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Re: Jesus H. Christ...
« Reply #60 on: January 19, 2011, 04:42:28 PM »
go and read up on what the Pope says about non orthodox denominations and their salvation

Could you elaborate on this?  I'm Catholic, and I can't recall any priest or pope saying that Non-Catholics were doomed to hell fire.  Google wasn't much help except to reaffirm that I already believed.

From what I can recall, non-Catholic Christians would first go to purgatory.

For non-Catholics, it's a bit fuzzier, it's been well over 20 years since I had a formal religion class, and the salvation of non-Catholics isn't exactly something I stay current on, but I seem to remember if the person grew up in a society that didn't believe Jesus was the Son of God, it wouldn't be held against them.

Side note, I'm far from a perfect Cat-lick, and don't want you to think I'm attacking you or anything like that.  Just curious what you have read/believe.


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« Reply #61 on: January 19, 2011, 04:54:56 PM »
Took me a little while to find it, it was something I remember reading when Ratzenberger became Pope Benedict XVI.

Basically he signed a document while Cardinal that kind of strongly hinted that the Catholic and Eastern Orthodoxy were the only "true" churches of Jesus.  Probably not as strong as what I remembered (and put in my post) but was a sticking point between Protestants and Catholics.

http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/Christianity/2005/04/What-Is-Dominus-Iesus-And-Why-Is-Everyone-Mad-About-It.aspx
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Re: Jesus H. Christ...
« Reply #62 on: January 19, 2011, 05:23:21 PM »
I almost never post in this forum anymore due to GarMan's reasoning deficiency.

Pretty much everything I wanted to say on the topic has already been said.

I want to commend TarHeel for a thread on a social issue in this forum that I agree 100% with him on.

To elaborate on one point that was already discussed, it is amazing how people can equate "Think exactly like me as a Christian" with "Be open minded", as if the two are comparable. "Be open minded" is not at all prosthelytizing any specific beliefs. It's, in fact, exactly the opposite. It's not saying "I'm (Insert Religion or lack thereof) and you should be too" or "You should drink beer on Sundays". It's saying you shouldn't give a fuck about anyone else's personal business or beliefs.
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Re: Jesus H. Christ...
« Reply #63 on: January 19, 2011, 05:31:37 PM »
I think that one of my favorite comedians, Rowan Atkinson, as "Toby" (that's 'the devil' to those of you from Tuscaloosa) explains it best who gets eternal damnation.  Well worth the three minutes of your time if you like British humour (there are very good zingers at 1:40 and again just towards the end after "atheists").




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« Reply #64 on: January 19, 2011, 06:49:13 PM »
I almost never post in this forum anymore due to GarMan's reasoning deficiency. 

That's funny...  I feel similar about you. 

It's always the same with you kids.  Your "reasoning" capability goes about as far as the limits of your experiences, and your limited experiences are overwhelmingly obvious.  Perhaps, your lives in Alabama only exposed you to some radical hick fringe of Christianity that plays with snakes and can't think beyond the scope of their weekly Sunday sermons, but that doesn’t mean that all Christians are like that.  And, it really shouldn’t take experience to teach you that. 

Look, we’ve done this dance before.  You spew diarrhea from your mouths, categorize everyone who disagrees with you in the same “narrow-minded” hate group, and piss-off or alienate as many as you can along the way.  It may have been fun the first few times to volley back-and-forth, but it’s just annoying now.  And, it’s always the same thing in here anyway especially on this topic.  Those damn Christians…  Harrumph, harrumph, harrumph… 
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« Reply #65 on: January 19, 2011, 06:53:11 PM »
That's funny...  I feel similar about you. 

It's always the same with you kids.  Your "reasoning" capability goes about as far as the limits of your experiences, and your limited experiences are overwhelmingly obvious.  Perhaps, your lives in Alabama only exposed you to some radical hick fringe of Christianity that plays with snakes and can't think beyond the scope of their weekly Sunday sermons, but that doesn’t mean that all Christians are like that.  And, it really shouldn’t take experience to teach you that. 

Look, we’ve done this dance before.  You spew diarrhea from your mouths, categorize everyone who disagrees with you in the same “narrow-minded” hate group, and piss-off or alienate as many as you can along the way.  It may have been fun the first few times to volley back-and-forth, but it’s just annoying now.  And, it’s always the same thing in here anyway especially on this topic.  Those damn Christians…  Harrumph, harrumph, harrumph…
I don't think you are narrow minded, I just think you are wrong.   ;)
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« Reply #66 on: January 19, 2011, 06:56:09 PM »
That's funny...  I feel similar about you. 

It's always the same with you kids.  Your "reasoning" capability goes about as far as the limits of your experiences, and your limited experiences are overwhelmingly obvious.  Perhaps, your lives in Alabama only exposed you to some radical hick fringe of Christianity that plays with snakes and can't think beyond the scope of their weekly Sunday sermons, but that doesn’t mean that all Christians are like that.  And, it really shouldn’t take experience to teach you that.
Prime example. Show me where I, or anyone in this thread, said any of the ridiculous shit you're saying about every Christian, or snake handling, or anything like that. Keep building that straw man, as usual though.

I sure as shit didn't say it, because I don't feel that way. I'm pretty sure everyone you view as "Christian haters", have specifically stated that it they only have a problem with these my-way-or-the-highway Christians that use a political platform to condemn certain individuals to hell for not sharing their beliefs. But yeah, snakes and stuff...
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« Reply #67 on: January 19, 2011, 07:12:39 PM »
Prime example. Show me where I, or anyone in this thread, said any of the ridiculous poop you're saying about every Christian, or snake handling, or anything like that. Keep building that straw man, as usual though. 

