I finally forced myself to try to read the SI story.
It's very poorly written.
And it contains this line:
The most iconic structure in the state, Bryant-Denny Stadium, looms in the distance, dominating the battered T-town skyline.
I finished that paragraph, which concludes with basketball coach Anthony Grant musing that if the tornado had hit campus the school would be closed for a couple of years, maybe more.
I realized I was probably going to hell.
And I stopped reading.