Love Gun?

[Buzz Killington]

http://blog.al.com/breaking/2011/02/alabama_sex_toy_shop_guns_for_toys.html#incart_hbx

Alabama sex toy shop to trade guns off streets for fun between sheets
Published: Monday, February 07, 2011, 11:48 AM     Updated: Monday, February 07, 2011, 12:14 PM

Sex toys for guns: Pleasures owner Sherri Williams poses in front of her wares at Pleasures sex toy shop in this file photo. Williams is running a "Toys for Guns" promotion just in time for Valentine's Day, allowing customers to trade their guns for toys in the shop. (The Huntsville Times/Robin Conn)

HUNTSVILLE, Alabama -- The same shop that made national headlines for opening America's first sex toy drive-thru is offering customers another tantalizing deal just in time for Valentine's Day: Trade your guns for "romance-inspiring gifts," aka vibrators and other intimate items.

The handguns for hand toys and other items offer is good Feb. 8 through 15 at Pleasures, located at 4008 University Drive in Huntsville. Owner Sherri Williams promises gifts equal to the value of the guns as determined by licensed gun dealer David Smith of Blue Steel Gun Works, who will be onsite from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. daily. Guns in any condition will be accepted.

The goal is 300 guns off the streets, at least for a little while. Williams said the offer is "my contribution to making love, not war here in Alabama, where guns are legal and adult toys are not." Williams has fought Alabama laws against sex toys with the help of the American Civil Liberties Union. She now has stores in Decatur and an old bank building on University Drive where employees offer drive-through service, including free condoms.

Willaims said any guns used in crimes will be turned over to police. The rest will be auctioned at MyPleasureStore.com, and Williams said a portion of the profits will go to victims of violent crimes in Alabama through the Alabama Crime Victims' Compensation Commission.

Pleasures also offers a free sexual health library, book signings, weekly seminars and workshops, free condoms, marriage counseling and therapy through its adjoining Intimacy Clinic.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

I have a couple of pistols.  But for what I paid for them I could buy a couple of cases of dildos.

Think I'll get flagged at work for browsing for firearms on a sex toy website?  I could become known as the horny hitman in the IT security department.

[CCTAU]

I like this idea. Instead of implying that all guns are bad, they give law-abiding citizens the chance to buy some of the legal firearms. I hate how the police take good guns and hide them or destroy them for no reason.

Anybody got a daddy or granddaddy in law enforcement that I can buy a few cheap used guns off of?