"It's just a tree." Really? I guess the Tree of Life is just another tree...

[The Prowler]

Here's the Top 10 A-List of trees...check #8 dumbass bammers.

http://www.slate.com/id/2292415/tp://

[Jumbo]

Here's the Top 10 A-List of trees...check #8 dumbass bammers.

http://www.slate.com/id/2292415/tp://

Trees grow in the desert without any water and I cant keep the one in my front yard alive?

[The Prowler]

Trees grow in the desert without any water and I cant keep the one in my front yard alive?

I'm no tree scientist person, but H2O would probably help....couldn't hurt, unless you use too much.

[Jumbo]

I'm no tree scientist person, but H2O would probably help....couldn't hurt, unless you use too much.

Unless I dont.

[The Prowler]

Unless I dont.

Gatorade is not a good substitute.

[Jumbo]

Gatorade is not a good substitute.

It worked for Florida.

[The Prowler]

Don't fall for the Brawndo trap.

[JR4AU]

Trees grow in the desert without any water and I cant keep the one in my front yard alive?

Stop getting drunk and pissing on it.  Well, you can keep getting drunk, just don't piss on the tree.

[ssgaufan]

You should try watering it with that Spike stuff.  I heard it works like magic.

[Townhallsavoy]

You should try watering it with that Spike stuff.  I heard it works like magic tragic.

[AUChizad]

Underrated thread.

Really makes those who say "It's just a tree" look stupid. Try saying that about any other tree on that list.

[Jumbo]

[The Prowler]

That's a retarded tree.

[Hogwally]

     Is that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree?

[Snaggletiger]

I never did think it was such a bad little tree.  Maybe all it needed was some love.