 pages into the thread, some Auburn-obsessed Bama douche showed up with his shitty photoshop effort.

Sorry about the tornado. I wish it had gone a slightly different path. Preserved Alberta, but leveled the cesspool a few blocks west.

Token · « **Reply #10 on:** May 18, 2011, 01:56:26 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on May 18, 2011, 09:50:45 AM

FWIW: About 12 pages in, I'm reminded again of how piggishly obsessed Alabama fans are and just how much I hate those motherfuckers. I have tornado comments but don't wish to go to hell.

I don't think tornado comments will land you in hell. I mean, I'm certain Jesus would frown upon them, but I believe the only entrance to hell is not accepting him as your Lord and savior.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** May 18, 2011, 02:11:54 PM »

Quote from: Token on May 18, 2011, 01:56:26 PM

I don't think tornado comments will land you in hell. I mean, I'm certain Jesus would frown upon them, but I believe the only entrance to hell is not accepting him as your Lord and savior.

This is true, but shut up. We hate you.

Token · « **Reply #12 on:** May 18, 2011, 02:25:52 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 18, 2011, 02:11:54 PM

This is true, but shut up. We hate you.

Just don't make tornado jokes.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #13 on:** May 18, 2011, 02:39:47 PM »

Quote from: Token on May 18, 2011, 02:25:52 PM

Just don't make tornado jokes.

What is a tornados' favorite game?

Twister

jmar · « **Reply #14 on:** May 18, 2011, 06:12:11 PM »

Damn, Woody from Toy Story aged badly. And whose the Korean golfing tripletts?

Xanusus · « **Reply #15 on:** May 19, 2011, 02:31:48 AM »

Colt's statue

Even better...

Even better...

The Prowler · « **Reply #16 on:** May 19, 2011, 05:25:38 AM »

Aight the Notorious guy, has pushed LSUFreek from the top spot. On one of the tigerdroppings topics, some guy asked for someone to touch-up his mother's picture for a her work and Notorious took that picture and ran away from the Farking competition with it. If I can find that link, I'll post it. It was farkin' hilarious.

GH2001 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 19, 2011, 10:11:06 AM »

Why are all the Texas statues showing their O face?

djsimp · « **Reply #18 on:** May 19, 2011, 10:18:28 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on May 19, 2011, 10:11:06 AM

Why are all the Texas statues showing their O face?

If you had a pole in your ass, you might have an O face too.

GH2001 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 19, 2011, 10:21:12 AM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on May 19, 2011, 10:18:28 AM

If you had a pole in your ass, you might have an O face too.

Well, I knew Austin was full of fags and weirdos and all, but sheesh......