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Ummm is this SOP?

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Ummm is this SOP?
« on: March 28, 2011, 08:36:01 PM »
Someone called 911 about 5:00 a.m. to report an abandoned vehicle on I-10 at Michigan Avenue. When the officer arrived, Barron was with the 2008 Chrysler 300, which had hit the retaining wall. Barron told police a man he only knew as "Bull" had taken his car from Shotgun Willies, a night club in the 4100 block of Government Blvd. But during the investigation, police learned Barron's cousin, Jamal Lang, was actually driving the car at the time of the crash. Lang will be issued a citation for leaving the scene of an accident.

Police say after they learned about Lang's involvement, they gave Barron every opportunity to change his story. The arresting officer says he begged Barron to tell the truth, showed him the law about hindering prosecution and explained he would have to arrest him if Barron continued to cover for his cousin. Police say they even got Barron's mother and grandmother to try and convince him. But Barron refused to admit his cousin was driving the car.


I've had a cop know I was lying before...but I've never had one beg me to tell the truth.
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Re: Ummm is this SOP?
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2011, 08:38:17 PM »
If you have a credible source, I will be most happy.
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Re: Ummm is this SOP?
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2011, 08:38:22 PM »
That's because you weren't a starting Safety on the by-God nashunal championship team.
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Re: Ummm is this SOP?
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2011, 10:59:44 PM »
I'm just gonna go on record in saying that is it was Sweets, I wouldn't have to beg for shit. You're a free women Sweets. As for Barron though, fuck you bammer I aint beggin fo shiat! You're going to jail McNurra.
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Re: Ummm is this SOP?
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2011, 06:47:49 AM »
Hmmm...interesting, Mark Barron signed his LOI, Feb. 2008.  He's driving an '08 Chrysler 300.  Move along, nothing to see here...
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Re: Ummm is this SOP?
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2011, 08:53:25 AM »
Hmmm...interesting, Mark Barron signed his LOI, Feb. 2008.  He's driving an '08 Chrysler 300.  Move along, nothing to see here...

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Re: Ummm is this SOP?
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2011, 09:01:39 AM »
Hmmm...interesting, Mark Barron signed his LOI, Feb. 2008.  He's driving an '08 Chrysler 300.  Move along, nothing to see here...
I wonder if his momma is driving an '08 Cadillac also? 
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Re: Ummm is this SOP?
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2011, 09:04:22 AM »
I wonder if his momma is driving an '08 Cadillac also?

No.  His momma has the 2008 Lowe's kitchen renovation.  She paid for it with her bonus from her babysitting job.

It's actually his dad who is no where to be found. 
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Re: Ummm is this SOP?
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2011, 09:18:42 AM »
No.  His momma has the 2008 Lowe's kitchen renovation.  She paid for it with her bonus from her babysitting job.

It's actually his dad who is no where to be found.
He's probably working for a law firm in the Gadsden area.
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Re: Ummm is this SOP?
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2011, 09:45:12 AM »
No.  His momma has the 2008 Lowe's kitchen renovation.  She paid for it with her bonus from her babysitting job.

It's actually his dad who is no where to be found.

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Re: Ummm is this SOP?
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2011, 09:57:56 AM »
Hmmm...interesting, Mark Barron signed his LOI, Feb. 2008.  He's driving an '08 Chrysler 300.  Move along, nothing to see here...
I'm gonna say well done Mr. Barron on this one. He must have smelled the potential for worse coming to remain mute at everyone's insistence. Live for another day, chalk this up as a learning experience and find a new designated driver. This guy knows defense.

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Re: Ummm is this SOP?
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2011, 10:01:23 AM »
I'm gonna say well done Mr. Barron on this one. He must have smelled the potential for worse coming to remain mute at everyone's insistence. Live for another day, chalk this up as a learning experience and find a new designated driver. This guy knows defense.

Designated driver?  Dakota's available.
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Re: Ummm is this SOP?
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2011, 10:03:18 AM »
Designated driver?  Dakota's available.

Yeah, I'm not sure that worked out so well the first go-around.
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Re: Ummm is this SOP?
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2011, 10:04:27 AM »
:move:
Was that the "tried really hard to cover it up, but in the end the player was too stupid to follow 'the process' and so ultimately he had to be the arresting" officer?
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Re: Ummm is this SOP?
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2011, 10:56:36 AM »
Perhaps he had Saban on one shoulder and the Leprechaun on the other. He couldn't have been far away from the area famous for such sightings. Maybe there never really was a choice in his mind is all I'm sayin'.
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Re: Ummm is this SOP?
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2011, 12:01:11 PM »
Perhaps he had Saban on one shoulder and the Leprechaun on the other. He couldn't have been far away from the area famous for such sightings. Maybe there never really was a choice in his mind is all I'm sayin'.
Coulda been a crack head that got ahold of the wrong stuff.
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Re: Ummm is this SOP?
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2011, 01:00:54 PM »
Coulda been a crack head that got ahold of the wrong stuff.
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