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I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt

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I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« on: February 17, 2011, 08:02:32 PM »
« Last Edit: February 17, 2011, 08:12:38 PM by AUChizad »
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Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2011, 08:08:33 PM »
I don't see a shirt...
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Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2011, 08:09:19 PM »
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Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2011, 08:10:29 PM »
No shirt, No shoes, No Service.
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Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2011, 08:14:07 PM »
Posting from your phone in the checkout line, she is a motherfucker.

Link fixed.
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Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2011, 08:14:34 PM »
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Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2011, 11:35:31 PM »
I too shall stab
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Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2011, 11:58:01 PM »
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Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2011, 12:07:17 AM »
I personally think beating the said person with a piece of lumber would be more appropriate, and mo fun.
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Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2011, 09:05:05 AM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on February 18, 2011, 12:07:17 AM
I personally think beating the said person with a piece of lumber would be more appropriate, and mo fun.

Yellowwood?
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Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2011, 09:10:18 AM »
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Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2011, 09:21:54 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on February 18, 2011, 09:05:05 AM
Yellowwood?

As I was reigning blows across his head I asked him "Do you see the little yellow tag?  Well, then believe me...you don't want it."
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2011, 10:39:07 AM »
A bammer I work with is the kind that most people would look at and say "Surely, he's the classy type." He doesn't look like Harvey Updyke. He looks like Greg McElroy after the Iron Bowl when he was wearing a fucking smoking jacket and mock turtle-neck. Like the bad guy from an 80's movie like Ski School or Revenge of the Nerds.

I was walking behind him in the stairwell from the 4th to the 2nd floor today. He pulled up the image of this shirt from his phone that one of his buddies had obviously texted or emailed to him. He chuckled, and in that douchey aristocratic smug snarl, grumbled "That is hilaaaarious."

It took all of my bodily restraint not to kick him in the back of the head down the stairwell.

Fuck every bammer on earth today. You're all scum.
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Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2011, 10:53:19 AM »
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It took all of my bodily restraint not to kick him in the back of the head down the stairwell.

Fuck every bammer on earth today. You're all scum.



Fucking THIS

All that needs to be said.
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Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2011, 02:00:31 PM »
I'm low class and petty. 

Was at Target.  Saw a giant bama magnet on a car.  It's on the ground now with spit all over it.  Ooops. 
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Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2011, 02:28:53 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on February 18, 2011, 10:39:07 AM
A bammer I work with is the kind that most people would look at and say "Surely, he's the classy type." He doesn't look like Harvey Updyke. He looks like Greg McElroy after the Iron Bowl when he was wearing a fucking smoking jacket and mock turtle-neck. Like the bad guy from an 80's movie like Ski School or Revenge of the Nerds.

I was walking behind him in the stairwell from the 4th to the 2nd floor today. He pulled up the image of this shirt from his phone that one of his buddies had obviously texted or emailed to him. He chuckled, and in that douchey aristocratic smug snarl, grumbled "That is hilaaaarious."

It took all of my bodily restraint not to kick him in the back of the head down the stairwell.

Fuck every bammer on earth today. You're all scum.

Was it this guy?
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Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2011, 02:50:12 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on February 18, 2011, 02:00:31 PM
I'm low class and petty. 

Was at Target.  Saw a giant bama magnet on a car.  It's on the ground now with spit all over it.  Ooops.

Is this an admission of guilt?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2011, 02:55:41 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 18, 2011, 02:50:12 PM
Is this an admission of guilt?

Only if he calls in to Pawl Finebaum and says so.  War Damn Eagle
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« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2011, 08:41:14 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 18, 2011, 02:55:41 PM
Only if he calls in to Pawl Finebaum and says so.  War Damn Eagle
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« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2011, 01:22:59 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 18, 2011, 02:50:12 PM
Is this an admission of guilt?

No.  It's a confession of wishful thinking.  Target has video cameras all over the parking lot. 
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