Tiger Woods is a Puss

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Tiger Woods withdraws from Players

PONTE VEDRA Beach, Fla. -- Tiger Woods shot a 42 on the front nine of the first round of The Players Championship on Thursday and withdrew from the tournament.

It was Woods' first competitive event since the Masters, as he has been recovering from knee and Achilles injuries.

Through five holes, Woods played bogey golf and visibly winced after hitting his approach shot onto the fifth green. It was unclear if the reaction was from pain or frustration as the ball came to rest in the rough well left of the hole. He failed to get up and down and made bogey to drop to 5 over after five holes in pristine, nearly windless scoring conditions at TPC Sawgrass.

Woods began his round with a bogey at the par-4 first hole, but the real trouble came at No. 4. After pulling his drive left into the rough, Woods' second shot found the water fronting the green.

He took a drop from short of the green in the fairway and his fourth shot to the back right pin didn't clear the water again, caroming off and landing in the hazard. He dropped from the same area and made a nice up and down for a triple-bogey 7.

After completing the front nine, Woods handed his scorecard to playing partner Martin Kaymer.

Woods has not played particularly well at TPC Sawgrass by his standards. In the past decade, he has a single top-10 finish. He won the event in 2001.

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Seriously...Why?  If he had shot a 31, I would bet you $1,000,000 he is still playing.

[Snaggletiger]

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=6532534

Seriously...Why?  If he had shot a 31, I would bet you $1,000,000 he is still playing.

This guy is seriously injured.  Get off his back.  I'll bet you're one of those people that makes fun of Rebecca Black too.

[Saniflush]

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Seriously...Why?  If he had shot a 31, I would bet you $1,000,000 he is still playing.

Dude lay off.


Maybe he had some skanks to hit.  Scheduling conflicts and all.

[Snaggletiger]

Dude lay off.


Maybe he had some skanks to hit.  Scheduling conflicts and all.

Ponte Vedra skanks rule

[CCTAU]

He's a lover, not a fighter!

[AWK]

Dude lay off.


Maybe he had some skanks to hit.  Scheduling conflicts and all.

Champions don't complain.  Really bad form.

[Snaggletiger]

I'll bet the TPC sponsors and organizers are just tickled pink about this.

[Jumbo]

He's a peacock you have to let him fly.

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Some people are saying this is him coming off steroids... I don't know about all that.

[Buzz Killington]

Champions don't complain.  Really bad form.

Winners want the ball when the game's on the line.

[AUJarhead]

Winners want the ball when the game's on the line.

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

[Saniflush]

I'll bet the TPC sponsors and organizers are just tickled pink about this.

What about the ones who give bj's in the woods?

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Waffle House waitresses are ecstatic.

[Tiger Wench]

His mojo got ruined as soon as the sex was no longer illicit.  For him, it was all about the "I'M TIGER FUCKING WOODS and I can buy whatever, and can do whatever, whenever, to whomever I want, bitch!"  When the risk of getting busted was gone, it fucked wtih his head.  I bet he has not been laid - or has not gotten all the way to happy land - since the sex clinic.  Would not be surprised if he was unable to get a stiffy right now.

[Buzz Killington]

What about the ones who give bj's in the woods?

Now that he's backed out, they might have a chance to win some money at this tourney.

[Hogwally]

What about the ones who give bj's in the woods?

     I thought that was only in Memphis?  Is this widespread now?

[Saniflush]

     I thought that was only in Memphis?  Is this widespread now?

Well with the PP shutting down those girls had to do something.