A List of "Isolated Incidents"

[Josh007]

With this bunch,"glory holes" probably works better...

Haha...more than likely. 

[War Eagle!!!]

[Tiger Wench]

Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 21, 2011, 05:17:01 PM
With this bunch,"glory holes" probably works better...

Haha...more than likely. 

Who the hell are you, n00b?  Have we met?  If not, don't be quotin' from way the fuck back last year like we friends or something.  You gotta earn some respect up in here. 

[The Prowler]

And???

[War Eagle!!!]

And???

And what?

[The Prowler]

And what?

Who is the picture of, what did he do, why is the picture sideways, etc, etc.?

[Godfather]

Who is the picture of, what did he do, why is the picture sideways, etc, etc.?

It's not sideways, his head is really like that.

[Snaggletiger]

IIIIII'mm the man, in the box

[War Eagle!!!]

Who is the picture of, what did he do, why is the picture sideways, etc, etc.?

Tyler Youngblood
He got arrested for DWI
Because that is how it was posted online
I posted here because this is a thread about people being dumb asses that are either wearing Alabama gear or have stupid ass Alabama tattoos.
This guy got arrested and has a script "A" on his face.

I am not sure what other ect ect you are looking for, but if you would like to ask anything else, I am here to help.

Oh yeah...

You're a dumb ass...

[Pell City Tiger]

It's not sideways, his head is really like that.

Those who know him best call him a crooked motherfucker.

[The Prowler]

Tyler Youngblood
He got arrested for DUI

This is how you do it...need anymore help? I'll leave you with this, to help you...

Knot Tying by Betty Jones
Knotting is easy, it's kind of teasy. You start by taking each end, Then cross one over and send it through. Pull it tightly- that will do! One more time the other way. Now you have a knot, okay?

Bow Tying by Betty Jones
I know how to make a bow! Take each end and make a bridge, Cross laces one over the other. Cross one over and under the other. Pull one lace over and under other. Once each is on the other side They can wave and say, "Hi, Brother!" Next to sister, loop-de-loo, Make loop with one lace. Round about, under, and all the way through. Other lace goes round and under first loop to form a second loop. Pull so carefully, as you know Pull second loop through carefully. Each loop-de-loo makes a lovely bow! Secure bow with a firm tug on both loops.

The Rabbit Ear Story
Once there was a rabbit who was very sad because his ears were so long and narrow that he stepped on them all the time. One day a fairy landed on the bunny's head. She lifted up the bunny's ears and crossed them over like an x. Then she put one ear through the bottom of the x and pulled. Next, she made each long ear into a loop and made another x like before. She put an ear under that x and pulled again. From then on the bunny remembered how to tie his ears into a bow, and he lived happily every after.

Tying Shoes
(Sung to Splish Splash I was taking a Bath) Criss Cross and go under the bridge Then you got to pull it tight. Make a loop but keep a long tail That is how to do it right Then you take the other string and you wrap it 'round the loop Pull it through the hole Now you got the scoop Criss Cross and go under the bridge (this is where you tie the loops together) Now you made a Double Knot!!

My ShoelaceBlues
I've tried and tried to tie you, shoe. I've never done it yet. A loop that flip-flops on the floor Is as close as I can get. I've practiced on spaghetti. I've practiced on the mop. I've practiced on my sister Until she made me stop. So here's the loop again, shoe. I'll hold it with my thumb. I'll wrap the other end around... And yank it into bows. It's done!

There you go, now you know how to tie your shoes...Substance.

[War Eagle!!!]

This is how you do it...need anymore help? I'll leave you with this, to help you...

There you go, now you know how to tie your shoes...Substance.

Or you scroll over to see the whole picture...

You're a dumb ass...

[The Prowler]

Or you scroll over to see the whole picture...

You're a dumb ass...

DUI not DWI. Who's dumb ass?  You are. 

[Tiger Wench]

DUI not DWI. Who's dumb ass?  You are. 

Familiar with the difference, are we?

Totally not surprised.

[The Prowler]

Familiar with the difference, are we?

Totally not surprised.

Nothing of substance...like always.

[AUChizad]

http://decatur.waff.com/news/crime/86881-man-accused-shoplifting-cologne-drug-possession

Man accused of shoplifting cologne, drug possession
Submitted by Mike Brown, WAFF 48 News Producer
Monday, December 3rd, 2012, 4:19pm
Topics: Crime, News


Man accused of shoplifting cologne, drug possessionDustin King (Decatur Police)

A Decatur man is in the city jail, charged with theft and drug possession.

Officers arrested Dustin Blake King in the parking lot outside Belk on Beltline Road Saturday afternoon. Police were called to the store after an employee claimed to have seen King shoplifting cologne bottles.

Officers found $500 worth of cologne, along with several narcotic pain pills in King's car.

He's being held in the Decatur City Jail on $5,000 bond.

[Snaggletiger]

Well just look at him.  He just wanted to smell good.  He doesn't have much else going for him.

[JR4AU]

He needs a lawyer that cares.

[AUownsU]

Well just look at him.  He just wanted to smell good.  He doesn't have much else going for him.

Motherfucker should've been shopping lifting some duct tape to pin those fucking ears back. Amasing part is that he didn't hear the person calling the cops.

[JR4AU]

Motherfucker should've been shopping lifting some duct tape to pin those fucking ears back. Amasing part is that he didn't hear the person calling the cops.

Needs to change the oil in that hair too.