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Re: Honeymoon? It's over.
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2011, 01:21:44 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 15, 2011, 01:09:01 PM

How many points is a kicked touchdown worth?

I was eating trail mix when I read that and sucked a peanut down my windpipe and then it got lodged trying to shoot out my nose.

So, good job, you nearly killed me.
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Re: Honeymoon? It's over.
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2011, 01:37:15 PM »
It was most exhilirating.  The Giants of New York bested the Packers of Green Bay by kicking an oblong object through a big H.
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Re: Honeymoon? It's over.
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2011, 01:40:03 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 15, 2011, 01:37:15 PM
It was most exhilirating.  The Giants of New York bested the Packers of Green Bay by kicking an oblong object through a big H.

If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Honeymoon? It's over.
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2011, 01:42:41 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 15, 2011, 01:40:03 PM
If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.

I started out mopping floors just like you guys.  Now I'm washing lettuce...
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2011, 01:48:35 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 15, 2011, 01:42:41 PM
I started out mopping floors just like you guys.  Now I'm washing lettuce...

Pretty soon I'll be up to fries and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Honeymoon? It's over.
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2011, 01:56:15 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 15, 2011, 12:50:02 PM
Just like yesterday...a caller to PF from Ohio made the statement that "Well, Cam Newton was an anomoly.  He was a one man show."

It's funny how all these fans of other teams, especially rival teams, seem to be admitting to the fact that their awesomely, outstanding, unbelievable teams....got beat...by one man....all by his lonesome.  He single-handedly snapped the ball to himself, blocked for himself, threw a post pattern to himself and kicked the touchdown.  Then he kicked off to the other team , made the tackle and put a 3 and out on dat ass all by himself. 

Plus, he called all the plays from the sidelines and made 30 calls to recruits every quarter during the games. 
Mutha Fuckin Icon....or Greek God(s).
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Re: Honeymoon? It's over.
« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2011, 02:03:23 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on March 15, 2011, 01:21:44 PM
I was eating trail mix when I read that and sucked a peanut down my windpipe and then it got lodged trying to shoot out my nose.

So, good job, you nearly killed me.



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Re: Honeymoon? It's over.
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2011, 02:06:13 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on March 15, 2011, 01:56:15 PM
Mutha Fuckin Icon....or Greek God(s).

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« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2011, 02:17:19 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on March 15, 2011, 01:56:15 PM
Mutha Fuckin Icon....or Greek God(s).
Just wondering...

any truth to the rumor of plans for a father and son statue of Cecil and Cam to be erected at the entrance of the Georgia Dome?

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Re: Honeymoon? It's over.
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2011, 03:05:56 PM »
Quote from: jmar on March 15, 2011, 02:17:19 PM
Just wondering...

any truth to the rumor of plans for a father and son statue of Cecil and Cam to be erected at the entrance of the Georgia Dome?

Who said anything about erections? Why must you guys always have your gay hijacks?
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Re: Honeymoon? It's over.
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2011, 03:18:05 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on March 15, 2011, 03:05:56 PM
Who said anything about erections? Why must you guys always have your gay hijacks?
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erecting: the act of building or putting up

I understand there could be a growing concern for the word erection and it's usage.
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Re: Honeymoon? It's over.
« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2011, 03:21:39 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on March 15, 2011, 09:31:07 AM
How are they an exception? (see bold)

Yeah, Vandy doesn't win too often in football so point taken there, though they go through spurts where they are not the bottom hugger. The do okay in baseball and basketball though, so that it was I said they were the exception.
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Re: Honeymoon? It's over.
« Reply #32 on: March 15, 2011, 03:33:06 PM »
Quote from: Ranger12 on March 15, 2011, 03:21:39 PM
Yeah, Vandy doesn't win too often in football so point taken there, though they go through spurts where they are not the bottom hugger. The do okay in baseball and basketball though, so that it was I said they were the exception.
And to think this all began with some good intentions and a bag of trail mix.
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Re: Honeymoon? It's over.
« Reply #33 on: March 15, 2011, 03:53:53 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 15, 2011, 12:50:02 PM
Just like yesterday...a caller to PF from Ohio made the statement that "Well, Cam Newton was an anomoly.  He was a one man show."

It's funny how all these fans of other teams, especially rival teams, seem to be admitting to the fact that their awesomely, outstanding, unbelievable teams....got beat...by one man....all by his lonesome.  He single-handedly snapped the ball to himself, blocked for himself, threw a post pattern to himself and kicked the touchdown.  Then he kicked off to the other team , made the tackle and put a 3 and out on dat ass all by himself. 

Plus, he called all the plays from the sidelines and made 30 calls to recruits every quarter during the games.

He looked pretty normal in the MNC.  It's a good thing we cheated to get Michael Dyer as well.
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Re: Honeymoon? It's over.
« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2011, 03:57:36 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on March 15, 2011, 03:53:53 PM
He looked pretty normal in the MNC.  It's a good thing we cheated to get Michael Dyer as well.


Yep, that whole Arkansas $$$ connection thing has kicked ass for us.  Dyer, Ziemba, Burns, Mosely....wait....
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Re: Honeymoon? It's over.
« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2011, 04:13:15 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 15, 2011, 03:57:36 PM

Yep, that whole Arkansas $$$ connection thing has kicked ass for us.  Dyer, Ziemba, Burns, Mosely....wait....
Did we purchase a warranty by any chance?
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