Do y'all think Oregon cares?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #20 on:** January 25, 2011, 09:20:26 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on January 25, 2011, 06:13:52 AM

How that guy passed out beside us is absolutely amazing....I know he was completely blitzed, but DAMN!!! I don't think he would've been too devastated, lol. I was getting kinda tired of hearing him say Coach Cheeeeeze...like in the middle of a play. I don't think he actually knew where he was. When Cam fumbled, you and I were pissed, then I looked over at that guy and he said....Coach Cheeeeze!!! I actually started laughing. Then 5 minutes later he was out.

You sat next to Garman?

wesfau2 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 25, 2011, 11:25:49 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 25, 2011, 09:20:26 AM

You sat next to Garman?

Zing!

We also had a drunk passer-outer near us. He showed up to his seat thirty minutes before kickoff triple-fisted. I thought, "Nice of him to bring his wife and buddy a beer." Nope, they were all for him.

He was glassy eyed in the 2nd quarter (after more trips to the beer stand) and passed out at the half. He got up at the start of the third and headed up for more booze. Came back down the aisle, clearly confused as to his seat location, and cruised right past his row. His wife got up to chase him down, got to the aisle and said, audibly, "Fuck it." and went back to her seat.

He reached the bottom of the aisle and started back up towards the top (beer now empty). His wife, presumably fearing another run to the beer stand, got up and escorted him to the concession stand. He returned with three hot dogs, a coke, and one pissed off woman.

chinook · « **Reply #22 on:** January 25, 2011, 11:28:28 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on January 25, 2011, 11:25:49 AM

Zing!

We also had a drunk passer-outer near us. He showed up to his seat thirty minutes before kickoff triple-fisted. I thought, "Nice of him to bring his wife and buddy a beer." Nope, they were all for him.

He was glassy eyed in the 2nd quarter (after more trips to the beer stand) and passed out at the half. He got up at the start of the third and headed up for more booze. Came back down the aisle, clearly confused as to his seat location, and cruised right past his row. His wife got up to chase him down, got to the aisle and said, audibly, "Fuck it." and went back to her seat.

He reached the bottom of the aisle and started back up towards the top (beer now empty). His wife, presumably fearing another run to the beer stand, got up and escorted him to the concession stand. He returned with three hot dogs, a coke, and one pissed off woman.

Was his wife hot?

wesfau2 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 25, 2011, 11:35:13 AM »

Quote from: chinook on January 25, 2011, 11:28:28 AM

Was his wife hot?

Not really.

That may have had something to do with the scowl of death she was sporting most of the game, though.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #24 on:** January 25, 2011, 11:42:45 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on January 25, 2011, 11:35:13 AM

Not really.

That may have had something to do with the scowl of death she was sporting most of the game, though.

O-fan?

My 83' Sugar Bowl experience was one to remember/forget. Spent all day on Burrbinz Skreet of course and about 2 hours before kickoff, found a daquari shop that served everything with 151 rumz. Already quite toasty, I partook of 2 large ones and headed for the StuporDome. As soon as I walked in....drink kiosk right in front of me.

Fast forward..I spent the entire 2nd half walkng around the concourse calling Meat Chicken fans stupid fuckers. I did stumble back in time to see the game winning field goal but that was the last highlite of that particular trip. Girlfriend...now wife..was less than humored by my actions. I think she took a wine bottle upside my dome at some point that evening.

Good times.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #25 on:** January 25, 2011, 11:43:46 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on January 25, 2011, 11:35:13 AM

Not really.

That may have had something to do with the scowl of death she was sporting most of the game, though.

That was her O-face...

wesfau2 · « **Reply #26 on:** January 25, 2011, 11:44:52 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 25, 2011, 11:42:45 AM

O-fan?

Can't speak to the lady's affinity for gettin her rocks off, but they were Auburn fans.

