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« on: May 13, 2011, 01:04:49 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8069686.stm

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Passer-by pushes suicide man off bridge

Footage has emerged of an angry passer-by pushing a suicidal man off a bridge in Guangdong province.

Retired soldier Lai Jiansheng, 66, reached out to shake the hand of Chen Fuchao before pushing him off.

The heavily-indebted Chen Fuchao fell eight metres onto a partially-inflated emergency air cushion. He was hospitalised with wrist and back injuries.

Chen Fuchao may be charged with disturbing public order. Lai was accused of causing intentional injury.
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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2011, 01:11:37 PM »
Now THAT'S funny.  Anyone recall the photos of a hostage standoff in either Korea or China?  Some Asian country.  Anyway, the photos came out last year and may have been posted here.  Can't recall.  It was about how they handle this kind of situation.  Guy was holding a hostage at gunpoint at a window.  Cops basically said, screw that...swooped in and popped a cap off in his ass.  I have hostage. No you have burrett in ass.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2011, 01:28:38 PM »
Now THAT'S funny.  Anyone recall the photos of a hostage standoff in either Korea or China?  Some Asian country.  Anyway, the photos came out last year and may have been posted here.  Can't recall.  It was about how they handle this kind of situation.  Guy was holding a hostage at gunpoint at a window.  Cops basically said, screw that...swooped in and popped a cap off in his ass.  I have hostage. No you have burrett in ass.

I'm offended by your stewiotypicooo portwayal of Asians.  Dat not funny!  Day twy wheelee wheelee hod to tok wite... 

http://www.youtube.com/v/VAE83ZgsPBE
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2011, 01:30:15 PM »
I'm offended by your stewiotypicooo portwayal of Asians.  Dat not funny!  Day twy wheelee wheelee hod to tok wite... 

http://www.youtube.com/v/VAE83ZgsPBE

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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2011, 03:01:18 PM »
Goddamn Mongowians!  Stay away from my shitty wall!

BEST EPISODE EVER.

Although this week's Canadian Royal Wedding was pretty damn funny too.
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