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North Alabama Folks (and others I guess)
« on: January 07, 2011, 01:28:11 PM »
Have you checked the weather? 

They're calling for snow with icy conditions on Sunday and Monday. 

Our assistant principal that is in charge of school safety spoke with a guy from Alabama Power that said they are expecting widespread power outages for Monday if the weather reports hold true. 

How much are generators?
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Re: North Alabama Folks (and others I guess)
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2011, 01:29:55 PM »
Have you checked the weather? 

They're calling for snow with icy conditions on Sunday and Monday. 

Our assistant principal that is in charge of school safety spoke with a guy from Alabama Power that said they are expecting widespread power outages for Monday if the weather reports hold true. 

How much are generators?
Fuck a generator... If I don't have power, Monday, January 10th, at 12 pm, I will be driving south.
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« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2011, 02:14:41 PM »
Mother nature is gonna fuck this up. Any of you are welcome at my house. It will probably like f'n 70 in Eufaula.
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« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2011, 02:21:58 PM »
Have you checked the weather? 

They're calling for snow with icy conditions on Sunday and Monday. 

Our assistant principal that is in charge of school safety spoke with a guy from Alabama Power that said they are expecting widespread power outages for Monday if the weather reports hold true. 

How much are generators?

We just had a meeting with our EMA director.  He said his information is to be prepared for up to 12 inches of snow. 
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« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2011, 02:22:59 PM »
We just had a meeting with our EMA director.  He said his information is to be prepared for up to 12 inches of snow.

Bullshit
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« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2011, 02:23:39 PM »
Always plan for the worst, I suppose.
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« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2011, 02:23:57 PM »
We just had a meeting with our EMA director.  He said his information is to be prepared for up to 12 inches of snow.
Bulllllllllllllshit.
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« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2011, 02:35:37 PM »
I think Token is just misinformed. They were talking bout toot snow not weather snow. All the bammers in North Alabama are preparing for the worst by numbing agents. The forecast is that Auburn will win the BCSNC game.
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« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2011, 02:43:24 PM »
Bullshit

A flurry to a bammer would be 12 inches.  Remember how they count to 13.  :bamahomer:
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« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2011, 02:43:47 PM »
Sunny and 81 in the Circle City....axis of the universe.
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« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2011, 02:50:19 PM »
Sunny and 81 in the Circle City....axis of the universe.

I think snow only makes it down this way every 20 years.
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« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2011, 02:55:16 PM »
I think snow only makes it down this way every 20 years.

Last year in February when snow hit Dothan and turned it white as my pale, wintery looking ass, I was on a plane to Jamaica.  Happy to be heading to the tropics but a little bummed about missing the only snowfall to hit Dothan in the last 12 centuries.  Silver lining was when we flew back in to B'Ham, they were being dusted by about an inch of snow.  So my little boy got to at least experience it.
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« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2011, 02:59:17 PM »
Last year in February when snow hit Dothan and turned it white as my pale, wintery looking ass, I was on a plane to Jamaica.  Happy to be heading to the tropics but a little bummed about missing the only snowfall to hit Dothan in the last 12 centuries.  Silver lining was when we flew back in to B'Ham, they were being dusted by about an inch of snow.  So my little boy got to at least experience it.

Yeah, when I lived in N Bama, we got snow once in a while. I remember this snow you were referring to because folks here were off their rockers about it.
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« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2011, 03:03:45 PM »
Not that I believe there is a chance in hell that it will happen, the weather channel is also saying possibly up to a foot in the higher elevations north Alabama and north Georgia.  EMA is only telling us what he is being told.
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« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2011, 03:04:05 PM »
Yeah, when I lived in N Bama, we got snow once in a while. I remember this snow you were referring to because folks here were off their rockers about it.

How long have you lived in UUUfawla?
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« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2011, 03:07:47 PM »
And for the record?  I'm hoping for so much ice and snow that it knocks off power, cable, radio networks and cell phone coverage.  When Auburn wins, I'm hoping the assholes in my area will have no knowledge of the game at all. 

Nothing personal.
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Re: North Alabama Folks (and others I guess)
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2011, 03:08:29 PM »
And for the record?  I'm hoping for so much ice and snow that it knocks off power, cable, radio networks and cell phone coverage.  When Auburn wins, I'm hoping the assholes in my area will have no knowledge of the game at all. 

Nothing personal.

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« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2011, 03:11:40 PM »
Since I'm out in Hurricane Valley east of Huntsvegas we are guaranteed to get 3 feet of snow and lose power for about a week and a half.  Screw it, I'm driving to Birmingham tonight to stay at the Bammer father-in-laws.  If he gives me any lip, somebody come and bail me out on Tuesday please.  Unless we lose, then just leave me there.
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« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2011, 03:12:36 PM »
How long have you lived in UUUfawla?

Since 2008
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« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2011, 03:15:15 PM »
And for the record?  I'm hoping for so much ice and snow that it knocks off power, cable, radio networks and cell phone coverage.  When Auburn wins, I'm hoping the assholes in my area will have no knowledge of the game at all. 

Nothing personal.

Where you live is mostly inbreeds anyway - not too many Auburn people on Sand Mountain.
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