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Fuck Jay Leno
« on: January 04, 2011, 11:58:57 AM »
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Re: Fuck Jay Leno
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2011, 12:01:34 PM »
Jay Leno hasn't been funny since......well ever.
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Re: Fuck Jay Leno
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2011, 12:09:40 PM »
I wonder if I can get a late night show if I was to do a couple Doritos commercials.
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Re: Fuck Jay Leno
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2011, 12:11:11 PM »
When you're on top, everyone wants to take shots at you. Jay needs to grab a tall glass of Cammie Cam Juice and a warm mug of Shut The Fuck Up.
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Re: Fuck Jay Leno
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2011, 12:26:50 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 04, 2011, 12:11:11 PM
When you're on top, everyone wants to take shots at you. Jay needs to grab a tall glass of Cammie Cam Juice and a warm mug of Shut The Fuck Up.

If he doesn't his back is gonna hurt from pulling landscaping duty.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fuck Jay Leno
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2011, 01:12:48 PM »
Jay Leno is a stupid mommy part and he has been dead to me since all the Conan bullshit.  Now, though, I'm considering burning his car collection to the ground.
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Re: Fuck Jay Leno
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2011, 03:50:48 PM »
Quote from: AWK on January 04, 2011, 01:12:48 PM
I'm considering burning his car collection to the ground.

You are the sexiest you've ever been. Right now. :)
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Re: Fuck Jay Leno
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2011, 04:00:33 PM »
"At least Cam wasn't benched for a gangly Irishman"
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Fuck Jay Leno
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2011, 04:05:48 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 04, 2011, 12:26:50 PM
If he doesn't his back is gonna hurt from pulling landscaping duty.
My fingers hurt!
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Re: Fuck Jay Leno
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2011, 07:15:44 AM »
Quote from: Jumbo on January 04, 2011, 04:05:48 PM
My fingers hurt!

Now listen everybody! Arts and crafts has been extended by two hours today.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fuck Jay Leno
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2011, 09:26:09 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 05, 2011, 07:15:44 AM
Now listen everybody! Arts and crafts has been extended by two hours today.
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Re: Fuck Jay Leno
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2011, 09:43:15 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 05, 2011, 09:26:09 AM
Mistah ....Mistah

I think I just killed the mista mista lady.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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