Saban's statue

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #20 on:** April 18, 2011, 03:20:51 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on April 18, 2011, 03:16:42 PM

The eyes and smile got me...hers that is. Do you think Andy really fucked her?

Another coupling that would be entertaining: Briscoe Darling and Aunt B. Bricoe with B bent over the kitchen table screaming Oh! Oh! Oh, Mr Darling, well I nevah! While Bricoe hits a steady beat with each stroke blowing on his jug. "Oh", "shoooo", "Oh", "shoooo", while the boys play Let me be your Salty Dog.

You obviously missed the episode where he gave Ellie the pearl necklace.

JR4AU · « **Reply #21 on:** April 18, 2011, 03:22:30 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 18, 2011, 03:20:51 PM

You obviously missed the episode where he gave Ellie the pearl necklace.

I'll pay for it on DVD.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #22 on:** April 18, 2011, 03:28:38 PM »

I thought for sure Andy and Barney would double team the "Fun girls".

Hello Doll.

You know, we never saw Sarah the operator but they were always talking to her. I'll bet she had a lot of bottled up frustration that only Andy's hard cock could take care of.

Mayberry porn

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #23 on:** April 18, 2011, 03:56:58 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2011, 03:28:38 PM

I thought for sure Andy and Barney would double team the "Fun girls".

Hello Doll.

You know, we never saw Sarah the operator but they were always talking to her. I'll bet she had a lot of bottled up frustration that only Andy's hard cock could take care of.

Mayberry porn

Through every episode, Floyd just sat there watching and sighing loudly.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #24 on:** April 18, 2011, 04:01:05 PM »

I somehow feel dirty talking Mayberry porn.

But...I think back to that Andy Griffith/Ron Howard "Time for a Change" Obama film they did, and I get over it. I think Ms. Crump should have dominated his ass. Tied him up and slapped his balls with a ruler.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #25 on:** April 18, 2011, 04:09:14 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 18, 2011, 03:56:58 PM

Through every episode, Floyd just sat there watching and sighing loudly.

Who was the comedian that did the Mayberry impressions and referred to everybody being on drugs with Floyd as the dealer? That guy cracked me up. He used to talk about bangin' his girlfriend and then switching over to his Barney voice to bring it home.

Edit:

Nevermind

wesfau2 · « **Reply #26 on:** April 18, 2011, 04:11:51 PM »

Nothing I have ever read on this board is as twisted as this current discussion.

That is saying a fuck-ton.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #27 on:** April 18, 2011, 04:18:21 PM »

I always wondered if Howard was ass fucking Floyd?

Did the British guy child-rape Opie?

JR4AU · « **Reply #28 on:** April 18, 2011, 05:00:09 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on April 18, 2011, 04:18:21 PM

I always wondered if Howard was ass fucking Floyd?

Did the British guy child-rape Opie?

Mr. McBeavy made Opie blow him.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #29 on:** April 18, 2011, 05:01:20 PM »

And why was Clara so good with the pickles?

GH2001 · « **Reply #30 on:** April 18, 2011, 05:06:27 PM »

Best thread ever.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #31 on:** April 18, 2011, 05:09:03 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on April 18, 2011, 05:06:27 PM

Best thread ever.

Well, there's really only so much you can say about a statue of Lord Saybinz

Ogre · « **Reply #32 on:** April 18, 2011, 05:09:33 PM »

Back on topic for a second...the idol worship is stronger than ever! "It was if he descended from the clouds of Heaven."

Now back to Earnest T Bass snorting cocaine out of Miss Charlene's crack.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #33 on:** April 18, 2011, 05:17:45 PM »

Somehow, I don't picture Jesus descending from heaven with big yellow ropes tied under his armpits and huge crane overhead.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #34 on:** April 18, 2011, 05:20:06 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2011, 05:17:45 PM

Somehow, I don't picture Jesus descending from heaven with big yellow ropes tied under his armpits and huge crane overhead.

Do you know how tiring it is to descend?

Little known fact: I wrote that shitty joke about flying in from NYC and my arms being tired. Henny Youngman can eat a dick.

AUChizad · « **Reply #35 on:** April 18, 2011, 05:49:42 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on April 18, 2011, 05:09:33 PM

Back on topic for a second...the idol worship is stronger than ever! "It was if he descended from the clouds of Heaven."

Now back to Earnest T Bass snorting cocaine out of Miss Charlene's crack.

People want to draw comparisons to us and our Heisman statues. Fine.

But I'll be goddamned if any member of the media, or anyone else for that matter, would ever say that any of the statues were brought in "as if descending from heaven", in total seriousness.

JR4AU · « **Reply #36 on:** April 18, 2011, 06:20:58 PM »

I don't know how to do it, but this pic begs to have a large cock farked in to his hand.

AWK · « **Reply #37 on:** April 18, 2011, 06:24:37 PM »

Since I wasn't born in 1950, I'll abstain from the Andy Griffith conversation.

But the Saban statue looks fucking retarded. It looks like a horrible prop from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Ogre · « **Reply #38 on:** April 18, 2011, 06:28:27 PM »

It looks like he waited one second too late to blow on a Korean girl's cornhole, IYAM.

The Prowler · « **Reply #39 on:** April 18, 2011, 06:52:16 PM »

This one shouldn't be too hard to Fark...a bammer's head is already in position, lmao.