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SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha

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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out...
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2011, 02:44:10 PM »
I didn't compare it to Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage or Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage.  Just asking, given that I had never heard of it before.

Oh, you didn't bother me.  We just have (or is it had) a recent graduate of said school among us.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out...
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2011, 02:45:09 PM »
I've heard Elmore, Montgomery, and Autauga County referred to as the tri-county area since I was born.
Yup.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out...
« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2011, 02:45:34 PM »
Oh, you didn't bother me.  We just have (or is it had) a recent graduate of said school among us.
And two older alumni, JR and Snaggle.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out...
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2011, 02:50:49 PM »
Jones.  Night school when I started.  By the time I finished, they were trying to get all accredidatedified.  No difference in education but the tuition went from $175.00 per semester hour when I started...to over $400.00 per by the time I finished.  They got sanctified and certified the year after I left.  Did me no good.  Screw em'.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out...
« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2011, 02:52:59 PM »
I thought Bob Jones university was a bible college and goes by the initials BJU.
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« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2011, 02:57:36 PM »
Jones.  Night school when I started.  By the time I finished, they were trying to get all accredidatedified.  No difference in education but the tuition went from $175.00 per semester hour when I started...to over $400.00 per by the time I finished.  They got sanctified and certified the year after I left.  Did me no good.  Screw em'.

Fuckers tried to hold me to their new attendance policies in my final semester.  I throw all their letters begging for money in the trash.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out...
« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2011, 02:58:10 PM »
I thought Bob Jones university was a bible college and goes by the initials BJU.

Many many moons ago, when I lived in Monkeytown, the Montgomery Academy used to have a Christmas basketball tourney and a regular participant was from just south of teh gumps on 331.  Snow Hill Institute of Technology.  Their shorts had the SHI down the side but the T was cut out.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out...
« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2011, 02:59:22 PM »
Fuckers tried to hold me to their new attendance policies in my final semester.  I throw all their letters begging for money in the trash.

Ditto.  They banned shorts and actually started keeping roll.  Damn, no more cutting Eidsmoe's Con Law class and going over to Fox & Hound
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out...
« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2011, 03:05:08 PM »
Ditto.  They banned shorts and actually started keeping roll.  Damn, no more cutting Eidsmoe's Con Law class and going over to Fox & Hound

F & H got some of my money too.  Eidsmoe rocked!  LOL
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out...
« Reply #29 on: February 22, 2011, 03:14:15 PM »
Jones.  Night school when I started.  By the time I finished, they were trying to get all accredidatedified.  No difference in education but the tuition went from $175.00 per semester hour when I started...to over $400.00 per by the time I finished.  They got sanctified and certified the year after I left.  Did me no good.  Screw em'.
It's good to see you guys didn't pay $4,789,231 to go to law school at Cumberland, like I did... FML.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out...
« Reply #30 on: February 22, 2011, 03:17:18 PM »
It's good to see you guys didn't pay $4,789,231 to go to law school at Cumberland, like I did... FML.

When I was fresh out of Auburn in Aerospace a guy who just graduated from Embry Riddle in Daytona sat across the hall from me at Lockheed.  He loved to tell about his superior Aeronautical degree because it came from an all Aero school.  I told him, "Wow!  You must have gotten a much better job than I did!"  He didn't really get mad until I asked him how much his student loan payments were.  That was good times.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out...
« Reply #31 on: February 22, 2011, 03:19:47 PM »
When I was fresh out of Auburn in Aerospace a guy who just graduated from Embry Riddle in Daytona...

When I was finished my contract at UVa, the two schools I was proposed at were Maryland (where I ended up) and Embry Riddle.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out...
« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2011, 03:24:10 PM »
When I was finished my contract at UVa, the two schools I was proposed at were Maryland (where I ended up) and Embry Riddle.

Every person who ever spent time on a military base at least contemplated Embry.  I think they have a branch on every military base on US soil.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out...
« Reply #33 on: February 22, 2011, 03:35:42 PM »
Every person who ever spent time on a military base at least contemplated Embry.  I think they have a branch on every military base on US soil.

i considered embry but fuck was it expensive.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out...
« Reply #34 on: February 22, 2011, 03:36:29 PM »
F & H got some of my money too.  Eidsmoe rocked!  LOL

Eidsmoe was funny as hell.  One of the most brilliant Con Law minds out there but really didn't give a rat's tuckus whether you were there, paying attention, taking notes, sleeping, farting... He was just going to stand up there and do his thing.  In the first year, it was call roll and 37 people promptly got up and walked out.  He just kept right on preachin'.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out...
« Reply #35 on: February 22, 2011, 03:42:37 PM »
Ol' Jerry wants out too.

Next...
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out...
« Reply #36 on: February 22, 2011, 03:46:21 PM »
Ol' Jerry wants out too.

Next...

This is getting comical.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out...
« Reply #37 on: February 22, 2011, 03:48:35 PM »
Eidsmoe was funny as hell.  One of the most brilliant Con Law minds out there but really didn't give a rat's tuckus whether you were there, paying attention, taking notes, sleeping, farting... He was just going to stand up there and do his thing.  In the first year, it was call roll and 37 people promptly got up and walked out.  He just kept right on preachin'.

Yep.  Col. Fowler was my fave.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #38 on: February 22, 2011, 04:05:31 PM »
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MONTGOMERY, AL (WSFA) - The petitions for recusal continue in the Auburn tree poisoning case.

Just a few hours after the court appointed a third attorney to represent Harvey Updyke, the man accused of poisoning Auburn University's famed Toomer's Corner oak trees, another attorney has request to be dismissed from the case.

The first two attorneys sought release from the case citing conflicts of interest.

Lawyer number three, Jerry M. Blevins, an "irreconcilable conflict" as his basis for dismissal from the case, but specifics surrounding the petition have not been released.

Harvey Updyke's preliminary hearing is set for Wednesday, March 2 at the Lee County Justice Center.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #39 on: February 22, 2011, 04:08:59 PM »
Jerry Blevins : Mr. Updyke, I'm Jerry Blevins, your court appointed attorney.

Harvey Updyke : Fuck yo mama!

Jerry Blevins : Thank you very much.
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