The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #40 on:** March 31, 2011, 04:36:55 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 31, 2011, 04:35:45 PM

it's been how many years now?

Don't talk to me about years...

AUJarhead · « **Reply #41 on:** April 04, 2011, 08:02:01 AM »

Fuck you Ryan Franklin (I meant to post that Thursday, but got busy this weekend).

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #42 on:** April 04, 2011, 08:49:33 AM »

In typical Cubbie fashion, they lose the first series of the season. At home. To the worst fucking team in the division.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #43 on:** April 04, 2011, 09:03:43 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 04, 2011, 08:49:33 AM

In typical Cubbie fashion, they lose the first series of the season. At home. To the worst fucking team in the division.

Why do I have a feeling that our last two posts are going to be a recurring theme this season (followed by snickering coming from Wench)?

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #44 on:** April 04, 2011, 09:41:30 AM »

I refuse to say anything else in this thread.......Until we return to our shitty ways, that is. Thank you BKG's, all praise be due to you for the O's 3 game winning streak.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #45 on:** April 04, 2011, 09:43:49 AM »

Well...I see that we at least have Kerry Wood back this season. Wish we'd had him 5 years ago.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #46 on:** April 04, 2011, 09:49:10 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 04, 2011, 09:41:30 AM

Until we return to our shitty ways, that is. Thank you BKG's, all praise be due to you for the O's 3 game winning streak.

The Sports Gods are paying me back for Auburn's 2010 season. You're welcome.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #47 on:** April 04, 2011, 11:24:37 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on April 04, 2011, 09:49:10 AM

The Sports Gods are paying me back for Auburn's 2010 season. You're welcome.

It's my fault. I have Pujols on my fantasy team. He will hit .250 and have 15 homeruns and 74 RBI. Watch.

Same with Carl Crawford. I guarantee it.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #48 on:** April 04, 2011, 12:30:50 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on April 04, 2011, 09:03:43 AM

Why do I have a feeling that our last two posts are going to be a recurring theme this season (followed by snickering coming from Wench)?

Tha' fuck have I got to snicker about?

We got our asses WAXED by the fucking Phillies and Roy Fucking Oswalt. First road series of the season and we go 0-fer.

One fat ass and a buncha no-names. FABULOUS.

At least the Black Hole of Suckitude that is the Central Division is consistent.

"Whichever team is closest to .500 without going over wins... well, tell 'em, Johnny Olsen!!"

AUJarhead · « **Reply #49 on:** April 04, 2011, 01:23:32 PM »

I figured you'd find enjoyment in our suckage.

What does the winner of the central win? A three game sweep at the hands of the Phillies.

chinook · « **Reply #50 on:** April 05, 2011, 03:05:24 PM »

Quote

3B Evan Longoria shaved off his bushy mullet after a rough spring that saw him placed on the DL with an oblique strain, one of his cars stolen, his spring home burglarized and his team start 0-3. "It's not been going good," Longoria said. "I've always shaved my head before I came to spring (training), and something told me I should do it again but I spent so long growing my hair, I was reluctant to do it. But after the start that we're off to right now, I just said it's about time that it goes. It's been a rough couple months."

So the mullet is to blame? I would have expected more from the mullet...you know...business in the front party in the back.

b.t.w...I would have rather read Eva Longoria shaved her bush.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #51 on:** April 06, 2011, 08:24:23 AM »

Conversation with my coworker this morning. More wins in April, Roy Oswalt or the Houston Astros?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #52 on:** April 06, 2011, 11:22:37 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on April 06, 2011, 08:24:23 AM

Conversation with my coworker this morning. More wins in April, Roy Oswalt or the Houston Astros?

AWK · « **Reply #53 on:** April 06, 2011, 02:56:44 PM »

The Red Sox are looking like they are going to claim the pennant starting out fast at 0 - 4.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #54 on:** April 06, 2011, 03:51:30 PM »

Quote from: AWK on April 06, 2011, 02:56:44 PM

The Red Sox are looking like they are going to claim the pennant starting out fast at 0 - 4.

Suckasstros = Red Sucks

That's about right.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #55 on:** April 06, 2011, 03:54:50 PM »

What kills me is the Red Sucks line up looks solid from top to bottom. I know Big Slappy Pappi may be getting a little long in the tooth as is JD Drew, but this team should score in bunches. Too many studs not to get it going. However, it's just 4 games in. Only 158 more to get hot.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #56 on:** April 06, 2011, 05:03:14 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 04, 2011, 08:49:33 AM

In typical Cubbie fashion, they lose the first series of the season. At home. To the worst fucking team in the division.

Who go on to take two of three against the Cardinals.

AUChizad · « **Reply #57 on:** April 07, 2011, 10:30:17 AM »

Liking this season so far. Jays & Orioles tied for first in the AL East? If the Jays have to share the spot, I'm happy for it to be with them, as I hate them the least of the division rivals. Sox & Rays

156 games to go!

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #58 on:** April 07, 2011, 11:23:17 AM »

Well shit..............Verlander pitched a damn good game from what I saw.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #59 on:** April 07, 2011, 11:26:14 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on April 07, 2011, 10:30:17 AM

Liking this season so far. Jays & Orioles tied for first in the AL East? If the Jays have to share the spot, I'm happy for it to be with them, as I hate them the least of the division rivals. Sox & Rays

156 games to go!

I didn't know you were from NOLA. Never been able to bring myself to start rooting for the Hornets. I'm still a Jazz fan at heart.

Cards hit the road tomorrow against the G-Men. This is going to be a fucking long season.