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« on: May 14, 2011, 05:29:14 PM »
Suck it bitches. That's right. I'm old and lame.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Bon Jovi
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2011, 08:12:16 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 14, 2011, 05:29:14 PM
Suck it bitches. That's right. I'm old and lame.

True dat.


Nothing wrong with Bon Jovi in my book.
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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2011, 09:47:50 PM »
the skirt saw bon jovi last year in Seattle...one of her favorite concerts. 
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Re: Bon Jovi
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2011, 10:19:12 PM »
Bon Jovi was my first concert. Skid Row opened for them on the Lay your hands on me tour.
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Re: Bon Jovi
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2011, 11:12:28 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on May 14, 2011, 10:19:12 PM
Bon Jovi was my first concert. Skid Row opened for them on the shove your fist in me tour.

this explains a few things.
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Re: Bon Jovi
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2011, 07:12:29 AM »
Highly worth the tickets if you get a chance to see this show.

Played a two and a half hours. Played everything in their collection plus a hell of a good version of "Hot Legs".

Sambora wasn't there.  Third or fourth stint in rehab.

Most Bon Jovi fans have not aged nearly as well as he has.  Most of those same people have no friends to tell them "don't wear that".

Here is a picture from my phone.  Have some close up butt shots coming for the ladies later.




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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Bon Jovi
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2011, 03:20:40 PM »
You give love a bad name!
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Re: Bon Jovi
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2011, 03:24:51 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 16, 2011, 03:20:40 PM
You give love a bad name!

Your love is like bad medicine.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Bon Jovi
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2011, 03:28:53 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 16, 2011, 03:24:51 PM
Your love is like bad medicine.

You two are a couple of steel ridin' cowboys
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Re: Bon Jovi
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2011, 03:32:20 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 16, 2011, 03:28:53 PM
You two are a couple of steel ridin' cowboys

believe me they raided chinook's house of porn collection of cowboy themed S and M supplies.
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Re: Bon Jovi
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2011, 03:40:59 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 16, 2011, 03:28:53 PM
You two are a couple of steel ridin' cowboys


Only on a bed of roses.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Bon Jovi
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2011, 03:53:05 PM »
We have each other and that does seem to be sufficient
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Re: Bon Jovi
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2011, 03:56:39 PM »
Ya know she is a little runaway.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Bon Jovi
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2011, 04:19:40 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 16, 2011, 03:56:39 PM
Ya know she is a little runaway.

Who, Gina?  You know Tommy and Gina stood their ground.
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Re: Bon Jovi
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2011, 04:20:57 PM »
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