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Re: Not so good news
« Reply #80 on: March 11, 2011, 04:31:19 PM »
I love the taste of dick.
As expected.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #81 on: March 11, 2011, 04:32:42 PM »
The is exactly what I expect from Auburn players. Thug, classless buttholes. It is a perfect representation of all that you are, AU.

It's like I was telling my friend from out of town this morning, after I heard the news. It is so tough living around Auburn fans not knowing when a gun will be pulled on me with the hope of stealing my stuff.

I try to tell people this isn't how the state is, but he just shakes his head and says yes it is.

I am ashamed to be from this state sometimes with how you represent Alabama as a whole.

Not so fast El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!

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Re: Not so good news
« Reply #82 on: March 11, 2011, 04:42:14 PM »
Not so fast El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!

Too late!
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Re: Not so good news
« Reply #83 on: March 11, 2011, 04:44:18 PM »
The is exactly what I expect from Auburn players. Thug, classless assholes. It is a perfect representation of all that you are, AU.

It's like I was telling my friend from out of town this morning, after I heard the news. It is so tough living around Auburn fans not knowing when a gun will be pulled on me with the hope of stealing my stuff.

I try to tell people this isn't how the state is, but he just shakes his head and says yes it is.

I am ashamed to be from this state sometimes with how you represent Alabama as a whole.

Say Hi to Brandon Deadrick and Courtney Upshaw and Jimmy Johns for me, cocksucker.

Oh...and don't let me forget....

Harvey Updyke - Arrested for using a deadly herbicide on Auburn's Historic Toomer's Oaks.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/02/17/alabama.auburn.trees/index.html?hpt=T2

Eric Easley - Arrested for raping a Mini-horse
http://blog.al.com/live/2010/11/wilmer_man_charged_with_sexual.html
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001388604737
Likes>Other>Paul "Bear" Bryant

Joey Barrett, Jr - Stabs five Auburn students before Iron Bowl.
http://www.al.com/news/press-register/index.ssf?/base/news/121810052579450.xml&coll=3

Curtis Sims - Pushes USC fan in front of truck during a fight after a football game, killing him.
http://www2.wspa.com/news/2010/oct/20/2/man-fight-dies-after-usc-alabama-game-ar-947507/

Michael W Williams - Murders a man and woman over an argument about a Alabama vs LSU Football game.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,449326,00.html
 
Joseph Alan Logan - A Pinson man was charged with attempted murder for holding a gun to his son's head and pulling the trigger in the midst of a tantrum after Alabama's double overtime loss to Arkansas Saturday.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=1626939

Michael Kahlolokula - Runs over an Ole Miss Fan with his car, killing him, and flees the scene of the accident
http://www.wmctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=13356021

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Re: Not so good news
« Reply #84 on: March 11, 2011, 05:11:59 PM »
Which is why I give simp such a hard time.

Scoobifying our battle cry?  Really?

Go smoke you a joint or something.
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Re: Not so good news
« Reply #85 on: March 11, 2011, 05:15:32 PM »
Which is why I give simp such a hard time.

Scoobifying our battle cry?  Really?

Daphne is hot as hell.  Do you think Freddy ever tapped that or is that scarf he wears a dead give away that he likes teh cox?
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Re: Not so good news
« Reply #86 on: March 11, 2011, 05:29:42 PM »
The is exactly what I expect from Auburn players. Thug, classless assholes. It is a perfect representation of all that you are, AU.

It's like I was telling my friend from out of town this morning, after I heard the news. It is so tough living around Auburn fans not knowing when a gun will be pulled on me with the hope of stealing my stuff.

I try to tell people this isn't how the state is, but he just shakes his head and says yes it is.

I am ashamed to be from this state sometimes with how you represent Alabama as a whole.

You white, you Ben Affleck.
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Re: Not so good news
« Reply #87 on: March 11, 2011, 05:39:05 PM »
You white, you Ben Affleck.
I like Boobies.
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Re: Not so good news
« Reply #88 on: March 11, 2011, 05:47:11 PM »
Go smoke you a joint or something.

Would if I could.  Thank you for changing it.

Daphne is hot as hell.  Do you think Freddy ever tapped that or is that scarf he wears a dead give away that he likes teh cox?

The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief. 
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Re: Not so good news
« Reply #89 on: March 11, 2011, 06:30:13 PM »


The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief.

It's called an ascot.. hello...

McGinger has one.  I guess that makes Ingram Scooby Doo.   And Julio the ugly ass monster they run away from.  I wish they could peel that fucking ghoulish face off him and reveal the local banker or something. He's an ugly mother fucker. 
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Re: Not so good news
« Reply #90 on: March 11, 2011, 06:43:29 PM »
It's called an ascot

Tell it to Kevin Smith.
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Re: Not so good news
« Reply #91 on: March 11, 2011, 09:23:37 PM »
Can we find a way to blame Tuberville for this?
Sr. Mike McNeil - recruited by Coach Tuberville.  Thanks coach.
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Re: Not so good news
« Reply #92 on: March 11, 2011, 09:24:53 PM »
Sr. Mike McNeil - recruited by Coach Tuberville.  Thanks coach.

Pathetic hustle. 

Bad as the bama rubes blaming Brother Chette. 
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Re: Not so good news
« Reply #93 on: March 11, 2011, 09:26:40 PM »
Pathetic hustle. 

Bad as the bama rubes blaming Brother Chette.

Actually, Bama rubes blame Shula for the loss to Florida in 2008. And the one to Utah in the Sugar Bowl.  :bar:
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Re: Not so good news
« Reply #94 on: March 11, 2011, 09:41:36 PM »
Pathetic hustle. 

Bad as the bama rubes blaming Brother Chette. 
I'm sure they'll try to tie Bro. Chette to this as well.
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"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Not so good news
« Reply #95 on: March 11, 2011, 09:48:06 PM »
I'm sure they'll try to tie Bro. Chette to this as well.

Already have, warrior.  Already have.
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Re: Not so good news
« Reply #96 on: March 11, 2011, 10:21:35 PM »
Already have, warrior.  Already have.
LMAO!!!  It's like you can think up the most ridiculous, assinine thought, that would be considered a negative towards Auburn, and the bammers already have a handful of retards putting together something to make that thought into a story..."Imagine This, Volumes VI-IX".
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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« Reply #97 on: March 11, 2011, 10:24:38 PM »
I'm sure they'll try to tie Bro. Chette to this as well.

Shane from Centerpoint today basically tied it all to everything you can imagine...its systemic, the reason Rocker left, global warming, AIDS...It was anything but just four knuckleheads acting the fool.
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« Reply #98 on: March 11, 2011, 10:43:52 PM »
Shane from Centerpoint today basically tied it all to everything you can imagine...its systemic, the reason Rocker left, global warming, AIDS...It was anything but just four knuckleheads acting the fool.
I'm sure Shithead from Centerpoint, Scotty, Gayer Evans, Jay Barker Evans, Pete Thamel, William Berger, bamaBlair, Evan Woodbammer, Andrew Bone, Izzy Gould, & Cecil Butthurt are getting the stories collaborated for their LittleBrotherSyndrome.com website.
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Not so good news
« Reply #99 on: March 12, 2011, 12:47:23 AM »
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