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James Willis is unemployed... and a wife beater (UPDATE!)

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James Willis is unemployed... and a wife beater (UPDATE!)
« on: December 26, 2010, 08:07:18 PM »
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Tech defensive coordinator leaving after one season
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Dec. 26, 2010, 6:21PM

LUBBOCK — Texas Tech defensive coordinator James Willis is leaving after one season to pursue other opportunities.

The school said Sunday that Willis will not coach in the Ticket City Bowl against Northwestern on New Year's Day.

Willis joined the Red Raiders after Tommy Tuberville was hired as head coach. Willis was an assistant to Tuberville at Auburn. He spent the 2009 season as associate head coach at Alabama. It was his first season as a defensive coordinator with Texas Tech.

Texas Tech finished 116th out of 120 teams in total defense, allowing 463 yards per game.
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Re: James Willis is unemployed...
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2010, 09:17:29 PM »
He's going to UF, I'm guessing to be the DC/LB Coach.  So, it doesn't suck too bad.
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Re: James Willis is unemployed...
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2010, 09:40:58 PM »
Wish we could have kept him at UA.
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Re: James Willis is unemployed...
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2010, 07:11:32 AM »
Wish we could have kept him at UA.

I have to admit that I didn't realize that he wasn't still there.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: James Willis is unemployed...
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2010, 08:31:50 AM »
Wish we could have kept him at UA.

You are much better off without him.
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Re: James Willis is unemployed...
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2010, 12:12:09 PM »
He's going to UF, I'm guessing to be the DC/LB Coach.  So, it doesn't suck too bad.

That is not confirmed, and here's the rest of the story - you really should (1) go through the proper channels and keep your boss in the loop and (2) make sure you have the new job firmly in hand before getting fired...

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The Avalanche-Journal learned Sunday night Willis was talking about a job with the University of Florida and Tech coach Tommy Tuberville found out through third parties. The two came to a mutual agreement Willis should leave Tech ...

“I wish James the best of luck, but it is important for (the) football team to keep pressing forward,” Tuberville said in the statement. “We have a great defensive staff here that will carry the load along with my assistance as we prepare for Northwestern .”
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Re: James Willis is unemployed...
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2010, 12:16:33 PM »
Snap. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: James Willis is unemployed...
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2010, 12:24:09 PM »
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Re: James Willis is unemployed...
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2010, 12:41:48 PM »
That is not confirmed, and here's the rest of the story - you really should (1) go through the proper channels and keep your boss in the loop and (2) make sure you have the new job firmly in hand before getting fired...
Burn that bridge, Burn.
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Re: James Willis is unemployed...
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2010, 02:30:38 PM »
Fuck James Willis.

There is a chicken bone out there with his name on it. I will continue to wait patiently until it lodges in his throat.
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Re: James Willis is unemployed...
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2010, 02:35:11 PM »
Fuck James Willis.

There is a chicken bone out there with his name on it. I will continue to wait patiently until it lodges in his throat.
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« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2010, 03:18:29 PM »
Fuck James Willis.

There is a chicken bone out there with his name on it. I will continue to wait patiently until it lodges in his throat.
I'm not sure if this is racist or a death threat...or both.
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Re: James Willis is unemployed...
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2010, 03:22:33 PM »
I'm not sure if this is racist or a death threat...or both.

Would it be more acceptable if she had said something like "there is a piece of sheet-rock waiting to fall on him"?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: James Willis is unemployed...
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2010, 03:26:53 PM »
Would it be more acceptable if she had said something like "there is a piece of sheet-rock waiting to fall on him"?

Or a large piece of crunchy taco shell gets stuck in his throat...all for under $3 bucks.
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Re: James Willis is unemployed...
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2010, 03:32:03 PM »
Or a large piece of crunchy taco shell gets stuck in his throat...all for under $3 bucks.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2010, 03:38:16 PM »
Would it be more acceptable if she had said something like "there is a piece of sheet-rock waiting to fall on him"?
One would think so.
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Re: James Willis is unemployed...
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2010, 03:41:30 PM »
I'm with Sweets.  Loyalty to Tubs is fine - and I get that Tubs waited a year to get another job, so Willis had to find a stop gap.  And it is admirable that he jumped to Tubs as soon as Tubs was settled.  Ordinarily I would have no issue with that at all whatsoever, we'll remember you fondly.

HOWEVER, when the stop gap between Auburn and Tubs is bammer?  Going from Auburn to BAMMER?  Fuck you, Willis.  You are dead to me.

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« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2010, 03:43:08 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2010, 04:20:41 PM »
I'm with Sweets.  Loyalty to Tubs is fine - and I get that Tubs waited a year to get another job, so Willis had to find a stop gap.  And it is admirable that he jumped to Tubs as soon as Tubs was settled.  Ordinarily I would have no issue with that at all whatsoever, we'll remember you fondly.

HOWEVER, when the stop gap between Auburn and Tubs is bammer?  Going from Auburn to BAMMER?  Fuck you, Willis.  You are dead to me.


Yeah, I hope a Watermelon seed gets lodged in his throat along with the chicken bone.  Lodged so deep that Kool-Aid can't get it out.
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Re: James Willis is unemployed...
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2010, 04:33:58 PM »
Yeah, I hope a Watermelon seed gets lodged in his throat along the chicken bone.  Lodged so deep that Kool-Aid Grape Drank can't get it out.

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