Greg McElroy drives around in a 60k Range Rover and wears a smoking jacket.
As long as the "get by" car isn't used as the "get a way" car, things should be fine.
A way for what? Oh wait...
It's okay, a get away car is never necessary when at Alabama. We all know most have left the scene in this type of car before even getting to the get away car... Shoot, they've even been so kind as to replace windshields in some of them.
Our criminals are better than your criminals.
I call bullshit.Cop cars in Tuscaloosa look like this (Seriously, this is not a photoshop, this is a picture I took myself with my digital camera).
Didn't Prowler have a pic like this in his avatar years ago? Might have been at Ghey Nation.
1. 7-17-07 Alabama player Brandon Deaderick charged with criminalmischief, resisting arrest and giving police a false name.2. 7-17-07 Alabama football player Brandon Fanney, 21, was brought tothe Tuscaloosa County Jail and charged with disorderly conduct.3. 7-17-07 Alabama player Roy Upchurch was also arrested in front of“The Legacy,†a bar along the Strip.4. (10-21-07) Alabama football player Antoine Caldwell charged withimproprieties in the way athletes received textbooks. 6-12-09 The NCAAplaced Alabama's football program and 15 other of the school'sathletic teams on three years' probation for major violations due tomisuse of free textbooks, stripping the Crimson Tide of 21 footballwins over a three-year period.5. (10-21-07) Alabama football player Glen Coffee charged with majorviolations of its textbook disbursement policy.3-6-09 The NCAA letter, dated May 19, 2008, said the allegationsagainst Alabama were potentially major violations, including allowingathletes to improperly receive textbooks and other supplies, failureto monitor textbook distribution and to provide adequate education onthe rules to athletes and employees at the university bookstore.6-12-09 The NCAA placed Alabama's football program and 15 other of theschool's athletic teams on three years' probation for major violationsdue to misuse of free textbooks, stripping the Crimson Tide of 21football wins over a three-year period.10-3-09 NCAA calls Alabama “a school with extensive recent history ofinfractions cases unmatched by any other member institution in theNCAA,"5. (10-21-07) Alabama football player Glen Coffee charged with majorviolations of its textbook disbursement policy.3-6-09 The NCAA letter, dated May 19, 2008, said the allegationsagainst Alabama were potentially major violations, including allowingathletes to improperly receive textbooks and other supplies, failureto monitor textbook distribution and to provide adequate education onthe rules to athletes and employees at the university bookstore.6-12-09 The NCAA placed Alabama's football program and 15 other of theschool's athletic teams on three years' probation for major violationsdue to misuse of free textbooks, stripping the Crimson Tide of 21football wins over a three-year period.10-3-09 NCAA calls Alabama “a school with extensive recent history ofinfractions cases unmatched by any other member institution in theNCAA,"11. (2-23-08) Alabama safety Rashad Johnson was charged withdisorderly conduct for allegedly knocking a security guard down at anoff-campus bar.10. 2008 bammer players problems continues 2-18-08 University ofAlabama football player Jeremy Elder, was arrested Sunday on twocounts on first-degree robbery, Elder point a gun at two Alabamastudents in the incident that led to his arrest, police said.Elder, a freshman from College Park, Ga., is being held in theTuscaloosa County Sheriff's Department jail on $120,000 bond.UA police shed more light on the incident in an advisory posted on itsWeb site. UA spokeswoman Cathy Andreen confirmed that Elder was thesuspect arrested in the case.Two male UA students reported they were approached by an unknown malein a parking lot about 11 p.m. Saturday night. The male presented agun and took cash from one of the students. There were no injuries.On Sunday, UA police investigators arrested Elder.Alabama coach Nick Saban has not commented on Elder's arrest.TO BE CONTINUED @ 4:30CT: Another bammer player arrested just 5 days later.12. (2-26-08) Alabama linebacker Prince Hall has been suspended fromthe football team indefinitely, by sabear today.13. (6-4-08) Alabama linebacker Jimmy Johns has been arrested chargedwith selling cocaine and possessing ecstasy pills on campus.Alabama linebacker Jimmy Johns was arrested on felony drug chargesTuesday and kicked off the team, the latest in a string ofoff-the-field problems for coach Nick Saban's squad.Johns, who moved to