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SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha

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« Reply #40 on: February 22, 2011, 04:29:11 PM »
Yep.  Col. Fowler was my fave.

No doubt.  True story here (Unlike all the others I tell) my last semester up there, I took a Federal Evidence class as an elective under Fowler (Gun toting ex-POW by the way) and he spent the first part of every class bringing in former students to talk to us about preparing for the Bar and starting up in practice etc.  Great stuff, but one night he brings in this one former student to talk to us.  This guy is black.  Colonel Fowler is introducing him and singing his praises and then blurts out, "Grew up right here in Monkeytown". 

My buddy and I could not stop laughing as we kept waiting for the guy to go..."And every day, I would take that study guide for Contract Law and...BITCH, DID YOU SAY MONKEYTOWN???"   
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #41 on: February 22, 2011, 04:49:28 PM »
Attorney #4 is supposedly going to be on Finebaum this afternoon... per TWER.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #42 on: February 22, 2011, 04:54:24 PM »
http://www.threattlaw.com/

That's #4 according to Finebaum.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #43 on: February 22, 2011, 04:55:16 PM »
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #44 on: February 22, 2011, 04:55:34 PM »
I'm wondering if we can make it to double digits by the end of the week. This guy might end up having to represent himself.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #45 on: February 22, 2011, 05:00:25 PM »
Apparently, this is the guy that defended Larry Langford.

This guy has zero shame.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #46 on: February 22, 2011, 05:03:13 PM »
This guy has zero shame.

Must......not.......make.......lawyer.......joke......
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #47 on: February 22, 2011, 05:04:17 PM »
Must......not.......make.......lawyer.......joke......

They are watching you.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #48 on: February 22, 2011, 05:06:52 PM »
Hey all you esquires out there... can they MAKE this guy have an attorney?  What if he tells this one to fuck off too?  Can the court order him to accept appointed counsel?  I know he has the right to defend himself, to act as his own attorney, but still... as redneck as this guy is, I am not sure this attorney will work out well either.

On the other hand, if he represented Langford, he obviously will put up with a lot in order to get the publicity.


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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #49 on: February 22, 2011, 05:09:14 PM »
Apparently, this is the guy that defended Larry Langford.

This guy has zero shame.
How did that go for Larry Lank Lank?
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #50 on: February 22, 2011, 05:12:42 PM »
Must......not.......make.......lawyer.......joke......

That's right...do it.  You know you want to.

I gots sumpn' fo yo ayuss too
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #51 on: February 22, 2011, 05:16:54 PM »
How did that go for Larry Lank Lank?

Larry says, DON'T DO IT!

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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #52 on: February 22, 2011, 05:19:09 PM »
Threatt is the type guy to do this for the publicity.  He sought Updyke out. 
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #53 on: February 22, 2011, 05:27:55 PM »

More digging reveals this....thats not right.

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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #54 on: February 22, 2011, 05:29:43 PM »
You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you. to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on?
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #55 on: February 22, 2011, 07:16:45 PM »
Threatt is the type guy to do this for the publicity.  He sought Updyke out.
True, I will say it.  Total tool.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #56 on: February 22, 2011, 07:25:14 PM »
You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you. to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on?

I've been drinking caffè lattes since the fifth grade and I haven't looked back.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #57 on: February 22, 2011, 07:27:57 PM »
True, I will say it.  Total tool.

Im betting he took it for the face time, and potential 1983 action
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #58 on: February 22, 2011, 07:36:08 PM »
Yall leave my boy Larry alone.
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Re: SECOND Updyke attorney wants out... Make that THIRD... haha
« Reply #59 on: February 22, 2011, 08:21:42 PM »
Im betting he took it for the face time, and potential 1983 action
Of course.
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