Here's a prime example...  Although, I would hope that this is just a poor choice of words...

I, then, used a few of the countless number of examples showing that some (I personally think a large majority) don't think for themselves.  Obviously, that doesn't apply to everyone.

OK...  Splitting hairs...  "A large majority" isn't necessarily "all", but my point is still spot-on. 

I sure as poop didn't say it, because I don't feel that way. I'm pretty sure everyone you view as "Christian haters", have specifically stated that it they only have a problem with these my-way-or-the-highway Christians that use a political platform to condemn certain individuals to hell for not sharing their beliefs. But yeah, snakes and stuff... 

Would you honestly say that first article in this thread was an example of the AL Gov "using a political platform to condemn certain individuals to hell for not sharing [his] beliefs"?  His stupid comments may have alienated some folks, but to suggest that he's condemning people to hell would be a considerable stretch.  Just sayin'... 
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« Reply #68 on: January 19, 2011, 07:26:24 PM »
So I guess this means I won't be playing any electronic bingo for the next 4 years.
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« Reply #69 on: January 19, 2011, 11:13:05 PM »
So I guess this means I won't be playing any electronic bingo for the next 4 years.
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« Reply #70 on: January 20, 2011, 12:17:30 AM »
Proverbs 31:7, bitches.
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Re: Jesus H. Christ...
« Reply #71 on: January 20, 2011, 12:19:42 AM »
Took me a little while to find it, it was something I remember reading when Ratzenberger became Pope Benedict XVI.

Basically he signed a document while Cardinal that kind of strongly hinted that the Catholic and Eastern Orthodoxy were the only "true" churches of Jesus.  Probably not as strong as what I remembered (and put in my post) but was a sticking point between Protestants and Catholics.

http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/Christianity/2005/04/What-Is-Dominus-Iesus-And-Why-Is-Everyone-Mad-About-It.aspx

The original Holy Catholic church originating from Jesus Christ is not the same as the Roman Catholic Church today. I don't really want to get into any more detail there, but they are not the same.
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« Reply #72 on: January 20, 2011, 09:31:45 AM »
The original Holy Catholic church originating from Jesus Christ is not the same as the Roman Catholic Church today. I don't really want to get into any more detail there, but they are not the same.

If you really want some interesting reading, go out on the net and find all you can about the origination of Catholic and Protestant church beginnings.  Many religions were born from a government trying to control the people. It's very shady as to the true evolution of what we see today.

Read back to Constantine I (I think), I think that is where many claim it started.
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Re: Jesus H. Christ...
« Reply #73 on: January 20, 2011, 09:40:50 AM »
If you really want some interesting reading, go out on the net and find all you can about the origination of Catholic and Protestant church beginnings.  Many religions were born from a government trying to control the people. It's very shady as to the true evolution of what we see today.

Read back to Constantine I (I think), I think that is where many claim it started.

Nonsense. I invented religion.

Constantine was the Debil.
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« Reply #74 on: January 20, 2011, 11:00:12 AM »
I've been saying for a while that we need a religious discussion forum.

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« Reply #75 on: January 20, 2011, 11:20:13 AM »
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Look, we’ve done this dance before.  You spew diarrhea from your mouths, categorize everyone who disagrees with you in the same “narrow-minded” hate group, and piss-off or alienate as many as you can along the way.  It may have been fun the first few times to volley back-and-forth, but it’s just annoying now.

Agreed.

Somehow we (not this board, but pretty much the world) has distilled everything down until there is no compromise anymore, no polite political/religious/whatever discussion.  You are either pro-life or pro-choice, pro-gun or for complete gun control, right wing nut job or left wing commie, or think everyone is going to hell or nobody is.  I get tired of discussions like this, which is why I usually don't do much more on this part of the board but browse through it.

There, I've said my piece and counted to 10.
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« Reply #76 on: January 20, 2011, 11:37:42 AM »
Here's a prime example...  Although, I would hope that this is just a poor choice of words...

OK...  Splitting hairs...  "A large majority" isn't necessarily "all", but my point is still spot-on. 

Would you honestly say that first article in this thread was an example of the AL Gov "using a political platform to condemn certain individuals to hell for not sharing [his] beliefs"?  His stupid comments may have alienated some folks, but to suggest that he's condemning people to hell would be a considerable stretch.  Just sayin'...
Yeah, that doesn't work.  I said some of them don't think for themselves... Would you argue with that? Of course not...
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« Reply #77 on: January 20, 2011, 12:05:39 PM »
Yeah, that doesn't work.  I said some of them don't think for themselves... Would you argue with that? Of course not... 

Actually, you did say "a large majority"...

I, then, used a few of the countless number of examples showing that some (I personally think a large majority) don't think for themselves. 

... but, that was just your subconscious internal voice.  You didn't mean to type that "out loud". 

Um...  I'm moving on...  I need logical/rational discourse.  This "I said... He said... I meant... I really meant" isn't working for me.
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« Reply #78 on: January 20, 2011, 12:48:32 PM »
Actually, you did say "a large majority"...

... but, that was just your subconscious internal voice.  You didn't mean to type that "out loud". 

Um...  I'm moving on...  I need logical/rational discourse.  This "I said... He said... I meant... I really meant" isn't working for me.
I know what I said captain obvious... And I stand by it.  I think a large number of southern Baptists, who attend church regularly, do what they are told...
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Re: Jesus H. Christ...
« Reply #79 on: January 20, 2011, 12:54:43 PM »
I think a large number of southern Baptists, who attend church regularly, do what they are told...
I know all the women I have known that were Baptist did not protest when told what to do.

just sayin'
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