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Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« on: May 16, 2011, 09:15:41 PM »
So the Godfather is celebrating today unless he isn't, in which case he will be celebrating tomorrow. 

So whether I am on time or early, Happy Birthday, you perverted old ass monkey.

Love you!!!!!!
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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2011, 09:26:15 PM »
So, he's finally legal now?

Happy Birthday you old Farker, you!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2011, 10:32:54 PM »
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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2011, 11:12:48 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 16, 2011, 09:15:41 PM
So the Godfather is celebrating today unless he isn't, in which case he will be celebrating tomorrow. 

So whether I am on time or early, Happy Birthday, you perverted old ass monkey.

Love you!!!!!!
Unless its Wednesday ;)  Thanks babe <3
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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2011, 11:26:53 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 16, 2011, 11:12:48 PM
Unless its Wednesday ;)  Thanks babe <3

Tomaytoe, tomahtoe.

Happy whenever...
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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2011, 11:34:09 PM »
I thought The Godfather never had birthdays. Happy WedNesDay knucklehead.
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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2011, 11:35:35 PM »
Happy Birthday.

Howard is now officially uninterested in you sexually.

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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2011, 02:08:13 AM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2011, 07:04:11 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 16, 2011, 11:35:35 PM
Happy Birthday.

Howard is now officially uninterested in you sexually.

Let's not make any rash decisions.
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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2011, 09:16:19 AM »
Fickity fickity fuckity fuckin' happy birthday tomorrow.
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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2011, 11:36:47 AM »
I got you a present.
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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2011, 01:26:29 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on May 17, 2011, 11:36:47 AM
I got you a present.


I can re-gift it back to you the next day.

Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?
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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2011, 01:49:26 PM »
One bottle of Ros'e cooking sherry on the way. Enjoy.

Happy birthday.
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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2011, 02:07:56 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 17, 2011, 01:26:29 PM
I can re-gift it back to you the next day.

Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?
Bunny Skylar is having a brunch later, We should stop by.
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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2011, 02:40:19 AM »
Happy Birthday, Godfather.....in real time.  <3


Leave the gun, take the cannolis.
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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2011, 09:52:12 AM »
Happy Birthday!  May your day be filled with booze, hookers and blow!
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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2011, 10:04:49 AM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 18, 2011, 09:52:12 AM
Happy Birthday!  May your day be filled with booze, hookers and blow!

Nah.  He's not visiting Atlanta.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2011, 01:03:50 PM »
Happy Birthday Pedophile.   
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Re: Make him a birthday offer he can't refuse...
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2011, 06:04:40 PM »
Happy Birthday, you  :thumsup:  fucking  :wartim: .
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