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Fuck this fuckin' war!!
« on: October 03, 2007, 12:15:40 PM »
GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear to god this war is fucking everything up. So I met this girl last week. She's hot, sweet, funny as hell and knows more about SEC football than any of you assholes combined... swear to god. She's a UF grad and she went to Houston with me Saturday to watch the Astros play and later that night we were at each other's throats over the AU-UF game. Now she's telling me she wants to get to "know me better" and she's going with me to my squadron's ball next week.

The best part is is that I deploy in one month. Beautiful. Just beautiful. Fucking Iraq... I swear to god. I knew this was going to fucking happen. Meet someone just in time to say "well, gotta go!" What the motherfuck?!?!? I really hate my life. Fuck this shit. I hope the fucking democrats win everything. This war is seriously fucking my personal life all to hell. GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2007, 01:22:39 PM »
U of F?????  You can do better.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fuck this fuckin' war!!
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2007, 01:58:15 PM »
Texas isn't exactly abundent with Auburn grads. I'm just glad she's an SEC girl... and not a bammer.
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2007, 02:13:47 PM »
Quote from: Stanley Applebaum on October 03, 2007, 01:58:15 PM
Texas isn't exactly abundent with Auburn grads. I'm just glad she's an SEC girl... and not a bammer.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2007, 02:45:12 PM »
We've only been seeing each other a week so the only pics I have so far. The first one she's watching the game... and pissed off. The second one was post game at a bar in Houston.

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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2007, 02:49:01 PM »
Quote from: Stanley Applebaum on October 03, 2007, 02:45:12 PM
We've only been seeing each other a week so the only pics I have so far. The first one she's watching the game... and pissed off. The second one was post game at a bar in Houston.

Well she obviously is retarded if she is with you.  Knowing that just makes you feel sorry for her.  What does she do now?  She make enough to be your sugar momma?  Let me know if I need to give you a laundry list of things to ask yourself.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2007, 02:51:23 PM »
What kind of pussy drink are you drinking in that picture, Adam?  Your girl is drinking beer and you're over there with a pineapple-mango twist?  Fag.
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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2007, 03:06:17 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 03, 2007, 02:49:01 PM
Well she obviously is retarded if she is with you.  Knowing that just makes you feel sorry for her.  What does she do now?  She make enough to be your sugar momma?  Let me know if I need to give you a laundry list of things to ask yourself.
She isn't retarded, she just lacks taste. She's actually an Army engineer officer... which somewhat worries me. Knowing that she's cut from the same cloth as Randall gives me second thoughts about her. But the best part is is that I outrank her by two paygrades so she can't legally ever tell me "no"... on anything.
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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2007, 03:08:51 PM »
Quote from: SupperClub on October 03, 2007, 02:51:23 PM
What kind of pussy drink are you drinking in that picture, Adam?  Your girl is drinking beer and you're over there with a pineapple-mango twist?  Fag.
Hey, I didn't pay for it. Like I'm gonna turn down free alcohol. I'm jewish like that.
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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2007, 03:09:28 PM »
Quote from: Stanley Applebaum on October 03, 2007, 03:06:17 PM
She isn't retarded, she just lacks taste. She's actually an Army engineer officer... which somewhat worries me. Knowing that she's cut from the same cloth as Randall gives me second thoughts about her. But the best part is is that I outrank her by two paygrades so she can't legally ever tell me "no"... on anything.

Well you need remedial classes in lawful VS unlawful orders but I like where your head is.

Fuck.  Sugar momma is right out.  Don't suppose her folks are loaded? 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2007, 03:14:57 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 03, 2007, 03:09:28 PM
Fuck.  Sugar momma is right out.  Don't suppose her folks are loaded? 
You could say they are. Her dad is a retired infantry colonel. I don't know what her mom does but they live in some posh suburb of Tampa Bay... which if anyone knows my past this little aspect is extremely ironic.
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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2007, 03:40:05 PM »
Quote from: Stanley Applebaum on October 03, 2007, 03:14:57 PM
You could say they are. Her dad is a retired infantry colonel. I don't know what her mom does but they live in some posh suburb of Tampa Bay... which if anyone knows my past this little aspect is extremely ironic.

Infantry silver chicken is not gonna like his baby girl being with some cav puke.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2007, 05:32:29 PM »
He's Signal.  Sig. Nal.  He just likes to play like he's a cav guy. 
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« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2007, 05:46:34 PM »
Signal soldiers (skiivie wavers in the navy) don't wear spurs. I thought Adam wore spurs. Then again, real soldiers don't get "outmanned" by their dates by drinking pineapple juice in a bar. If they do, the damn sure don't allow pictures of it to be taken.
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« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2007, 06:19:54 PM »
Fuck y'all. I guarantee I can drink anyone on this board under the motherfuckin' table. If any of you"gentlemen" care to get your worthless asses off the porch and try me then I'll be more than willing to meet you at a watering hole of your choice in Fayetteville, Arkansas next Saturday as that is where I will be. You won't be able to miss me, I'll be the guy in the Auburn shirt and hat.
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« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2007, 08:35:01 PM »
When are you going up?  We got pasture pool on Friday if you are gonna make it in for it?  Also tailgating all Saturday.  Honey coming up or are you going to get to have some fun?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2007, 04:26:01 PM »
Quote from: Stanley Applebaum on October 03, 2007, 12:15:40 PM
GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear to god this war is fucking everything up...I deploy in one month. Beautiful. Just beautiful. Fucking Iraq... I swear to god...
off topic but thought you'd appreciate this...

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« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2007, 04:27:58 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on October 05, 2007, 04:26:01 PM
off topic but thought you'd appreciate this...

They must have a good rib shack around there somewhere.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2007, 07:00:08 PM »
If not a rib shack, I'm sure that a bucket o' chicken and occasional drive-by will be easy to come by. 
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Re: Fuck this fuckin' war!!
« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2007, 02:49:10 PM »
Quote from: Stanley Applebaum on October 03, 2007, 02:45:12 PM
We've only been seeing each other a week so the only pics I have so far. The first one she's watching the game... and pissed off. The second one was post game at a bar in Houston.

Call me crazy, but I've seen that second picture before.  And it was way, way before last week.  What kind of scam are you trying to run here, Pecos?
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