Godfather · « **Reply #27 on:** January 25, 2011, 12:09:53 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 25, 2011, 11:42:45 AM

O-fan?

My 83' Sugar Bowl experience was one to remember/forget. Spent all day on Burrbinz Skreet of course and about 2 hours before kickoff, found a daquari shop that served everything with 151 rumz. Already quite toasty, I partook of 2 large ones and headed for the StuporDome. As soon as I walked in....drink kiosk right in front of me.

Fast forward..I spent the entire 2nd half walkng around the concourse calling Meat Chicken fans stupid fuckers. I did stumble back in time to see the game winning field goal but that was the last highlite of that particular trip. Girlfriend...now wife..was less than humored by my actions. I think she took a wine bottle upside my dome at some point that evening.

Good times.

You should have known then...

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #28 on:** January 25, 2011, 12:30:54 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 25, 2011, 12:09:53 PM

You should have known then...

I quite deserved it. Very surprised I didn't get my head ripped off and some Meat Chicken fan shit down my neck. I did Auburn proud that night.

Godfather · « **Reply #29 on:** January 25, 2011, 12:33:37 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 25, 2011, 12:30:54 PM

I quite deserved it. Very surprised I didn't get my head ripped off and some Meat Chicken fan shit down my neck. I did Auburn proud that night.

You do Auburn proud every game...with the 1980 Auburn shirt and the stonewash jeans....you rock dude!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #30 on:** January 25, 2011, 12:40:43 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 25, 2011, 12:33:37 PM

You do Auburn proud every game...with the 1980 Auburn shirt and the stonewash jeans....you rock dude!

Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. Who's next?

Godfather · « **Reply #31 on:** January 25, 2011, 12:58:36 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 25, 2011, 12:40:43 PM

Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. Who's next?

Dude...no one can rock this shirt like you can...come on now!

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #32 on:** January 25, 2011, 01:11:41 PM »

Quote from: chinook on January 24, 2011, 02:30:25 PM

On a side note: The Spinning class I take at the gym is on Monday's @ 5:30.

You lost me here and I am not sure if you will ever get me back...

chinook · « **Reply #33 on:** January 25, 2011, 01:17:11 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on January 25, 2011, 01:11:41 PM

You lost me here and I am not sure if you will ever get me back...

The use of shift key as thrown you off.

djsimp · « **Reply #34 on:** January 25, 2011, 01:36:41 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 25, 2011, 12:58:36 PM

Dude...no one can rock this shirt like you can...come on now!

I thought that was Harvey Birdman.

chinook · « **Reply #35 on:** January 25, 2011, 01:44:10 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on January 25, 2011, 01:36:41 PM

I thought that was Harvey Birdman.

I, at least, can not tell from the picture. I lack X-ray vision. The shirt is covering his "parts".

Auesquire was a kool kat. This picture shows striking similarities.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #36 on:** January 25, 2011, 02:19:59 PM »

Cheap photoshop. That's clearly an XXXLarge.

djsimp · « **Reply #37 on:** January 25, 2011, 02:34:26 PM »

Quote from: chinook on January 25, 2011, 01:44:10 PM

I, at least, can not tell from the picture. I lack X-ray vision. The shirt is covering his "parts".

Auesquire was a kool kat. This picture shows striking similarities.

Good one. Its hard to tell if he still has his nut sack form this particular angle.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #38 on:** January 25, 2011, 03:03:33 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on January 25, 2011, 02:34:26 PM

Good one. Its hard to tell if he still has his nut sack form this particular angle.

Ha bitch. I'll have you know that I have a very large nuttz sack with me right now. It has no nuttz in it, but that's not important.

djsimp · « **Reply #39 on:** January 25, 2011, 03:08:39 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 25, 2011, 03:03:33 PM

Ha bitch. I'll have you know that I have a very large nuttz sack with me right now. It has no nuttz in it, but that's not important.

Sooo, you still have the ol' leather satchel?