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Buzz Killington · « **Reply #40 on:** April 18, 2011, 07:24:11 PM »

Back on hijack...

I always wanted to see Barney bend Thelma Lou over the chair in the Courthouse. Am I the only one?

DnATL · « **Reply #41 on:** April 18, 2011, 08:48:12 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 18, 2011, 07:24:11 PM

Back on hijack...

I always wanted to see Barney bend Thelma Lou over the chair in the Courthouse. Am I the only one?

He would nip that shit in the bud

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #42 on:** April 18, 2011, 09:23:50 PM »

Quote from: AWK on April 18, 2011, 06:24:37 PM

Since I wasn't born in 1950, I'll abstain from the Andy Griffith conversation.

Did you not have TBS on your gigantic satellite dish in the backyard? We did. We had one of the nice mesh ones, not one of those low rent fiberglass numbers.

And BR549 beat us all to this topic.

If anybody can find the Live at Robert's version it has a great intro.

AWK · « **Reply #43 on:** April 18, 2011, 09:26:14 PM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on April 18, 2011, 09:23:50 PM

Did you not have TBS on your gigantic satellite dish in the backyard? We did. We had one of the nice mesh ones, not one of those low rent fiberglass numbers.

And BR549 beat us all to this topic.

If anybody can find the Live at Robert's version it has a great intro.

Direct TV?

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #44 on:** April 18, 2011, 09:27:40 PM »

Quote from: AWK on April 18, 2011, 09:26:14 PM

Direct TV?

What are you? Like 12?

AWK · « **Reply #45 on:** April 18, 2011, 09:43:11 PM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on April 18, 2011, 09:27:40 PM

What are you? Like 12?

Don't confuse me for Saniflush's girlfriends, I'm over 14.

GH2001 · « **Reply #46 on:** April 19, 2011, 09:37:08 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 18, 2011, 07:24:11 PM

Back on hijack...

I always wanted to see Barney bend Thelma Lou over the chair in the Courthouse. Am I the only one?

Back on hijack again.

Am I the only one who thought Thelma Lou was kinky in the sack? Now we know what Barney was talking about when refering to the 'lethal weapons'. For a 60's country spin chick, she had some nice tits. But nothing like Aunt Bea's.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #47 on:** April 19, 2011, 09:48:21 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on April 19, 2011, 09:37:08 AM

Back on hijack again.

Am I the only one who thought Thelma Lou was kinky in the sack? Now we know what Barney was talking about when refering to the 'lethal weapons'. For a 60's country spin chick, she had some nice tits. But nothing like Aunt Bea's.

I know you didn't just talk about Aunt Bea's fun bags.

JR4AU · « **Reply #48 on:** April 19, 2011, 10:06:07 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 19, 2011, 09:48:21 AM

I know you didn't just talk about Aunt Bea's fun bags.

Aunt B and fun bags go together like peanut butter and squash.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #49 on:** April 19, 2011, 11:14:18 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 19, 2011, 09:48:21 AM

I know you didn't just talk about Aunt Bea's fun bags.

He buttered her up, and she egged him on.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #50 on:** April 19, 2011, 11:27:30 AM »

Pretty sure that Emmett was banging Aunt Bea and Clara Edwards on the reg at the repair shop. Toasters were probably involved.

And Peggy...what was her deal? She was probably too much of a freak for Andy.

GH2001 · « **Reply #51 on:** April 19, 2011, 11:38:53 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 19, 2011, 11:14:18 AM

He buttered her up, and she egged him on.

Speaking of. There was kind of that unnoticed tension between Bea and the "butter and egg" man. Bea wanted it real good but I think old dude was afraid his wife would catch him, small town and all.

Don't knock Aunt Bea's fun bags. Them things were at least EE's.

Briscoe: Well Missa Bea. Im-a-wantin to play with yer womanly flesh therrr. The boys'll play ya a nice tune while Im-ma messin around with em. Ready boys? A "1" and a "2" and a way we go!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #52 on:** April 19, 2011, 11:45:32 AM »

The sneaky one was Ernest T. Bass, though. Unbeknownst to Andy, that little chirade about Ernest T. graduating and getting his diploma from Ms. Crump, was a cover for the fact that he was popping that chocolate starfish on a regular basis after "class".

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #53 on:** April 19, 2011, 11:50:22 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on April 19, 2011, 11:38:53 AM

Speaking of. There was kind of that unnoticed tension between Bea and the "butter and egg" man. Bea wanted it real good but I think old dude was afraid his wife would catch him, small town and all.

Forgot about that, what a whore she was.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #54 on:** April 19, 2011, 11:53:56 AM »

Did I really just read 'popping that chocolate starfish'?

That did not go on in Mayberry.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #55 on:** April 19, 2011, 11:55:27 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 19, 2011, 11:53:56 AM

Did I really just read 'popping that chocolate starfish'?

That did not go on in Mayberry.

Sure it did. Small towns are where all the best scandals come from.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #56 on:** April 19, 2011, 12:55:02 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 19, 2011, 11:53:56 AM

Did I really just read 'popping that chocolate starfish'?

That did not go on in Mayberry.

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'...

JR4AU · « **Reply #57 on:** April 19, 2011, 01:01:21 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 19, 2011, 11:53:56 AM

Did I really just read 'popping that chocolate starfish'?

That did not go on in Mayberry.

The Darling boys call bullshit on that.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #58 on:** April 19, 2011, 01:04:40 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on April 19, 2011, 01:01:21 PM

The Darling boys call bullshit on that.

You ever notice Andy be watchin when they be blowin them jugs. Like he wondered: how that would feel.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #59 on:** April 19, 2011, 01:07:57 PM »

Don't even get me started talking about what happened that time Barney arrested the entire Ladies Auxilliary Society and Otis ended up climbing in the cell with them all.