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Bammer Preacher
« on: April 18, 2011, 11:48:50 AM »
I went to church with my parents yesterday.  The Pastor is a big Alabama fan.  He was preaching on Jesus coming to Jerusaleum on the Donkey and how all the people were gathering and watching him enter the city.  He compared the story to the Walk of Champions and how that people are trying to get a look at the football team.  The funny part was he said except for Saban He's too short you probably wouldn't see him.  That was coming from one of their own, it was pretty funny.
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Re: Bammer Preacher
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2011, 11:51:41 AM »
I went to church with my parents yesterday.  The Pastor is a big Alabama fan.  He was preaching on Jesus coming to Jerusaleum on the Donkey and how all the people were gathering and watching him enter the city.  He compared the story to the Walk of Champions and how that people are trying to get a look at the football team.  The funny part was he said except for Saban He's too short you probably wouldn't see him.  That was coming from one of their own, it was pretty funny.
I thought you were Jewish.
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Re: Bammer Preacher
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2011, 11:52:28 AM »
I went to church with my parents yesterday.  The Pastor is a big Alabama fan.  He was preaching on Jesus coming to Jerusaleum on the Donkey and how all the people were gathering and watching him enter the city.  He compared the story to the Walk of Champions and how that people are trying to get a look at the football team.  The funny part was he said except for Saban He's too short you probably wouldn't see him.  That was coming from one of their own, it was pretty funny.

I'd have to get up and walk out. 

Somebody should bring back stoning. 
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Re: Bammer Preacher
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2011, 11:57:47 AM »

Somebody should bring back stoning.
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Far out, dude.  I'd vote for that.  If I voted.  Down with the establishment.  Dave's not here, man.
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To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2011, 12:13:14 PM »
I thought you were Jewish.

He doesn't look Jewish.
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Re: Bammer Preacher
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2011, 12:16:09 PM »
It's always about race with you people
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Re: Bammer Preacher
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2011, 12:19:06 PM »
It's always about race with you people

Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant...
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Re: Bammer Preacher
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2011, 01:30:20 PM »
He doesn't look Jewish.

You anti dentite!
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Re: Bammer Preacher
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2011, 01:56:01 PM »
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Far out, dude.  I'd vote for that.  If I voted.  Down with the establishment.  Dave's not here, man.

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Is that you?
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Re: Bammer Preacher
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2011, 02:00:37 PM »
He doesn't look Jewish.
He doesn't look Druish?
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Re: Bammer Preacher
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2011, 04:17:07 PM »
Basketball Jones?
Is that you?

Blind Melon Chittlin.
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2011, 04:29:07 PM »
Gonna go downtown gonna see my gal
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Re: Bammer Preacher
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2011, 11:12:05 AM »
I thought you were Jewish.

I be a Christian.  I used that Star of David on WEN for years.  It has Masonic symbolism.
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Re: Bammer Preacher
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2011, 01:49:02 PM »
It's always about race with you people
What do you mean "you people?"
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Re: Bammer Preacher
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2011, 04:03:02 PM »
What do you mean "you people?"

Pump yo brakes, son.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.