The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #640 on:** October 12, 2011, 11:50:24 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 12, 2011, 11:09:02 AM

I'm getting really tired of the "Beast Mode" the Brewers are doing. Hit a single? Beast mode! Home run? Beast Mode! Fuck them, and their beast mode.

If the Cards don't advance, I'm rooting for the AL.

Yes, it's a little much.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #641 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:43:07 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 12, 2011, 11:26:35 AM

When did we ever stop talking about that? It's a done deal, pretty much, right? Your Dead Bird Pujols jersey is worthless after this year...

Fuck you, cock breath.

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 12, 2011, 11:26:35 AM

Josh Hamilton is one of my favorite feel good stories.

That's because you want him to motorboat you.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #642 on:** October 12, 2011, 01:29:14 PM »

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #643 on:** October 12, 2011, 01:35:01 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 12, 2011, 01:29:14 PM

If the Cubs get Pujols can the O's have Carpenter? I know there are better options out there, but if we are taking shots a Jarhead, then why not?

AUJarhead · « **Reply #644 on:** October 12, 2011, 01:55:20 PM »

Fuck both of you.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #645 on:** October 12, 2011, 01:58:24 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 12, 2011, 01:29:14 PM

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #646 on:** October 12, 2011, 02:04:15 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 12, 2011, 12:43:07 PM

That's because you want him to motorboat you.

Not really - his tats are just a bit much. Plus, there would be no post-coital cocktail. On the bright side, I wouldn't have to share my Oxycontin.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #647 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:05:01 AM »

Squirrel Mode > Beast Mode

AUJarhead · « **Reply #648 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:35:32 AM »

Winner of game 4 will win the NLCS. I don't know if the Cards can go back to the Keg and take 1. LaRussa already said Carp will go in game 7 on 3 days rest. That worked out so well for us in Philly.

And these games stress me out. Every time a Cardinal pitched to a Brewer, I was expecting them to tie it up.

Do Rangers close it out tonight? Is that a good thing if they do? Game 1 of the World Series is on the 19th. Would a week off in October be a good/bad thing?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #649 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:52:19 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 13, 2011, 09:35:32 AM

Do Rangers close it out tonight? Is that a good thing if they do? Game 1 of the World Series is on the 19th. Would a week off in October be a good/bad thing?

Does anyone but you really give two fucks at a flying doughnut?

AUJarhead · « **Reply #650 on:** October 13, 2011, 10:34:21 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 13, 2011, 09:52:19 AM

Does anyone but you really give two fucks at a flying doughnut?

Fuck you, cock breath.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #651 on:** October 13, 2011, 10:42:57 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 13, 2011, 09:52:19 AM

Does anyone but you really give two fucks at a flying doughnut?

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #652 on:** October 13, 2011, 10:44:00 AM »

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #653 on:** October 13, 2011, 12:05:23 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 13, 2011, 09:35:32 AM

Winner of game 4 will win the NLCS. I don't know if the Cards can go back to the Keg and take 1. LaRussa already said Carp will go in game 7 on 3 days rest. That worked out so well for us in Philly.

And these games stress me out. Every time a Cardinal pitched to a Brewer, I was expecting them to tie it up.

Do Rangers close it out tonight? Is that a good thing if they do? Game 1 of the World Series is on the 19th. Would a week off in October be a good/bad thing?

I had higher hopes for the Tigers. If the cards pull it out, then consider me a Card fan for the rest of the season. If they don't, then Go Rangers.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #654 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:05:00 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 13, 2011, 10:34:21 AM

Fuck you, cock breath.

Oh, Jarhead. I am so sorry for my thoughtless and unsportsmanlike behavior over the past few weeks. I wish the Cardinals and their wonderful fans nothing but the best as they try and close out the series with a win tonight. I am sure Pujols and Berkman will hit grand slam after grand slam, and make you and your friends so happy and joyful. Why, I'll bet baby kittens and sparkly unicorns will pop right out of Berkman's ass as he rounds the bases!! We National League fans need to stick together and cheer each other on, even when our own personal favorites suck donkey balls. It's time to set aside the personal animosity between our teams and support our division!!

So let me close with a heartfelt apology and a resounding GO CARDS!!!

AUJarhead · « **Reply #655 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:16:25 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 13, 2011, 03:05:00 PM

Oh, Jarhead. I am so sorry for my thoughtless and unsportsmanlike behavior over the past few weeks. I wish the Cardinals and their wonderful fans nothing but the best as they try and close out the series with a win tonight. I am sure Pujols and Berkman will hit grand slam after grand slam, and make you and your friends so happy and joyful. Why, I'll bet baby kittens and sparkly unicorns will pop right out of Berkman's ass as he rounds the bases!! We National League fans need to stick together and cheer each other on, even when our own personal favorites suck donkey balls. It's time to set aside the personal animosity between our teams and support our division!!

So let me close with a heartfelt apology and a resounding GO CARDS!!!

I hate you.

You're sammich is going to have one piece of bread.

AWK · « **Reply #656 on:** October 14, 2011, 12:13:18 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on October 13, 2011, 10:44:00 AM

Didn't work for you there bud. Verlander > Texans.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #657 on:** October 14, 2011, 09:16:58 PM »

Quote from: AWK on October 14, 2011, 12:13:18 PM

Didn't work for you there bud. Verlander > Texans.

Lucky ass bounces>texans

AUJarhead · « **Reply #658 on:** October 26, 2011, 07:33:41 AM »

Cock breath (just trying to get some mojo back).

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #659 on:** October 26, 2011, 11:57:47 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 26, 2011, 07:33:41 AM

Cock breath (just trying to get some mojo back).

You could at least wait for the insult.

I was thinking about someone getting Tony LaRussa some sort of walkie talkie system for Christmas. If that fuckup winds up costing the Cards the Series, I will laugh my ass off.