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« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2011, 02:41:20 PM »
It's all ball bearings these days

I need a quart of Quaker State.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2011, 03:06:38 PM »
I need a quart of Quaker State.

Oh, you've remodeled the garage.
                 
Must have cost you hundreds
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« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2011, 03:12:05 PM »
You know, I came this close to buying this place, but then I found out that Hop-along Cassidy killed himself here.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2011, 03:14:11 PM »
Does this entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
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« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2011, 03:15:54 PM »
It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2011, 03:18:32 PM »
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Re: Cable-Less (Personal Opinion Post)
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2011, 03:33:32 PM »
......and we're back...
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Re: Cable-Less (Personal Opinion Post)
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2011, 03:34:31 PM »
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Re: Cable-Less (Personal Opinion Post)
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2011, 03:54:17 PM »
Carl is going to Kansas (speaking of Little House on the Prairie) for an entire week at the end of the month, and while he is gone, I doubt if the TV comes on more than an hour a day, if that.  I prefer peace and quiet - whereas he has the ^#%$* TV on if he is home.  Mindless, brainless channel surfing, just to have the noise.   I will read, surf the net, whatever, once the kids are in bed but he HAS to have that damn tv on - he always falls asleep with it on something stupid and I have to try and wrest the remote away from him without waking him up - and if I turn it off?  he wakes up and bitches because he was "watching that".  Not sure how he could hear it over the horrendous snores coming from his face, but whatever...

There are a few shows I watch - An Idiot Abroad, The Office, American Pickers, Pawn Stars, etc. - but we DVR them all, so we can skip commercials, and I would not just OMGDIE!!!1!!1! if I miss them.  I just can't stand live TV anymore - we will generally even pause football games and let them get about 15 minutes ahead so we can cut through the ENDLESS commercials, esp CBS games. And yeah, some of my stuff is brainless too, but I do NOT have to have it on 24-7 like he does.  If I lived alone, I would watch MAYBE 5-7 hours a week total, in the offseason.  (Football does not count, obviously.)  We also don't let the kids watch live TV - we DVR the few Disney shows we let them watch, plus Minute To Win It and Americas Funniest Home Videos - so NO COMMERCIALS.  It makes a HUGE difference when we go shopping - no whining for some piece of junk they saw on TV. 

So good for you guys, THS.  Carl could never do that, but I could.
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Re: Cable-Less (Personal Opinion Post)
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2011, 04:14:40 PM »
So you're saying that you and THS should be together?
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Re: Cable-Less (Personal Opinion Post)
« Reply #30 on: February 15, 2011, 04:15:08 PM »
Ok now that we heard from the woman back to our programming.


You'll be wearing rubber gloves.  Do you own rubber gloves?
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Re: Cable-Less (Personal Opinion Post)
« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2011, 04:22:59 PM »
I use my TV for porn and Call of Duty...and porn...and porn...and Dora the Explorer.
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Re: Cable-Less (Personal Opinion Post)
« Reply #33 on: February 15, 2011, 04:35:33 PM »
You forgot

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« Reply #34 on: February 15, 2011, 04:40:53 PM »
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Re: Cable-Less (Personal Opinion Post)
« Reply #35 on: February 15, 2011, 04:42:08 PM »
You forgot

Nice.  I had no idea who that little chubby chick even was.  My mom watched the show. I left the room when it came on. 

Nellie.  Not pictured.



 
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Re: Cable-Less (Personal Opinion Post)
« Reply #36 on: February 15, 2011, 04:45:14 PM »
Will you really have more time and money to attend Auburn games?  What'll it take you three days to get there and three more to get back?



obviously somebody with photoshop skillz could have made this classic.  AU logo on the wagon, JHS in the background...
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Re: Cable-Less (Personal Opinion Post)
« Reply #37 on: February 15, 2011, 04:45:50 PM »

Nellie.  Not pictured.


and she should have remained that way
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Re: Cable-Less (Personal Opinion Post)
« Reply #38 on: February 15, 2011, 04:51:23 PM »
Ok now that we heard from the woman back to our programming.


You'll be wearing rubber gloves.  Do you own rubber gloves?

I rent 'em. I have a lease with an option to buy.

Generally I expect my clients to provide their own.
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Re: Cable-Less (Personal Opinion Post)
« Reply #39 on: February 15, 2011, 05:19:53 PM »
You forgot



Are you showing "Carrie" the twins?...I've got nothing on mine screen but blank.
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