defense for his senior year after playing runningback and receiver in 2007, was "pretty wide open" selling cocaine tostudents on and around the University of Alabama campus but tried tohide what he was doing from teammates, police said."He didn't want them to know he was involved in it," said Capt. JeffSnyder of the West Alabama Narcotics Task Force.Records did not indicate whether Johns had hired a lawyer. He was heldat the metro jail with bond set at $120,000.Saban dismissed Johns from the team almost immediately."This type of behavior obviously will not be tolerated and he is nolonger a part of our program," he said in a brief statement.Alabama players have been involved in a series of arrests andoff-the-field suspensions, with Saban acknowledging the need forbetter discipline and judgment earlier this year after two playerswere arrested within days of each other."I've said enough is enough and we're trying to fix it," Saban said in February.About two months later, Snyder said, police began getting tips thatJohns was involved in drug sales. Alabama was conducting springfootball practice around the same time.Undercover officers purchased cocaine from Johns five times in thelast 1½ weeks, Snyder said, and they arrested him at a gas stationnear his off-campus apartment, where he lived alone.Authorities who searched the apartment found about 10 grams of cocaineand ecstasy pills. Johns was charged with distributing cocaine andpossessing the pills, Snyder said.Snyder said Johns didn't use his status as a football player tosolicit business, but being a member of the Crimson Tide didn't hurt,either."He was popular. A lot of people knew him," he said.Snyder said officers purchased drugs twice from Johns at the player'sapartment, once near campus and twice at the university. He declinedcomment on whether officers obtained drugs in the Alabama footballcomplex. But he said there was no indication other players wereinvolved.14.(12-28-08) Alabama tackle Andre Smith has been suspended forimproper dealings with an agent.Sources told ESPN.com that Smith's suspension was related to improperdealings with an agent. Saban's statement on the matter said only thatit was due to violation of team rules and policies.15.(12-28-08) Alabama tackle Andre Smith has been suspended forimproper dealings with an agent.Sources told ESPN.com that Smith's suspension was related to improperdealings with an agent. Saban's statement on the matter said only thatit was due to violation of team rules and policies.2009.....16. (2-20-09) Alabama appears before NCAA Committee on Infraction.17. 3-6-09 the cheatin'lying' bammers keep NCAA letter hidden for 8months 3-6-09 The NCAA letter, dated May 19, 2008, said theallegations against Alabama were potentially major violations,including allowing athletes to improperly receive textbooks and othersupplies, failure to monitor textbook distribution and to provideadequate education on the rules to athletes and employees at theuniversity bookstore.18. free fish, free boating for more high profile bammer playersSpring ’09: Alabama players Julio Jones & Mark Ingram thestudent-athlete received free food lodging, transportation andentertainment from an male friend.In less than 5 months two of Alabama's big name recruits and players(Andre Smith & Julio Jones) have broken NCAA rules.You can beat if there's a NCAA rule to be broke, a bammers is somewhere near by.19. (6-12-09) The NCAA placed Alabama's football program and 15 otherof the school's athletic teams on three years' probation for majorviolations due to misuse of free textbooks, stripping the Crimson Tideof 21 football wins over a three-year period.20. (6-13-09) Two former bama players Zach Schreiber and Jeffrey Dukesboth previously unnamed players called †intentional wrongdoers," inthe cash for textbook case are revealed.There are now 7 bama football players involved in bama's unique cashfor textbook system.21. (8-20-09) Alabama linebacker Courtney Upshaw arrested and chargedwith domestic violence/harrassment.22. (9-2-09) FREE LAPTOP: Alabama LB Jerrell Harris receives laptopcomputer (a impermissible benefit for another bammer player MarkIngram Julio Jones and now Jerrell Harris) Harris was not able toproduce a receipt for the laptop.23. (10-3-09) NCAA "calls out" bammer footballculture NCAA calls out bammer describes them as having an * "abysmal"history of infractions.
* “a school with extensive recent history ofinfractions cases unmatched by any other member institution in theNCAA."24. Mark Barron getting arrested for lying to police.
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