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Arrest Made
« on: February 17, 2011, 09:56:13 AM »
Supposedly this dude.

Enjoy.

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Overall online profile name "bamabacker13"
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Arrest Made
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2011, 10:03:32 AM »
Please to be posting pic. We are blocked from teh bookface here.  Plus, there's supposed to be a press conference from AU at either 10:00 or 10:30.  Radio dude I just listened to wasn't sure of the time.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2011, 10:07:07 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2011, 10:08:49 AM »
Damn he's only 62. 

His life is over.  He may not face much jail time, but he's going to spend the rest of his years in misery unless he bolts for a different state. 
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Re: Arrest Made
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2011, 10:09:03 AM »
He has a friend named Bear Updyke

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Arrest Made
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2011, 10:14:28 AM »
Almorn???  WTF is an Almorn???

Wonder how he's enjoying the inside of a Lee County Jail.  AND, if he's put in with other inmates who just happen to have been told just why he's in there....
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Re: Arrest Made
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2011, 10:25:23 AM »
unless he bolts for a different state.

I think this goes beyond state lines? It was my understanding that this actually a Federal offense.
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Re: Arrest Made
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2011, 10:32:19 AM »
Name:
Harvey A Updyke

Age:
62
Date of Birth:
10/9/1948
Phone Number:
N/A

Most Recent Address:
259 Silver Hill Rd, Dadeville, AL 36853-4656

Email:
Found!

Criminal Records:
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2011, 10:41:21 AM »
http://wareagleextra.blogspot.com/2011/02/arrest-made-in-toomers-oak-poisonings.html

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Arrest made in Toomer's Oak poisonings

The Auburn police have made an arrest in the Toomer's Corner oak tree poisonings.

Harvey Almom Updyke, 62, of Silver Hill Road in Dadeville, Ala., was arrested and booked into the Lee County Justice Center early this morning, according to sheriff Jay Jones.

He is being held on $50,000 bond and has been charged with one felony count of criminal mischief. Updyke faces 1 to 10 years in prison if convicted.

Read the full Toomer's Corner story by the Ledger-Enquirer's Tim Chitwood here.
Posted by Andy Bitter at 9:32 AM

Read more: http://wareagleextra.blogspot.com/2011/02/arrest-made-in-toomers-oak-poisonings.html#ixzz1EEORs8t6


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Re: Arrest Made
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2011, 10:57:21 AM »
Yep...about what I expected. Typical sidewalk, pathetic bammer.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2011, 11:00:25 AM »
From his FB page

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Has worked at Retired Texas State Trooper
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« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2011, 11:16:28 AM »


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Al from Dadeville sporting the always prestigious Calvin pissing on Auburn shirt
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Re: Arrest Made
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2011, 11:18:34 AM »
He has Les Miles Hat-a-tosis
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Re: Arrest Made
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2011, 11:20:23 AM »
I didn't know Philip Seymour Hoffman was a bama fan.
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« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2011, 12:06:46 PM »
I hope that piece of shit gets anal tears from all the ass raping's.
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« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2011, 12:32:41 PM »
I hope that piece of shit gets anal tears from all the ass raping's.

I am thinking permanent colostomy bag because his rectum will be shredded.
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« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2011, 01:13:19 PM »
I am thinking permanent colostomy bag because his rectum will be shredded.
Rectum?
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« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2011, 01:17:21 PM »
I knew that stupid fucker used his real name, he goes by Al.  He's going to be frowning a whole hell of a lot more very soon.
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« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2011, 01:17:58 PM »
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

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"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs