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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #120 on: January 23, 2011, 12:38:09 PM »
To all y'all who missed tonight and the party at my place?

Pussies.  :fu:


I was in AU, but sicker than a dog. I honestly dont think you wanted me around yall last night. I wouldnt have wished thi shit I have on anyone.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #121 on: January 24, 2011, 07:35:50 AM »
Ok, you bastards should have had time to recover from your hangovers.  Let's hear the stories of drunken debauchery involving dead hookers, midgets, and hotels that will require a 50k deposit if you mention you're with TigersX.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #122 on: January 24, 2011, 10:57:53 AM »
Ok, you bastards should have had time to recover from your hangovers.  Let's hear the stories of drunken debauchery involving dead hookers, midgets, and hotels that will require a 50k deposit if you mention you're with TigersX.

I had to smuggle Howard up to the room.  He kept eyeing this tiger statue in the lobby in a weird way...

BTW, Snaggle, there is an exact replica in Ware's Jewelers.  Did not check the price tag, but it's yours for the taking...
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #123 on: January 24, 2011, 11:01:46 AM »
I had to smuggle Howard up to the room.  He kept eyeing this tiger statue in the lobby in a weird way...

BTW, Snaggle, there is an exact replica in Ware's Jewelers.  Did not check the price tag, but it's yours for the taking...

Actually, Howard, they were off by a bit in the price the hotel quoted you.  $590.00
A tiger statue of your very own...
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #124 on: January 24, 2011, 11:03:40 AM »
These are gorgeous.  ALMOST brought one home...

A crystal football of your very own
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #125 on: January 24, 2011, 01:06:00 PM »
Actually, Howard, they were off by a bit in the price the hotel quoted you.  $590.00
A toger statue of your very own...

Well hells bells that's much less than a class B felony.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #126 on: January 24, 2011, 01:10:20 PM »
I'm checking to see what receiving stolen property is classified as.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #127 on: January 24, 2011, 03:14:38 PM »
To all y'all who missed tonight and the party at my place?

Pussies.  :fu:


Thanks for hosting Wench! 

Good times were had by all (who actually showed up)!

Bring back Lebo.

But seriously, I was disappointed in the outcome of the game of course.  I do like the way Klaus seems to be running his plays but there were too many missed opportunities.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #128 on: January 24, 2011, 03:16:46 PM »

Thanks for hosting Wench! 

Good times were had by all (who actually showed up)!

Bring back Lebo.

But seriously, I was disappointed in the outcome of the game of course.  I do like the way Klaus seems to be running his plays but there were too many missed opportunities.

It was good to see you again, sir.  BTW, I am going out on a limb and predicting a Final Four berth next year.  Also, I will predict that we will not be watching the game from the Ale House.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #129 on: January 24, 2011, 03:26:33 PM »
It was hilarious, y'all.  There was a goodly amount of alcohol to be had and instead, Tarheel was ACTUALLY WATCHING THE GAME!!  Yeah, sure, if the team scored we all cheered halfassedly, but Tarheel was actually over there breaking down plays and making loud suggestions to the coaches!  For BASKETBALL! 

I ain't never seed sitch a thang.  That boy got fired up over AUBURN basketball.  Teeheehee...  Buzz and I totally got the giggles.*



*That might have been the tequila, but maybe not...
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #130 on: January 24, 2011, 03:31:44 PM »
It was good to see you again, sir.  BTW, I am going out on a limb and predicting a Final Four berth next year.  Also, I will predict that we will not be watching the game from the Ale House.


That would be a great place for a bar.

And a kitchen that actually served bar food...or any food for that matter.

*edit:  Good to see you too again Buzz!  Glad you and Sweets made the trip!
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #131 on: January 24, 2011, 03:34:11 PM »
It was hilarious, y'all.  There was a goodly amount of alcohol to be had and instead, Tarheel was ACTUALLY WATCHING THE GAME!!  Yeah, sure, if the team scored we all cheered halfassedly, but Tarheel was actually over there breaking down plays and making loud suggestions to the coaches!  For BASKETBALL! 

I ain't never seed sitch a thang.  That boy got fired up over AUBURN basketball.  Teeheehee...  Buzz and I totally got the giggles.*



*That might have been the tequila, but maybe not...


It's College Basketball.  Is there any other sport?
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #132 on: January 24, 2011, 03:35:28 PM »

That would be a great place for a bar.

And a kitchen that actually served bar food...or any food for that matter.

Or took phone orders.  Seriously, I had to call twice.  The first time, the guy had no idea what party I was talking about.  The second time, "no, man, we don't do phone orders."
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #133 on: January 24, 2011, 03:37:32 PM »

It's College Basketball.  Is there any other sport?

Sorry I missed you this time tarheel.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #134 on: January 24, 2011, 03:39:29 PM »
It was hilarious, y'all.  There was a goodly amount of alcohol to be had and instead, Tarheel was ACTUALLY WATCHING THE GAME!!  Yeah, sure, if the team scored we all cheered halfassedly, but Tarheel was actually over there breaking down plays and making loud suggestions to the coaches!  For BASKETBALL! 

I ain't never seed sitch a thang.  That boy got fired up over AUBURN basketball.  Teeheehee...  Buzz and I totally got the giggles.*



*That might have been the tequila, but maybe not...

I had to sober up after drinking the extra large bourbon from Uncle Sani's 'cushion' .  It was getting to the point of not being able to see skrait...
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #135 on: January 24, 2011, 03:43:45 PM »
Sorry I missed you this time tarheel.


Yeah, I missed a lot of X'ers (except AUChizad...just kidding).

I'm sure I'll be back down to The Plains again at some point.  Yes, you should've been there.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #136 on: January 24, 2011, 03:45:47 PM »
Listened to the game on the way back.  Had gone back through Montgomery and hit Bonefish for some mighty tasty Bang Bang skrimps and 420 on tap.

The radio call was just depressing.  Glad I didn't watch.  It was turnover after turnover after bad foul after turnover after....

Pat Burke was like, "Just settle down.  Don't get so out of control.  No need to go one on five there."
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #137 on: January 24, 2011, 03:46:30 PM »

Yeah, I missed a lot of X'ers (except AUChizad...just kidding).

I'm sure I'll be back down to The Plains again at some point.  Yes, you should've been there.

Wanted to. Barely made it to the stadium.....had the stomach virus from hell. As soon as it was over, I wanted nothing but sleep and meds.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #138 on: January 24, 2011, 03:47:40 PM »
Or took phone orders.  Seriously, I had to call twice.  The first time, the guy had no idea what party I was talking about.  The second time, "no, man, we don't do phone orders."

Well...when we got there, they asked us if we were the party of 30.  Then, they proceeded to tell us that they were expecting us 2 hours before. 
I thought this was going to be an epic Xer get together...30 of us?!?!?

And no...they didn't have nachos.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #139 on: January 24, 2011, 03:51:31 PM »
Oh, and for the record...NEVER try the Sam Adams White Ale, unless you are a huge fan of the live Christmas tree.
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